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1985-01-01
Jon: That was some New Year's celebration last night, wasn't it, Garfield?
celebration: 庆典 last night: 昨天晚上
Garfield: Did anyone get the license number of the party that hit me?
license: 执照 number: 号码 party: 晚会 hit: 打击
Jon: Are you going to get up today?
be going to: 打算 get up: 起床 today: 今天
Garfield: No way! I got up yesterday and look what happened to me!
yesterday: 昨天 look: 看看 what: 什么 happen: 发生
Jon: Not feeling well, huh?
Not feeling well: 【身体不适】
Garfield: It would take two of me to feel worse
feel: 感觉，感到 worse: 更糟的
1985-01-02
Jon: I don't mind grocery shopping
mind: 介意 grocery: 杂货店 shopping: 购物
Jon: And I don't mind carrying them home
carry: 搬运 home: 家
Jon: This is the part I dread
part: 部分 dread: 恐惧的
1985-01-03
Jon: As long as you're in the way, why don't you find a place to put those groceries.
as long as: 既然 in the way: 在路上 find: 找 place: 地方 groceries: 食品，杂货
Garfield: (gobble! gobble! gobble!)
gobble: 狼吞虎咽
Jon: I wanted you to put them in the pantry!
pantry: 食品室
Garfield: Urp... that can be arranged
arrange: 安排
1985-01-04
Jon: Okay, guys, I have a new house rule
guys: 伙伴 new: 新的 house: 房子 rule: 规则
Jon: From now on no pets are allowed on the furniture
from now on: 从现在开始 pet: 宠物 allow: 允许 furniture: 家具
Odie: Harf! Harf! Harf!
Garfield: Wah! Ha! Ha!
Jon: I don't get no respect
get: 得到 respect: 尊敬
1985-01-05
Garfield: One thing I love about Odie...
Garfield: He's so pushoffable
pushoffable: 【可推下的】
1985-01-06
Garfield: I'm bored
bored: 无聊的
Garfield: I'm bored, bored, bored
Garfield: Wait a minute! I control my own destiny! I'll create an exclusive country club resort
wait a minute: 等等 control: 控制 own: 自己的 destiny: 命运 create: 创造
exclusive: 独占的 country club: 乡间俱乐部 resort: 旅游胜地
Garfield: First, I'll put some sandbox sand in the sunbeam
first: 首先 sandbox: 沙箱，沙盒 sand: 沙子 sunbeam: 日光
Garfield: Replete with the usual resort accouterments
replete: 塞满的 usual: 通常的 accouterments: 装备
Jon: Hey, what a great idea!
great: 极好的 idea: 主意
Garfield: I wonder how he got by the membership committee
wonder: 想知道 get by：通过，混过 membership: 会员资格 committee: 委员会
1985-01-07
Garfield: Well, the holidays are finally over and the ol' waistline has explored new vistas (pat, pat)
holiday: 假期 finally: 最终 over: 结束 waistline: 腰围 explore: 探索 vistas: 前景
Garfield: It is time to declare another National Fat Week. We shall tell skinny jokes and revel in our fat
declare: 宣布 another：另一个 national fat week: 【全国肥胖周】 shall: 应该
tell: 讲，说 skinny: 皮包骨的 joke: 笑话 revel in: 以……为乐
Garfield: I'm talking to you, chubby
talk to: 和某人说话 chubby: 胖墩
1985-01-08
Garfield: We fat people get a lot more out of life. We eat big. We drink big. We laugh big
Out of：来自 life: 生活 drink: 喝 laugh: 笑
Garfield: HAR! HAR! HAR!
Jon: Are you okay, Garfield?
Garfield: You wouldn't understand, skinny person.
understand: 理解 skinny: 皮包骨的
1985-01-09
Garfield: Being skinny isn't always a bed of roses
always: 总是 a bed of roses: 称心如意的境遇
Garfield: It must be tough wearing suspenders to hold your socks up
tough: 艰难的 wear: 穿 suspender: 裤子背带 hold up：支持住 socks: 袜子
Garfield: I knew a guy who was so skinny, he had to step on the scales twice to weigh himself!
step:踏上 scales: 秤 twice: 两次 weigh: 称体重 himself: 他自己
1985-01-10
Garfield: I think skinny people are funny...
funny: 有趣的
Garfield: Their pants keep falling down (thump, thump, thump)
pants: 裤子 fall down: 往下掉 thump: 击拍
Garfield: I knew a kid who was so skinny, all he could wear was a hat!
hat: 帽子
1985-01-11
Garfield's angel: Don't eat that pie! It's fattening!
pie: 馅饼 fattening: 易肥胖的
Garfield's devil: Eat it!
Garfield's angel: You'll regret it tomorrow
regret: 后悔 tomorrow: 明天
Garfield's devil: Tomorrow never comes!
Tomorrow never comes：【切莫依赖明天】
Garfield: I'd be thinner if my conscience were quicker-witted
Thin：瘦的 if: 如果 conscience: 良心 quick-witted: 反应灵敏的
1985-01-12
Garfield: Fat people are healthier than skinny people in many ways...
healthier: 更健康 in many ways: 在很多方面
Garfield: For instance, no fat person has ever been diagnosed as having vatorphobia
for instance: 例如 diagnose: 诊断 vatorphobia:【害怕饿死症】
Garfield: That, of course, is the fear of starving to death in a stuck elevator
of course: 当然 fear of: 害怕…… starving to death: 饿死 stuck: 被卡住的
elevator: 电梯
1985-01-13
Garfield: This is my lucky day
lucky: 幸运的
Garfield: What...?
(Scriick, POOF!)
Garfield: It grew back!
Grow back：【恢复原状】
Garfield: I've discovered the bottomless pan of lasagna!
discover: 发现 bottomless: 取之不尽的 pan: 平底锅 lasagna: 烤宽面条
Garfield: (blip)
Garfield: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it was too good to be true!
too good to be true【好的令人难以置信】
1985-01-14
Garfield: (slup!)
Jon: THAT WAS MY LAST CUP OF COFFEE!
last: 最后的
Garfield: I spilled some. You can suck it out of my sweater
spill: 溅出来 suck: 吸吮，啜 sweater: 毛衣
1985-01-15
Jon: What are you watching, Garfield?
watch: 看，观看
Garfield: I don't know
Jon: Who's the lead character
lead character: 主演
Garfield: I don't know
Jon: What's the plot
plot: 情节
Garfield: Hey! I'm watching television! Stop making me think, okay?
television: 电视 think: 思考
Garfield: (SLURP, GULP, BURP, SMACK, ERP)
Garfield: OH YUK!
YUK：恶心
Garfield: How disgusting! There's a people hair in my cat food!
disgusting: 令人恶心 hair: 头发 cat food: 猫食
1985-01-17
Garfield: One of my pet peeves is people who never finish what they start
Pet：宠物 peeve: 气恼 finish: 完成 never: 从不 start: 开始
Garfield: I do not happened to be one of those people
Happen to be: 碰巧
Garfield: My philosophy is “never start anything”
philosophy: 哲学 anything: 任何事
1985-01-18
Garfield: Oops! (blat!)
oops: 表惊讶，遗憾
Jon: Clean that up, Garfield
clean up: 清理干净
Garfield: Patience, my friend
patience: 耐心 friend: 朋友
Garfield: There are people to do those things
1985-01-19
Garfield: Ooooo
Garfield: Beep! Beep! Beep!
beep: 哔哔声
Jon: I'll bite. What is it?
bite: 咬
Garfield: A dummy detector
dummy: 虚拟的 detector: 探测器
1985-01-20
Garfield: (tappity, tappity, tappity)
Garfield: (tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity)
Garfield: (bonk!)
bonk: 敲头
Garfield: (pant, pant)
Jon: (clap, clap, clap)
clap: 鼓掌
Garfield: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
1985-01-21
Garfield: (zip!)
zip: （拉的）声音
Jon: Hey! Give my napkin back!
napkin: 餐巾
Garfield: Smile when you speak to sumo cat, fella
smile: 微笑 speak to: 和某人说话 sumo: 相扑 fella: 小伙子
1985-01-22
Garfield: Sumo cat has studied sumo wrestling for years
study: 学习 sumo wrestling: 相扑运动
Garfield: Sumo cat has mastered the most dreaded tricks of his trade
master: 掌握 dreaded: 令人畏惧的 dreaded: 令人畏惧的 trick: 技巧 trade: 【行业】
Garfield: (SNAP!)
1985-01-23
Garfield: Sumo cat assumes the classic sumo wrestling position
assume: 设想 classic: 经典的 position: 姿态
Garfield: There is only one tiny drawback to this position
tiny: 微小的，极小的 drawback: 不利点
Garfield: Severe cramping!
severe: 剧烈的 cramping: 抽筋
1985-01-24
Garfield: Karate cat demonstrates his art on a table leg
karate: 空手道 demonstrate: 示范 art: 艺术 table leg: 桌脚
Garfield: HIIYAH! (snap!)
Garfield: Karate cat also demonstrates incredible lack of foresight
incredible: 难以置信的 lack of: 缺少 foresight: 远见
1985-01-25
Garfield: Most practitioners of karate are impervious to pain
practitioner: 从业者 impervious: 不为所动的 pain: 疼痛
Garfield: HIIYAH! (smack!)
Garfield: I happen to be of the pervious to pain persuasion
Happen to be: 碰巧 pervious: 可渗透的 persuasion: 说服，说服力
1985-01-26
Garfield: For your pleasure, I, judo cat, will lay a basic move on this hapless bystander
pleasure: 高兴 judo: 柔道 basic: 基本的 move: 动作 hapless: 不幸的
bystander: 旁观者
Odie: (SMACK!)
Garfield: Leave it up to a dumb dog's rubber tongue to make a mockery of the martial arts
leave: 留下 dumb: 哑的 rubber: 橡胶的 tongue: 舌头 mockery: 轻蔑，笑柄 martial arts: 武术（指功夫、柔道、空手道等）
1985-01-27
Garfield: Fetch the apple, Odie
fetch: 取来
Garfield: I send Odie to fetch an apple, and he brings back an apple pie. I think I'm onto something there
apple pie：苹果派 bring back: 带回来 be onto something：想到点什么
Garfield: Fetch the t-bone, Odie, my boy
T-bone: T型骨头
1985-01-28
Garfield: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest cat of all?
mirror: 镜子 wall: 墙 cutest: 最可爱的
Nermal: Hi there
there: 在这里
Garfield: Don't answer that!
answer: 回答
1985-01-29
Garfield: Do you know what I hate about you, Nermal? You're so one dimensional
hate: 讨厌 one dimensional: 一维的，单向的
Nermal: Oh yeah? And what dimension is that?
dimension: 维度
Garfield: Youth!
Youth：青春，年轻
1985-01-30
Garfield: Nermal, you're cute, but you're not very bright. Doesn't that bother you?
cute: 可爱的 bright: 聪明的 bother: 困扰
Nermal: Oh no
Nermal: I figure I'll grow out of this cute stage sooner or later
I figure: 我相信 grow out of: 因长大而不再做…… stage: 阶段 sooner or later: 迟早
Garfield: I rest my case
rest my case: 【我的话讲完了】
1985-01-31
Garfield: Nermal, would you rather have your good looks or my intellect?
rather: 宁愿 good looks: 好看的外表 intellect: 智慧
Nermal: My good looks
Nermal: I have years and years to get our intellect
Garfield: That hurt
hurt: 伤害
词汇解析：Tracy 校对：Sophie
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