2008-04-01
Croc: I’m leaving you. Larry, I’m tired of sharing a bed with a failure.
leaving: 离开 tired of：厌烦，厌倦 share：分享 failure：失败
Larry: Oh, yeah? Well, I am leaving you.
Croc: Leaving me? Why would you leave me?
Larry: You cheat on me.
cheat on：不忠于
Croc: I’ve never cheated on you in my life.
Larry: Oh? Who this failure you share bed with?
failure：失败
Croc: Never mind, Larry.
never mind: 没关系，不要紧
Larry: Give me name!
2008-04-02
Croc: What are you doing, Larry?
Larry: Wife leaved me. She not come back till me killing Zebra. So I am gonna kill Zebra.
come back：回来 zebra：斑马 gonna：<美> 将要(=going to)
Croc: What is Bob do?
Larry: Bob, my gun instructor. Teach me how shoot straight.
instructor：导师 shoot straight：瞄准打
Croc: That not good job, Bob.
2008-04-03
Larry: Hey, Frank. How you like be my new gun instructor? You just need stand in field. Hold this over head.
gun：枪，军火 instructor：讲师，技术指导 in field：入射场
Frank: I thought Bob you instructor.
Larry: Oh, Bob. Out on leave.
on leave：休假
Frank: Leave? How long he on leave?
Larry: Pretty long.
2008-04-04
Duck: Morning, sir. We had some fire in the green zone this morning, sir.
fire：火灾 green zone：绿色地带，绿色区域 zone：地带，区域
Pig: The green zone? What’s the green zone?
Duck: The front lawn, sir. But not worries, sir. I squeezed off a couple R.P.G’s and neutralized the threat, sir.
lawn：草地，草坪 worries：担心，担忧 squeeze off：扣枪击射击 neutralize：中和 threat：威胁
Pig: Who did you neutralize?
Croc: I have had better days.
better days：更美好的日子
2008-04-05
Pig: Every time I’m with my mom. She makes me feel fat.
with：和……一起
Goat: How does she do that?
Pig: She says, “You’re fat.”
Pig: You ask silly questions.
silly：愚蠢的
2008-04-06
Ding Dong.
Zebra: Can I help you?
Man: Hello, sir. We’re from the F.B.I. you’re under arrest.
under arrest：被捕 F.B.I：联邦调查局
Zebra: For what?
Man: Harboring terrorist. It appears a member of your household has been stockpiling W.M.D.
harboring：包庇 terrorist：恐怖分子 appears: 出现 under arrest：包庇，怀着 terrorist：恐怖分子 member：成员 household：家庭 stockpiling：堆存 W.M.D：一种生化武器
Zebra: What? I don’t even have another member of my household. It’s just I and my little cat Snuffles. I always wondered where he went at night.
wondered：惊奇，想知道 at night：在半夜
2008-04-07
Pig: I can’t believe you’re in jail, Zebra.
in jai：在狱中服刑
Zebra: I can’t either, Pig. To think that my little cat, snuffles, has been stockpiling W.M.D. some of the stuff he’s had for five years.
either：也 stockpiling：囤积 stuff：材料
Pig: Five years? Where’d he even get it?
Man: Hide this.
Man: Hide this.
hide：藏
2008-04-08
Zebra: Okay, Snuffles. The F.B.I released me from prison on the condition that I get a confession from you as to
all your mysterious nighttime activities. Now I know about the arms you sold to the syrians and the Pakistanis,
but you don’t have any other involvement with these guys, do you?
released：释放 prison：监狱 on the condition that：在……的条件下 confession：招供 nighttime：夜间 mysterious：神秘的
activities：活动 arms：武器 Syrians：叙利亚人 Pakistan：巴基斯坦人 involvement：参与，介入
Cat: Meow.
Cat: Meow.
meow：喵，猫叫
Zebra: What do you mean you made a video you now sort of regret?
video：录像 sort of：稍稍地 regret：后悔
Meow to you, great satan.
satan：撒旦
2008-04-09
Croc: Hello, my wife leave me. Say she come back if I get job killing Zebra. Pleast give me the job.
come back：回来
Croc B: Okay, but first we are ask question. Is you qualified?
qualified：取得资格的
Croc: Whoa…. I have no expect pop quiz.
expect：希望 pop quiz：突击测试
Croc B: Maybe answer no.
2008-04-10
Larry: Who it is?
Patty: Larry, it’s me. Patty. I’ve decided to come back home. Junior misses you and your brother tells me you’ve fallen apart. He says you’re scared and you’re building forts out of empty KFC buckets.
decided to：决定 junior：年少者，少年 fall apart：崩溃 scared：害怕的 fort：后垒 KFC buckets：全家桶
Larry: That’s a big lie.
Patty: Fine, Larry. I believe you. Just let me in and we can begin anew.
anew：重新
Larry: Give me minute.
2008-04-11
Man: Hey there, Fella, cute cat. Why you got him in a cage?
fella：<俚>伙伴,伙计,小伙子 cute：可爱的 cage：笼
Zebra: Oh, he’s been bad.
Man: Yeah, I had a bad cat once. Ripped up one of the legs on out couch. What did your little guy do?
rip up：抛弃
Zebra: Sold nuclear technology to the Syrians.
nuclear technology ：核技术 nuclear：原子核能 technology：技艺，工艺 Syrians：叙利亚人
Man: Bad kitty.
kitty：小猫
2008-04-12
Zebra: Okay, Snuffles. I’m letting you out of your cage. But only because you’ve told me all the bad cat things you’ve been doing at night and promised never to do them again.
at night：在半夜 promised：承诺
Zebra: So if there’s anything else you’re hiding. Like any more W.M.Ds or videos you made in caves. I need to know now.
hiding：藏 cave：山洞
Cat: Meow.
meow：喵，猫叫
Man: Curse you, backstabbing kitty.
curse：诅咒，咒骂 backstabbing：暗箭杀人 kitty：小猫
2008-04-13
Bob.: Hello, Zebra. This is Larry he is sad orphan baby. Maybe you give him home as part of our adopp-a-croc program.
orphan：孤儿
Zebra: That is not even close to a baby. You’re just trying to get a croc into my house.
close to：接近 croc：<口>=crocodile
Bob.: Oh, zebra. Don’t say things like that. You are hurt Larry feeling.
Bob.: Sh, Larry. He didn’t mean it. He know you’re a baby. Here, show him, Larry. Drink from your bottle.
bottle：瓶子
Bob.: That not right bottle, Larry.
Larry: But this not take me to happy place, Bob.
2008-04-14
Man: Heads up today, Rat. We’ve got some corporation. Here for their retreat and FYI. I hear they’re a little strange.
heads up：提高警惕 corporation：公司 retreat：隐居 FYI=for your information
strange：奇怪的
Rat: Strange how?
Croc: Which way swimming pool?
swimming pool：游泳池
2008-04-15
Mole: Hi, we’re the moles. We’re looking for the conference room that has our seminar ‘living above ground: a sunny alternative or too blind to survive?’
moles：鼹鼠 conference room：会议室 seminar：研讨会 alternative：替换物 blind：盲目的 survive：生存，存活
Croc: Thank you, Bejeezus.
2008-04-16
Croc: Hello, welcome to Eetazeeb Corporate retreet. Today we have seminar. First seminar titled ‘there is moles in conference room B they are blind. And we should eat them.
seminar：（大学的）研究班，研讨会 titled：有头衔的 mole：钱鼠 in conference：在开会中 blind：盲的
Moles: We should adjourn.
adjourn：换地方
2008-04-17
At the mole convention.
mole：鼹鼠 convention：大会，协定，惯例
Mole A: Gentlemen, we’re meeting in my hotel room because there are some crocs in the hotel trying to eat us. How they got word we were staying at this hotel. I don’t know.
gentlemen：绅士 hotel room：带浴室的双人旅游套间 crocs：<口>=crocodiles，鳄鱼
Mole B: Perhaps we have a mole. I’ve waited ten years to use that joke.
2008-04-18
Mole B: Okay, guys, due to the crocs loose in the hotel. We’re gonna be holed up in this hotel room for a while, which means we’ll need supplies. So I’ve sent Melvin down the hall to get some ice. So much for my icy cold beverage.
due to：由于 crocs：<口>=crocodiles，鳄鱼 loose：放纵，释放 for a while：一会儿 gonna：<美> 将要(=going to) supplies：物资 icy cold beverage：冷饮料
2008-04-19
Pig: I heard you got fired from your concierge job.
got fire：被解雇 concierge：看门人
Rat: Yeah, I did nothing to stop the crocs from eating a conference of blind moles. Personally, I thought it was entertaining.
crocs：<口>=crocodiles，鳄鱼 blind：盲的 moles：鼹鼠 personally：据个人而言 entertaining：引起乐趣的
Pig: Did they get someone to replace you?
replace：代替
Rat: They said they did. But I doubt it. A good concierge can get things done-sordid things-often in the dark of night. Who but me can do that?
doubt：怀疑 concierge：看门人 sordid：肮脏的
Cat: Meow.
2008-04-20
Pig: I’m thinking of getting one of those ‘Tivo’ things.
tivo：数字录像机
Rat: So get one.
Pig: I’m worried I won’t know how to set it up.
set up：安装
Rat: Dude, it’s easy. Like taking candy from a baby.
candy：糖果
Child: Touch it and you die, fat man.
touch：触摸，接触
Pig: I’ve never understood that expression.
understood：理解 expression：解释，解析
Child: What the deuce are you staring at?
the deuce：究竟 staring at：凝视
2008-04-21
Rat: What are you reading, Pig?
Pig: ‘Living in the funnies’ it’s the magazine for today’s comic strip character. Has an interesting article on ‘Panelwalking’.
magazine：杂志 comic strip：连环画册 character：角色，人物 interesting：有趣的article：文章
Rat: It says that through ‘Sheer, zen-like focus, a disciplined comic strip character can teach himself to walk along any four sides of a comic strip panel.’
sheer：完全 disciplined：受过训练的 comic strip：连环画册 character：人物，角色 walk along：沿……走 sides：台词表 panel：连环漫画；连环漫画中的一幅
Duck: Let’s see Mary worth do this.
2008-04-22
Woman: Who’s at the door, fred?
at the door：在门边儿
Fred: That stupid army duck from next door. The one that’s always on me about not cutting our lawn.
stupid：愚蠢的 next door：隔壁 lawn：草地，草坪
Woman: What are you gonna do?
gonna：<美> 将要(=going to)
Fred: I’m gonna open the door and dropkick that little waterfowl clear across the street.
dropkick：踢反弹球 waterfowl：水鸟
Duck: Never mess with a panel walking duck, Fred.
mess：将……弄糟 panel：板，平板
2008-04-23
Pig: Hey, little guard duck. What are you doing?
guard：看守者
Duck: I have become a member of the order of panel walkers.
Duck: I have become a member of the order of panel walkers.
order：订单，命令 panel：连环漫画；连环漫画中的一幅
Pig: I want to be able to do that.
be able to：能够，会
Duck: I can teach you. But you it’s quite hared. You must first be able to clear your mind of all ideas. All thoughts, all cerebral activity.
hared：共享 thoughts：思维 cerebral activity：大脑活动
Pig: What is the hard part?
2008-04-24
Pig: I can’t believe it, guard duck. You’ve taught me how to panel walk. I’m defying comic strip gravity through mind control.
guard：看守者 defying：藐视 gravity：重力 mind control：心控术
Duck: Yes, and if you can do that with your own body. You can soon learn to do the same with other objects. But be careful. It is an extraordinary power that one should use for only the most critical of tasks.
objects：目标，对象 extraordinary：非常的，特别的 power：力量 critical：对……挑剔的 task：任务
Duck: That does not include raiding the refrigerator.
include：包含，包括 raid：突然袭击 refrigerator：冰箱
2008-04-25
Pig: Look, guard duck! I was panel walking and decided to stand on top of the panel!
guard：守卫者 decided：决定 on top of：在……的顶部 panel: 板，平板
Duck: You musn’t do that. For if you fall, you die!
Pig: Oh, but it’s real level up here. And besides, all the comic strip characters are doing it now.
level up：提高同一水准 beside：除了……之外 comic strip：连环画册
Duck: That is madness! Not all comic strip panels are shaped like yours! If one of their characters tried it. They could slip and…
madness：愚蠢的行为 shape：发展 character：人物，角色 slip：下跌，滑到
2008-04-26
Olive: Andy! I think I discovered something. You have big lips! If you puff them out far enough, we might be able to kiss!
discovered：探索，发现 lip：嘴唇 puff out：使膨胀，使肿胀
Andy: Kiss? Oh, boy! Let’s try!
Olive: I’ ve changed my mind.
Andy: What, it’s Mick jagger on a dog chain.
jagger：有齿的凿子 chain：链
2008-04-27
Andy: Oh, boy. What a morning. Are you up yet, Olive?
Dear Andy:
My chain broke during the night. I don’t know how it happened. It just snapped.
during the night：在夜间 happened：发生 snap：突然断掉
Please don’t hate me for not walking you, I know it was my one chance to be free and I couldn’t bear to see you cry.
free：自由 bear：忍受
My only consolation is in knowing that you can be so happy even while attached to a chain. I love you.
consolation：令人安慰的事物 attached to：隶属于 chain：链
2008-04-28
Pig: I’ve decided that from now on, when people are mean to me, I’m just going to pretend I’m the happiness fairy sprinkling friendly dust all over the world to make it a kinder place.
decided：决定 from now on：从现在开始 mean to：对……重要 pretend：假装 fairy：小精灵 sprinkling：点滴 dust：粉尘
Rat: That’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever said.
stupidest：最愚蠢的
2008-04-29
Goat: Looks like I got another e-mail from a deposed Nigerian king asking me for my bank account number.
e-mail：电子邮件 depose；免职 bank account number：银行账户
Zebra: What kind of fraud goes around posing as Nigerian royalty just to scam people out of their money?
fraud：骗子 goes around：四处走动（流传） royalty：皇族 scam：诈骗 out of：失去
Cat: Meow.
meow：喵，猫叫
2008-04-30
Croc: What are you doing, Larry?
Larry: I am lying in wait for Zebra neighbor. I gonna jump on hed. I gonna kill.
wait for：等 neighbor：邻居 gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) jump on: 扑向，猛扑
Croc: You’re in our living room, Larry. The Zebra doesn’t have access to our living room!
living room：寝室 have access to：可以到达
Larry: Need me change any light bulbs?
bulb：电灯泡
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