1995-06-01

Garfield: I know why you people don't get my jokes! You're not hip! You're too old!

Get joke: 听懂笑话  hip: 忧郁  old: 老的

Garfield: Why don't you all go home? Isn't it past you bedtime?!

go home: 回家  past: 过了  bedtime: 就寝时间 

(KONK!)

konk: 鼻子

1995-06-02

 

Garfield: Maestro, if you please

maestro: 音乐大师   if you please：如果你高兴的话

Garfield: Ahem... In my key, please

key: 音调

Garfield: Thank you

1995-06-03

Garfield: You wouldn't hit a cat with glasses, would you?

hit: 打，击  glass: 玻璃瓶 

 (SPLAT! SPLUT, SPLIT, SPLOT, SPLAT, SPLOT, SPLOT, SPLUT!)

splat: 泼溅

 

1995-06-04

 

Jon: Hey, guys! Look at the chicks!

guy: 伙伴，家伙  chick: 年轻的女子

Jon: I have just the thing to impress them

impress: 使……有印象

Jon: In-line skates

in-line skates: 轮式溜冰鞋

Jon: Get ready to meet your destiny... Let's go!!!

get ready: 准备好  meet: 会见  destiny: 命运

Jon: Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Garfield: I think it was the “destiny” line that should have tipped me off

tip off: 事先暗示

 

1995-06-05

 

Garfield: Poor Jon, sitting there so peacefully

poor: 可怜的  sit: 坐着  peacefully: 安详地

Garfield: I really should stop harassing him

stop: 停止  harass: 骚扰

Garfield: But first I have to get rid of this brick

first: 首先  have to: 不得不  get rid of: 处理掉，丢掉  brick: 砖

 

1995-06-06

 

 (SHOOM!)

1995-06-07

Garfield: Yawn

yawn: 打哈欠

Jon: Yawn

Garfield: We do our own stunts

our: 我们  own: 自己的  stunt: 特技

 

1995-06-08

 

Jon: To keep Garfield from taking cookies, I have installed a surveillance camera

keep from: 阻止，防止   cookies: 饼干  install: 安装  surveillance camera: 监视摄像机

Jon: Hey! Where's my camera?!

Garfield: Stole it. Sold it. Bought more cookies

stole: steal的过去式，偷，偷窃   sold: sell的过去式,卖   bought: buy的过去式，买

 

1995-06-09

 

Bird: I'm a talking bird

talking bird: 【能说话的鸟】

Bird: And you are fat, ugly cat

fat: 胖的  ugly: 丑陋的

Garfield: Who is no longer hungry

no longer: 不再  hungry: 饥饿的

 

1995-06-10

 

TV: Coming up next...

next: 接下来

TV: Advanced drape clawing techniques

advanced: 先进的  drape: 窗帘，布帘  clawing techniques: 抓撕的技巧

Garfield: Educational T.V.!

educational: 教育的

 

1995-06-11

 

Jon: Yawn

yawn: 打哈欠

Garfield: Yawn

Jon: Good night, Garfield

Good night：晚安

(click)

Garfield: Good night, Jon

(click)

Jon: Zzzzz Snoore

(click)

snore: 打鼾，大呼

Jon: Snoorrrre

(click)

Jon: Snoooore

Jon: Hark! - Kaff! Kaff! Gasp! Snort! Snort! Snaaaark!

(click)

gasp: 喘息

Garfield: Oh, pipe down and gimme your pillow

pipe down: 安静下来  gimme: 给我  pillow: 枕头

Jon: Gahhhhfee!!!

1995-06-12

 

Garfield: Oh, no!

Garfield: My birthday is right around the corner!

birthday: 生日  right: 正好，恰好  around the corner: 即将到来

 

1995-06-13

 

Jon: How does it feel to be turning 17, Garfield?

feel: 感觉  turn: 转向，变成

Garfield: Great!

great: 极好的

Garfield: I'm learning something new every day!

learn: 学习  something new: 一些新的东西  every day: 每天

Garfield: And forgetting two old things

forget: 忘记  old: 旧的，原来的

 

1995-06-14

 

Garfield: I'm not aging, I'm maturing

aging: 变老  maturing: 成熟

Garfield: Okay, so I'm aging

1995-06-15

 

Nermal: If you tell me how old you're going to be next week, I promise not to laugh

tell: 告诉  how old: 几岁  next week: 下星期  promise: 保证  laugh: 笑

Garfield: Seventeen

seventeen: 十七

Garfield: I would have preferred the laugh

prefer: 宁可

 

1995-06-16

 

Garfield: There are lots of advantages to growing older! There's, uh...

lots: 许多  advantage: 优势  grow older: 变得更年长

 

1995-06-17

Garfield: Well! How nice!

nice: 美好的

Garfield: A birthday card

birthday card: 生日卡片

Garfield: Thanks

Mouse: Sa' right

1995-06-18

 

Garfield: Who, me?

Odie: Ah choo!

Garfield: Ha!

Odie: Poo!

Garfield: Poo!

Garfield: Thank goodness!

Thank goodness：谢天谢地

 

1995-06-19

(WOOOOOSH)

Jon: Happy 17^th

happy: 高兴，快乐

Garfield: Practice! That was practice!

practice: 练习

 

1995-06-20

 

Garfield: (Z)

Jon: Wow

Garfield: (Z)

Jon: He got out of bed today

get out of: 由……出来

Garfield: (Z)

 

1995-06-21

 

Jon: It would be nice to see you two cooperating

cooperating: 合作

Jon: I guess I asked for it

guess: 猜，猜测  ask for: 请求

 

1995-06-22

 

Jon: Do not damage the new couch!

damage: 损坏  couch: 沙发

Garfield: Okay!

(CRASH!! BAM! SMASH!)

Crash：轰隆声  

Jon: Destroyed everything but the cough, right?

destroy: 破坏  everything: 每件东西  but: 除了

Garfield: Everything

1995-06-23

 

Garfield: That does it

1995-06-24

 

Jon: They put a proverb under each yearbook picture

proverb: 谚语，格言  yearbook: 年鉴  picture: 图片

Jon: Euphemia Hinkle: “A penny saved is a penny earned”

Penny：便士   save：节省   earn：挣得

Garfield: Jon Arbuckle: “A fool and his money are soon parted”

a fool and his money are soon parted: 【笨人难聚财】

 

1995-06-25

 

(sniffff)

(WHAP!)

sniff: 闻  whap: 打

 

1995-06-26

 

Garfield: I'm a regular here

regular: 【常客】

 

1995-06-27

 

Garfield: I might as well relax till I get rescued from this tree. Cats always get rescued

might as well: 还是……的好   relax: 放松   till: 直到   get: 得到  rescue: 援救，解救 

always: 总是

Garfield: Buuuut what do I know?

1995-06-28

 

Garfield: Windy today

windy: 有风的，多风的

 (SCHWAP!)

Garfield: “Gemini: today you will reach new heights”

Gemini：双子座    reach: 达到  new：新的    height: 高度

 

1995-06-29

 

Garfield: Here comes the fire department!

the fire department: 消防队

Garfield: I'm saved!

save: 解救

(squirrrrt)

1995-06-30

 

Garfield: Stuck up in a tree again

stick up:【挂着】  again: 又，再

Garfield: Why do I do stupid things like this?!

why: 为什么  stupid: 愚蠢的  like: 像

Garfield: And that