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2008-02-01
Rat: What happened to our stupid garden shed? It look like it exploded.
happened to：发生（碰巧，正巧，偶然） stupid：愚蠢的 shed：小屋 explode：爆炸
Pig: I think it was those bunnies you tried to poison. You know, the ones who ate your garden?
bunny：小兔子 poison：毒害
Rat: What makes you think a bunch of stupid bunnies could possibly blow up our garden shed?
a bunch of: 很多，一群 possibly：可能地 blow up：爆炸
Pig: The videotape they sent.
videotape：录像磁带
Rabbit: Greetings, great satan.
greetings：问候 santa：撒旦（撒鬼）
2008-02-02
Dear Abby, I’m a loser. Help.
loser：失败者，遗失者
Pig: I like to get straight to the point.
get straight：了解，高通 point：重点
2008-02-03
Angry Bob, was angry. “I will fly a kite,” he said. “Flying a kite makes people happy.” So angry Bob walked to the store. “Hello,” he said to the man at the store, “I would like to purchase a kite.”
kite：风筝 store：小卖部，商店 purchase：购买
“I’m sorry,” said the man, “but I am out of kites. Perhaps you’d like a couch.” “A couch?” said Bob, “Why would I want a couch?” “Because couches are nice,” said the man, “And they make people happy.” Convinceed, Bob bought a couch and carried it from the store over his head.
out of：缺乏 couch：睡椅，沙发 convinceed：说服
Arriving at a field, he paused. “The man was correct,” thought Bob, “This couch will bring me happiness.” And for the first time in his 39 years, Bob smiled. And threw the couch into the air. It did not fly. Bob was crushed like a soft biscuit.
arriving：到达 field：地，野外 pause：暂停 correct：正确 happiness：幸福 threw into：扔，扔进 crush：压碎 soft biscuit：软烤瓷饼,软瓷面
Pig: Always read the user’s manual.
manual：手册
2008-02-04
Rat: Hey, what’s a matter with you? It’s almost noon.
almost：几乎 noon：中午
Pig: I woke up depressed. I’m kinda hoping that if I lay real still, the day won’t notice and I can just try again tomorrow.
woke up：醒来 depressed：沮丧的 kinda：有一点 still: 静静地；静止不动地
Rat: You stupid pig. You can’t do that. We all have to face the day. You get outside and face the day!
stupid：愚蠢的 have to：不得不 face：面对
2008-02-05
Pigita: Hi, mom. No, Pig’s not here yet. How should I know why he’s late? But I’ll tell you this. I’m sick of it. I’m sick of his laziness. I’m sick of his strangeness. I’m sick of his stupid excuses.
Pig: I got here as fast as I could.
sick of：厌烦 laziness：懒惰 strangeness：陌生 stupid: 愚蠢的 excuses：借口 as fast as：尽可能的快，立即
2008-02-06
Croc: Hello, Zebra neighbor. Listen, what you think of statue crocs make? It’s called ‘Minmorial to Bob.‘
neighbor：邻居 statue：塑像，雕像 crocs：<口>=crocodile，鳄鱼 meemorial=memorial: 追悼的
Zebra: Who’s Bob.
Croc: Bob is a croc who is close to death.
close to death：濒临死亡
Zebra: What’s he dying of?
die of：死于
Croc: Cement.
cement：水泥
Croc B: Can’t breath, please save.
breath：呼吸
2008-02-07
Rat: Behold! My latest creation, the smart card!
behold：看，注视 latest：最新的 creation：创作
Pig: What is it?
Rat: When a dumb guy disagrees with you, you pull out the smart card. It means “I’m smart. You’re not. Please be quiet now.”
dumb：愚蠢的 傻的 disagrees with：与……有分歧，不一致 pull out：拔出，取出 quiet：安静的
Pig: Oh, gee. That’s just silly. I mean…
gee：惊讶时所发出的声音 silly：愚蠢的
Rat: SHHHHHHHHH
2008-02-08
Goat: What are you doing, Rat?
Rat: I am Bond, rock star extraodinaire. And this is my manager.
rock star：【摇滚乐歌星】 extraodinaire：非凡的 manager：【经纪人】
Pig: Yo, baby.
Goat: You’re not Bond. And you can’t go around pretending you are.
go around：四处走动（流传） pretend：假装
Rat: Fine, I shall pick a new name. Manager, write some new names.
pick：选择
Rat: I will not be called “Beano”.
beano：雇工宴席【在这里是人名】
2008-02-09
Goat: Is Rat still going around pretending he’s Bond?
go around：四处走动（流传） pretending：假装
Pig: Yeah, but now he’s gonna change his name to ‘Beano’.
Pig: Yeah, but now he’s gonna change his name to ‘Beano’.
change to：换成
Goat: I thought he hated that name.
Pig: He did. But now he’s thinking that with a name like ‘Beano’. There might be some commercial opportunities.
commercial：商业的 opportunity：机会
Rat: I want to run, I want to hide, I want to break down the gas I’m holding inside…
hide：藏，隐瞒 break down：打破(减轻,坍塌,彻底失败,精神不支,中止,把分解) gas：煤气，气体 holding inside：隐藏
2008-02-10
Croc: Zebra neighbor! I am fall down! Break leg! Help!
neighbor：邻居 fall down：跌倒 break：折断(骨头)
Zebra: Fat chance. The second I did that. Your body Larry would jump out of that bush and kill me.
fat chance：【美国口语】没有机会，希望渺茫 jump out of：从……中跳出/下 bush：灌木丛
Croc: Oh, that’s not ture.
Zebra: Your pal Larry has the mind of a little kid. All I have to do is call out his name and he’ll pop out. Watch…
pal：朋友 call out：大声叫喊 pop out：突然出来
Zebra: Come out of that bush Larry.
come out of：从……出来
Croc: Oh, you are so smart. Meester Zeeba Haha. See, what I tell you? No, Larry.
Meester Zeeba=Mister zebra
Zebra: Simon says come out of that bush, Larry.
Simon says: 西蒙说(一个游戏的名字)
Croc: Simon says you big fat idiot, Larry.
idiot：白痴
Larry: Simon no say that, Bob.
2008-02-11
Dear Pig, It’s me, your chained-up dog buddy, Andy. I’m writing to give you some good news.I got a girlfriend.Although the situation is less than ideal.
chained up：锁住 buddy：伙伴，好朋友 girlfriend：女朋友 situation：情况 i less than ideal ：不理想 deal：理想的
2008-02-12
Olive: Hold me…
Andy: I can’t…
Olive: Cause these long distance relationships.
distance：距离 relationship：关系
2008-02-13
Andy: Oh, Olive. I love you. But I so want to hold you.
Olive: Oh, Andy, me too. But what’s important is how we feel about each other. Our emotional intimacy. That’s even better than touching.
important：重要的 feel about：摸索 each other：互相 emotional：感情的 intimacy：密切关系 better than：好过…… touching：触摸，接触
Andy: You're nuts
nuts: 疯子
2008-02-14
Pig: What are you doing, little guard duck.
Duck: I’m standing on the crate of sadness.
standing on：坚持 crate：篓子 sadness：悲伤
Pig: Why?
Duck: Because Maura, the duck I loved, flew south over a year ago and never returned.
flew over：飞过 return：返回
Pig: So you stand on a crate?
Duck: Yes, it’s where you stand when your dreams don’t come true.
come true：成真
Rat: This could get crowded.
crowded：拥挤的
2008-02-15
Rat: What are you doing, Pig?
Pig: I’m sad today. So I was hoping if I asked people to say wonderful things about me. It might make me feel unsad.
unsad：开心
Rat: You stupid pig! There’s nothing wonderful about a guy who goes around begging for compliments. It’s pathetic! No one’s gonna have anything to say.
stupid：愚蠢的 goes around：四处走动（流传） begging for：乞求 compliment：称赞 pathetic：悲哀的
2008-02-16
Rat: I’ve concluded that every single gym has one smelly guy who doesn’t seem to know he’s smelly because no one wants to tell him.
conclude：总结 single：单身的，单一的 gym：健身 smelly：气味
Goat: So?
Rat: So now there’s “Smelly guy away!” for just $9.99. I will write a letter to that individual tactfully apprising him of the situation. Here, read a sample…
individual：个人 tactfully：机智地，巧妙地 apprise of：报告，通知 situation：位置，状况，处境 sample：样本
Rat: It’s all in dude.
all in：精疲力尽 dude：花花公子，纨绔子弟
Goat: I must have missed the ‘tactful’ part.
tactful：机智的
2008-02-17
Zebra: What are you two doing?
Croc: What it look like, idiot face?
idiot：白痴
Zebra: You are fishing.
fishing：钓鱼
Croc: Oh, ding ding. You must be like Jeopurdy Champ.
Zebra: You think the fish are just gonna jump into your bucket?
ding：反复的说给人家听，执拗的讲 jump into：一头扎进 bucket：篮子
Croc: Oh, for love of… Will you please shut your big fat mouth? You think we so dumb that we think fish is just gonna jump into empty bucket? Great real, show him, Bob.
for love：出自高兴，不要钱 dumb: 愚蠢的
Bob: We fill with money.
fill with：使……充满
Zebra: Of course.
Bob: Here fishing great rich quick.
2008-02-18
Rat: I hear you lions finally met some females.
lions：狮子 females：女性，母的
Lion: Yeah, Gigi and Kiki.
Rat: Who’s with which girl.
Lion: Oh, that doesn’t matter in a pride, any of the males can hook up with any of the females. It’s not like with most other species, where you just get one girl.
pride：自豪 males：雄性 hook up：搭上关系 与...联系(通常用with或to) species：物种
Hyena: Roar.
roar：吼
2008-02-19
Lion: Our new wives are gonna come to your door tonight offering to sell you a newspaper subscription.
wives：妻子 offer to：试图 newspaper：报纸 subscription：订阅
Zebra: Oh, good. Mine just ran out.
ran out：用完了(这里指报纸)
Lion: If you open the door, they will pounce on you and kill you,
pounce on：突然袭击（扑下）
Zebra: And they wonder why newspaper circulation is declining.
circulation：发行量 declining：下降的
2008-02-20
Rat: Hey there, Zebra. Happy birthday!
Zebra: Aw, you didn’t have to buy me anything.
Rat: Don’t be silly, open it.
silly：愚蠢的
Zebra: Soap.
soap：肥皂
Rat: Oh, not just any soap. Hotel soap.
hotel soap：旅馆皂
Zebra: It might be best if you didn’t give gifts.
gift：礼物
Rat: Oh, and sorry it's open. Had to wash my hands.
wash hands：洗手
2008-02-21
Pig: What are you doing, Rat?
Rat: People are always letting me down. So I wanted to find a place where I could be around people who would never disappoint me, never lie to me, never let me down. Eureka! It’s strips like this that differentiate us from ‘Ziggy’.
let down：使……失望或沮丧 disappoint：使……失望 lie to：对……撒谎 eureka：有了！ strips：特性 differentiate：区别 Ziggy：席基，一个与众不同的男孩
2008-02-22
Croc: Hello, zebra neighbor. Listen, I have quick question. Is daisies intimidate you?
neighbor：邻居 intimidate：威胁，恐吓，胁迫
Zebra: No.
Croc: What if Daisy super big and little nutty looking?
daisy：雏菊 nutty：多坚果的
Zebra: No.
Zebra: No.
Croc: I told you stupid custume.
costume：服装.
2008-02-23
Pig: Hiya, Rat. I ‘d like you to meet dingo boy. He was raised by wolves.
dingo：澳洲的一种野狗 raised ：养育 wolves：狼
Rat: Oh, lord. That’s horrific. How does a beast like that survive?
lord：上天，主 horrific：令人毛骨悚然的 beast：动物 野兽 畜生 survive：生存
Dingo Boy: I’ve got a nice mix of equities and short term bonds.
Dingo Boy: I’ve got a nice mix of equities and short term bonds.
mix：混合物 equities：股权 short term bonds：短期债务
Rat: I was gonna guess that.
2008-02-24
Larry: Okay, Zebra. Now you had it. Crocs buy doomsday device. If I press button, your house explode. So give up now or face consequence.
doomsday：世界末日 device：装置 press：按 button：按钮 explode：爆炸 give up：放弃 consequence：结果
Zebra: That’s ridiculous. Leave me alone.
ridiculous：可笑的 Leave me alone：走开
Larry: Okay, tough guy. That what you think? I will press. You know, you want me press?
tough：棘手的
Zebra: Sure press it.
Larry: No, you tempt me.
tempt：诱惑
Zebra: Press the stupid thing.
stupid：愚蠢的
Larry: Okay, Zebra. You want? You want…
Larry’s mom: Stop opening the door, Larry.
Larry: Shut your mouth, mom.
shut mouth：闭嘴
2008-02-25
Hyena: Hello, sir. I’m Hyena from Hyena and Hyena’s funeral home. Have you by chance a deceased relative in need of our burial services?
funeral home：殡仪馆 funeral：葬礼 by chance：偶然 deceased：死亡 relative：亲人 in need of：需要 burial：埋葬的 services：服务
Zebra: Forget it. You’re Hyenas. Everyone knows you eat dead things.
Hyenas: 斑鬣狗土狼
Hyena: Please, sir. That’s quite insulting, we’re not like those other Hyenas.
insulting：侮辱的
Zebra: Well, you might want to chat with your partner there…
chat with：和……聊天 partner：同伴
Hyena B: Nice going, Hyena.
nice going：干得好，做得好
2008-02-26
Goat: Hi, my uncle died and I’d like a respectful burial for him. But I’m a little worried about giving him over to Hyenas.
respectful：谦恭的 burial：埋葬的 worry about：担心 give over to：留作,把...留作特定用途
Hyena: Please, we bury many antelopes, and respect is always our number one.
antelopes：羚羊
Antelope: Hey! Who am I ? Bad time.
2008-02-27
Pig: Hey neighbor Tim. How goes it?
Tim: Good. But I’ll tell you , I’m really jonesing for a big plate of hash browns.
jonesing：【食欲大开】 plate：盆子 hash brown：炸薯饼
Rat: That’s funny, because I’m really ratsing right now.
ratsing：胡说，瞎扯
Tim: Ratsing? What’s ratsing?
Rat: The desire to beat people who use trendy expressions over the head with a waffle iron.
desire：渴望 beat：打 trendy：流行的 expression：措辞 waffle iron：专用的烤盘
Rat: Wait, come back.
2008-02-28
Zebra: It says here in this encyclopedia that crocodiles’ brains are the size of a walnut.
encyclopedia：百科全书 crocodiles：鳄鱼 brains：大脑 size of：的大小 walnut：核桃
Bob: What? I don't get it.
Larry: Bob’s more like pistachio.
pistachio：开心果
2008-02-29
Rat: Behold! My latest invention. A car that runs on idiocy. A natural resource that is in abundant supply.
behold：看，注视 latest：最新的 invention：发明 idiocy：愚蠢的 natural：天热的 resource：资源 abundant：丰富的 supply：补给，供给
Rat: All gassed up.
gassed up：加汽油
词汇解析：Bearbear 校对：PS
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