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1991-11-01
Garfield: I wish I had a little piece of land...
Garfield: About a mile long, and an inch wide
Garfield: Yes sir, my very own spaghetti farm
spaghetti: 意大利式细面条
1991-11-02
Garfield: I thought I heard a doughnut
doughnut: 油炸圈饼
1991-11-03
(RING)
(RING)
Garfield: Meow?
Garfield: Meow meow meow
Garfield: Here, it's for you
Jon: Meow?
1991-11-04
Garfield: Which way did the mouse go?
Jon: He went that way!
Garfield: Just curious
curious: 好奇的
1991-11-05
Garfield: Guests are a pain
Garfield: First they defile my water dish...
defile: 弄脏
Garfield: Then they want a tow
tow: 拖，拽
1991-11-06
Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your cheese while I'm around
cheese: 乳酪
Garfield: No siree
siree: 先生
Jon: Sigh
1991-11-07
Jon: You would be more convincing if you were moving
convincing: 使人信服的
Garfield: He's onto us
on to sb: 归咎于某人
1991-11-08
Jon: Watch out for the mouse
watch out: 当心
Garfield: Riiiight
Garfield: You know, Jon, Brazil must be lovely this time of year
Brazil: 巴西
1991-11-09
Garfield: I see the “strange mice” are back
1991-11-10
Garfield: You lunch looks better than mine
Garfield: I want to sit there!
Garfield: Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine
couch: 长椅，睡椅
Garfield: Oh, sure. Hog the floor!
1991-11-11
Garfield: Boy , do I need a shave
shave: 修面，剃胡子
(BZZZZZZZ)
Garfield: Wait a minute!
Jon: Whaaa?
Garfield: I forgot I was a cat, okay?
1991-11-12
Jon: Enjoying the fire, Garfield?
Garfield: Yup
Garfield: Kind of makes me wish we had fireplace there
fireplace: 壁炉
1991-11-13
Bird: ?
1991-11-14
Garfield: (Z)
Jon: I thought you were cutting down on your naps
cut down on: 减少，削减
Garfield: I am!
Garfield: I'm taking two four-hour naps instead of four two-hour naps
1991-11-15
Garfield: Ah, the industrious ant... Always working
industrious: 勤劳的，勤奋的
(SPLAT!)
Garfield: Take a break
take a break: 休息一会儿
1991-11-16
TV: Today on “Animal Kingdom,” we go in search of...
TV: The house cat
TV: Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty
Garfield: There's nothing worse than a low-budget animal show
low-budget: 适于低预算的
1991-11-17
Garfield: Ahem
Dog: (Z)
Garfield: This is a dog
Dog: (Z)
Garfield: And this is a dog whistle
dog whistle: 狗哨
Dog: (Z)
Garfield: Observe
observe: 观察，注意到
Dog: (Z)
Garfield: (fffff)
Dog: (Z)
Garfield: It emits a sound discernible only to lower life-forms
emit: 发出 discernible: 可辨别的 lower: 下级的，下层的 life-form: 生物
Garfield: Now this... is dog trumpet
trumpet: 喇叭
(poing!)
1991-11-18
Jon: Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me
attracted: 有吸引力
(snatch!)
snatch: 抢夺
Jon: Hey! That's my Binky the Clown cup!
Jon: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Garfield: I think I've isolated your problem
isolate: 使隔离，使孤立
1991-11-19
Jon: I remember my first kiss
Jon: Edna Radsnick... We were on her front porch. The moon was full... The moment had arrived... We embraced...
front porch: 前门门廊 embrace: 拥抱
Jon: Our braces locked... She scrambled...
brace: 背带 locked: 锁住，卡住 scramble: 争抢、搅乱、混杂一起，艰难行走
Garfield: That's more like it
1991-11-20
Jon: Cindy, this is Jon, your blind date for tonight. Anything special you'd like to know about me?
blind date: 男女间初次见面
Jon: Uh, six feet. Brown... One hundred seventy pounds. Red... Decaffeinated... Chocolate chip... Unleaded
decaffeinated: 脱去咖啡因的 chip: 薄片，切，削 unleaded: 除铅的
Jon: My dental records?
dental: 牙齿的，牙科的
Garfield: Whatever happened to “what's your sign”?
sign: 符号，招牌
1991-11-21
Jon: I have a date
Garfield: With the bearded lady, or the alligator girl?
bearded: 有胡须的 alligator: 鳄鱼皮的
1991-11-22
Jon: I read the most fascinating article the other day
fascinating: 迷人的 article: 文章 the other day: 前几天
Garfield: Good, Jon! Appeal to her intellect
appeal to: 对．．．产生吸引力 intellect: 智力，理解力
Jon: Did you know there are microscopic crawly things living in your eyebrows
microscopic: 显微镜的 crawly: 爬行的，痒痒的 eyebrow: 眉毛
Woman: I have to go home now
Garfield: Take me with you
1991-11-23
Jon: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun... Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue...
field: 地，田地 wheat: 小麦 limpid: 清澈的 pool: 池，水塘
Jon: Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door
ice pick: 餐桌上用的碎冰锥 stick: 插于，竖起 barn: 谷仓，牲口棚
Jon: Rats
rats: 胡说，瞎扯
Garfield: Should've skipped the nose and moved right to the lips
skip: 跳越，略过，跳过 lip: 嘴唇
1991-11-24
(tap, tap, tap)
tap: 轻打，轻敲
Garfield: Overture
Overture: 序曲
(whirrrrr)
Garfield: First movement
(scoop, scoop)
Garfield: Second movement
movement: 乐章
(splop!)
Garfield: And now, the grand finale!
grand finale: 终场演奏
Garfield: (GULP!)
Garfield: Encore! Encore!
encore: 要求再演或唱
1991-11-25
Garfield: You've heard of the “fountain of youth”
fountain of youth: 长生不老泉
Garfield: (sip)
Garfield: Meet the next best thing!
1991-11-26
Garfield: And now the continuing saga of Jon's diary
continuing: 连续的，持续的 saga: 传说
Monday: “Dear Diary. The lawn of a new week. The possibilities are limitless”
lawn: 草地，草坪 possibility: 可能性 limitless: 无限的
Tuesday: “Dear Diary. Today got my lips stuck in the blender”
stick in: 陷入，困入 blender: 搅拌器
1991-11-27
Jon: Why was I created, Garfield?
create: 创造，产生
Jon: What is my purpose in life
(SPLOT!)
Garfield: To give others hope?
1991-11-28
Garfield: Welcome to “lying around with Garfield”
lie around: 无所事事
Garfield: Today's topic, the joy of ceiling watching
Jon: You are worthless
worthless: 无价值的，无用的
Garfield: Now let's stare at a light fixture
fixture: 固定物，设备 light fixture: 电灯器具
1991-11-29
Jon: Garfield, we're going to the park
Garfield: Whoopee
Jon: You know the rules. No flower stomping...
stomp: 跺脚，踩踏
Jon: And...
Garfield: Yeah, yeah. No swan maiming
swan: 天鹅，闲荡 maim: 使残废，使伤残
1991-11-30
Jon: I'm depressed, Garfield. I need something to lift my spirits
depressed: 沮丧的 lift spirit: 振奋精神
(BOOT!)
Jon: Garfield!
Garfield: Hey! It always works for me!!
词汇解析：love is blue 校对：KF
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