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2008-11-01
A:Can I help you, sir?
Pig:Yes.There’s a problem with your film and your package says my satisfaction is guaranteed.
Problem：问题 film：胶卷 package：包装 satisfaction：满意，欣慰
guaranteed：保证
A:what’s the problem?
Pig:When I look at the photos in my album. They’re filled with people who are no longer around and friends who are no longer friends who are no longer friends and homes I can no longer get back to.
Album:相册 no longer:不再 around: 在...周围 get back:回去
A:I am afraid that’s just life, sir.
Life:生活
Pig:I’m not satisfied.
Satisfied:满意
2008-11-02
Pig:Is it that appearing on TV makes you look ten pounds heavier?
Appear:出现 pounds:磅 heavier:更重
Rat:Yeah,why?
Pig:Because I think it’s true for comic strips.
Comic strips:连环漫画
Rat:Nice try, fatty.
Fatty:胖子
Pig:No, really…Look what happens when I leave the panel.
Happens:发生 leave:离开 panel: 连环漫画中的一幅
Pig:See?
Rat:Hmm.
Pig:Thinner,huh?
Thinner:比以前瘦了
Rat:Well…Maybe you look a little thinner.But really, it’s not very convincing.
Convincing:使人信服的
B:Hi, Rat. Hi, Pig.What are you discussing.
Discussing:讨论
Pig:Whoa
Rat:Never mind.
Never mind:没关系,用于安慰
2008-11-03
Pig: why are you ducking down,Zebra?
Duck down:低下头,弯下身
Zebra: There are zoologists in the neighborhood looking for African wildlife they can tranquilize and tag.
Zoologist:动物学家 neighborhood:附近 look for:寻找 wildlife:野生动物
tranquilize:使平静,使安静 tag:给…加上标签
Pig:What is wrong with that?
Zebra:Everything. You wake up woozy. You’ve got on a big Tracking Collar. And believe me, in the world of African wildlife,
everyone knows it’s the losers who get tagged.
Wake up: 醒来 woozy:头昏的 losers:失败者 tracking:【追踪的】 collar:狗等的颈圈
Crocodile Dad:Hulloooo zubba nubba.
2008-11-04
Larry: Mom, you’d better come quick. I think dad’s been tranquilized.It’s almost like he’s starting to hallucinate.
Quick:快速 almost:几乎 start:开始 hallucinate:产生幻觉
Crocodile Mom:How do you know?
Crocodile Dad:Curse you flying bunnies.
Curse:诅咒 bunny:兔子
Crocodile Mom:Close the drapes, son.
Drapes:布帘
Larry：Gotcha.
Gotcha:I understand.明白了
Crocodile Dad:You will pay for that lamp, you angry little bunny.
Pay for:付款 angry:使…生气 bunny:兔子
2008-11-05
Crocodile Mom:OK, Larry. I’m off to run errands all day today. So good luck hunting the…
What are you doing , Larry?
Errands:差事 hunting:打猎,猎取 all day:整天
Larry:Me got tagged by zoologists.Now me no can hunt.
Crocodile Mom:What the …does that have to do with not being able to hunt ?
Be able to:能够做某事 have to:一定,不得不
Larry:Worker comp law is a disability.
law:规则,法律 disability:缺陷
Larry:OK, now me really has disability.
Really:真正地
2008-11-06
Bob:Morning,Fred. What’s your monitoring of the Tracking Collar show?
Monitoring:关注 show:上映,演出
Fred:Not much. Bob, this guy’s migrating patterns are about nil.
Guy:家伙 migrating:迁移 pattern: 特性曲线 nil:零,无
Bob:Nil? All animals move,Fred?
Animal:动物 move:移动
Fred:Not this one, Bob.He hasn’t budged in ten hours…Believe me, I don’t know how to explain it.
Budge: 移动,微微一动 explain:解释
Crocodile Dad：Ur…
2008-11-07
Zebra:This economic news is so scary. Do you think we could be on the verge of something huge?
Economic:经济 scary:耸人听闻的 verge:边缘 huge:巨大的
Rat:Pull, piggy Joad. Pull.
Pull:拉 piggy:小猪
Goat:But you never know.
2008-11-08
Pig:Dear Pigita. You’re great, you’re smart, you’re pretty. I’m so luckey to have you for my girlfriend.
Smart:聪明的 pretty:可爱的，漂亮的 lucky:幸运的 girlfriend:女朋友
Rat:You dumb pig.Chicks don’t dig guys who are always complimenting them.You need to say something negative about them now and then. Makes them find you more attractive.
Dumb:愚笨的 chicks:女孩子 dig:喜欢 compliment:称赞,恭维 negative:否定的 attractive:吸引的
Ps:You’re stupid for dating me.
Stupid:愚蠢的 dating:与某人约会
2008-11-09
Rat:Hey,here comes zebra. I think that idiot is stealing the newspaper from our driveway. Let’s interrogate him using
a little “Good cop/ Bad cop”
Idiot:白痴 steal:偷 driveway:车道 interrogate:质问 cop:警官
Pig:OK.
Rat:Hey there, Zebra. Not to be rude. But you wouldn’t happen to know what’s been happening to
our paper every morning, would you?
Rude:粗鲁的
Pig:Well, I sure would like a good ol’jelly doughnot.For my big tum tum...yup yup…
Jelly:果冻 doughnot:油炸圈饼
Rat:Pig?
Pig:Yes?
Rat:It’s Good cop/Bad cop not Good cop/Fat cop.
Pig:Oh!
Zebra:I’m so confused.
Confused:迷惘的
Rat:I’m so angry.
Angry:生气的
Pig:I’m so hungry.
Hungry:肚子饿的
2008-11-10
Goat:Well,it looks I’m gonna have to find a new morning coffee place.
Have to: 不得不 coffee:咖啡
Zebra:Why?
Goat:Because the place I go to hired back an old employee. I can’t stand.
Place:地点 hire:雇佣 employee:职员 stand:忍受
Zebra:How big a difference can one employee make?
Difference:不同之处 make:[改变]
Rat:You’ll get your change if I say you’ll get your change.
Change:零钱
2008-11-11
A: Hi, give me a decaf nonfat 200 degree no foam mocha.
Decaf:脱咖啡因的咖啡 nonfat:脱脂的 foam:泡沫 mocha:穆哈咖啡
Rat: Remember that old “Burger King” ad where those happy employees sing “special orders don’t upset us”
Burger:汉堡 order:命令,点餐 upset:使某人烦恼 ad: (advertisement的缩写)广告
A: Yeah.
Rat: Well, they upset the … out of me.
A: Give me your manager.
Rat: And upset him too? No ,thank you!
2008-11-12
Rat:I just did my finances and figured out that everyday I go to work I lose money.
Finances:财务 figure out:计算出 lose:损失
Pig:How can that be?
Rat:The price of gas. It cost me more to go to and from work than work actually pays me.
Price:价格 gas:汽油 cost:花费 actually:实际上
Pig:So the key to financial security is now…
Key:关键 financial:财务的 security:安全
Pig and Rat:Unemployment.
Unemployment:失业
Rat:The dream has come ture. We were so ahead of the time.
Ahead of:早于
2008-11-13
Pig:What are you doing, Rat？
Rat:I have taken up Jujitsu, the ancient art of self-defense. A physical and spiritual discipline designed solely for
the protection of oneself against unwarranted aggression.
Ancient:远古的 self-defense:自我保护 physical:物质的 spiritual:精神的 discipline:训练 solely:单独地 protection:保护
unwarranted:无保证的 aggression:进攻 jujitsu:日语，柔术，柔道的旧称
Rat :I have misused my powers.
misuse:误用，滥用
2008-11-14
Pig:Hey, Rat, mind if Ｉborrow this cardboard box I found in your closet? I am strarting a blog?
Borrow:借 cardboard:硬纸板 closet:衣柜 blog:博客
Rat:A blog? What do you need a box of you’re doing a blog?
Pig:For all the money I’m gonna make.
Rat:Are there interventions for stupidity.
Intervention:插入,干涉 stupidity:糊涂事
2008-11-15
Goat:Oh, This just can’t get anymore depressing.
Any more:再也不 depressing:沮丧
Rat:What?
Goat:I put all my retirement money into an IRA 5 years ago.And today I have less money than I start with.
Retirement:退休 start with:开始时
Rat:Wow. That was dumb. You should have skipped the IRA and gone with a UTM.
Dumb:愚蠢的 skip:不参加 go with:接受
Goat:UTM?
Rat:Under the mattress.
Mattress:床垫
Goat:I just got more depressed.
Rat:I’m a financial guru.
Guru:大师
2008-11-16
Pig:Hi.
A:Hi, Do I know you?
Pig:Well, you might … I’m the guy who write that blog.
A:What blog ?
Pig:The one on the world wide web.
World wide web:万维网
A:They are all on the web.
Web: 网络
Pig:Oh, mine is the one with links.
Links:链接
A:They have all got links?
Pig:And a section about the author? And posting with clever little insights?
Section:部分，组 author:作者 clever聪明的 insight:见识
A:Yes!
A:Aha, What?
Pig:Mine aren’t clever.
Pig:Hi, I’m that unclever guy on the Internet.
Unclever:愚蠢的 Internet:因特网
A:Oh, lord.
Lord:上帝
2008-11-17
Pig:I saw the most inspiring movie last night.
Inspiring:振奋人心的 movie:电影
Rat:What was it?
Pig:Karate kid
Karate:空手道 kid:孩子
Rat:”karate kid”? What kind of loser gets inspired by a twenty-year-old karate film?
Kind:种类 inspire:鼓舞，激励
2008-11-18
Pig:Rat got promoted by “Joe’s Roastery” They saw he had experience as an attorney and asked him to be their corporate counsel.
Promoted:奖励 experience:经验 attorney:代理人 corporate:公司 counsel:顾问
Zebra:Coporate counsel? He was arrogant as a minimum wage coffee server. What’s he gonna be like as a corporate attorney in a boardroom.
Arrogant:自大的 minimum:最低的 server:服务员 boardroom:会议室
A:I think we’d value your opinion a lot more if you’d stop opening your remarks with “People, people, shut your pieholes.”
Value:认为重要 opinion:意见 remarks:评论
2008-11-19
A:Rat, I don’t know if anyone told you , but, we need you to draft a warning label for our coffee. You know, just letting
folks know it can be hot.
Draft:起草 warning:警告 label:标记 folk:人们
Rat:Yes, already did it , have a look.
Have a look:请看一下
A:If you don’t know that coffee is hot, perhaps you’re too stupid to drink coffee.
A:I’m thinking we shouldn’t cuss out our customers.
Cuss:诅咒 customer:顾客
Rat:Oh, think again, sir. It feels terrific.
Terrific:恐怖的
2008-11-20
A:Hey, Rat. We’d like your advice as corporate counsel on something the company is considering.
Advice:建议 considered:考虑
Rat:Don’t do it. It’ll get you sued.
Sue:控告
A:I haven’t said what it is.
Rat:No need.And here’s my advice in writing so everyone can see I covered my fanny.
A:Do you really get twice my salary for doing this?
Salary:工资
Rat:Yo, How am I supposed to check my fantasy football stats with all your yammering？
Supposed to:应当 check:检查 stats:statistics,统计数值 yammer:废话
2008-11-21
Rat:Do you think humanity is destined to destroy itself.
Humanity:人类 destined:注定 destroy:毁灭
Pig:Oh, no. I believe in butterboy.
Rat:Who the heck is butterboy?
Heck:略微烦恼或吃惊
Pig:A giant stick of butter who will arrive one sunny day and save the planet and rescue all of hunmanity.
Giant:巨大的 butter: 黄油 plant:植物 recue:拯救
Rat:A giant stick of butter would melt after about five minutes in the sun.
melt: 融化
Pig:I am so bad at picking religions.
Be bad at:不善于做某事 pick:挑选 religion:信仰
2008-11-22
Dear Dr. Smith,
It was wonderful to hear from you today. It seems you and I are on the verge of something very special!
Rat:Why are you writing a love letter to your dentist.
Dentist:牙医 letter:书信
Pig:Oh, I’m just replying to this little note she sent me .
Reply:答复 sent:送
Rat:That’s a dental renminder postcard . She sends them to everyone.
Dental;牙齿的 postcard:明信片 reminder:提醒人的事物
2008-11-23
Pig:Hi ,there , Rat. Did you meet my imaginary friends? This is Bob and this is Larry.
Imaginary:虚构的
Rat:Whatever, I don’t have time for your stupid games.
Whatever:无论怎样
Pig:Sorry.
Rat:Forget about it. Listen, can I borrow ten bucks? I don’t have any cash for lunch.
Forget about:忘记 buck:钱 cash:现金
Pig:I’d love to help. But I have to save my money I got a 300 dollars ticket.
Save:节约，节省
Rat:Ticket? For what?
Pig:Driving in the carpool lane yesterday.
Carpool lane:合用专用道 carpool:合伙用车的一群人 lane:车道
Rat:You, dumb pig. Why did you do that?
Pig:Because I thought you only needed 3 people in the car to use it.
Rat:You do .
Pig:Well, now that wasn’t our experience, was it , boys?
Rat:I think I’ll eat at home.
Pig:Whoa, Bob, let’s not go calling the cop racist.
Racist:种族主义
2008-11-24
Rat:What if you get into heaven and find yourself surrounded by perkey people.
Heaven:天堂 be surrounded by:被…所包围 perky: 活泼的
goat: Perky people?
Rat: Yeah, you know, the kind of idiots who insist on talking to you when you first get into work in the morning.
idiot: 笨蛋，白痴 insist on: 坚持
Goat:I don’t know. It’s heaven. I assume, there’s something that prevents that from happening.
Prevent…from: 避免
Rat:Perkey people.Go to hell.Adios, you smiling little goons!!
Hell:地狱 adios: [西班牙语、美国西南部英语]再见 goon: 呆子
Goat:Why do I even…
2008-11-25
Crocodile Dad:Hey, son, which you reading?
Crocodile Son:Romeo and Juwet. It’s for my English class.
Crocodile Dad:Oh, yeah? Read me little bit.
Crocodile Son:Lo,Here upon the cheek, the stain doth sit of an old tear tha is not wash’d off yet. If eer thou wast thyself.
And these woes thine.Those and these woes were all for rosaline.
Crocodile Dad:This might be good time drop out of school.
Drop out of shool:辍学
2008-11-26
Rat:What’s that stupid butterfly doing in here?
Butterfly:蝴蝶
Pig:Hey, he flew in here yesterday. That’s supposed to be good luck when a butterfly flies into your house.
Flew:fly的过去式，飞 good luck:好运气
Rat:Who cares? I don’t want a stupid butterfly flying in and out of my house. I’ve got valuable stuff in here.
Valuable:有价值的 staff:东西
Pig:Ha ha ha…He’s a butterfly , not a klepto-maniac.
klepto-maniac:偷窃狂
2008-11-27
Rat:Dude, my ipod is gone. I’m about to …explode…If it was that stupid butterfly you let in the house.
explode:爆发
Pig:You probably just misplaced it. It’ll turn up… Watch a little TV and relax.
Probably:可能 misplaced:误置 turn up: 出现，找到 relax:轻松
Rat:Fine, but when I’m done that ipod better show up.
Show up: 露面
2008-11-28
Rat:I don’t get it first. My ipod is missing .Then the TV maybe it’s that stupid maid we hired.
First:第一次 missing:遗失 maybe:可能 maid:女佣 hired:雇佣
Pig:Abbey?No way, she’s the greatest.
Rat:Well samebody’s stealing our…And we know your stupid butterfly friend can’t fly around with an 80 pound TV on his back.
Back:背部
Butterfly: Losers
That’s troubling.
Toubling: 令人不安的,令人烦恼的
2008-11-29
Fred:Ok,Zebra, Crocs has new stratege.We are prove we tough by keeling Bob.
Bob:Yeah, so in the future when we were hunted, you are just fall down in fear.
Fear:恐惧 fall down:陷入
Zebra:Uh, You have no future Bob.
Bob:I starting rethink strategy, Fred.
Strategy:策略
2008-11-30
Danny Donkey was angry at the comics page. So Danny Donkey went looking for some of the more veteran.
He found them on a golf coure. “Be relevant to my life,” he pleased with them “I need you .”
Be angry at:生气 comics:连环漫画 be looking for:寻找 veteran:经验丰富的人，老手 golf course:高尔夫球场
be relevant to:同……密切相关的 be pleased with:满意，开心
A:Want move golf gags?
Gags:塞口物，禁刊令
B:Lecherous boss gags?
Lecherous:好色之徒
C:Big sandwich gags?
Sandwich:三明治
D:Henpcked husband gags?
Henpecked:怕老婆的
E:Hot secretary gags?
“No, no, no!” screamed Danny,”No more gags from 1952.”
Scream:尖叫
A:OK, then, the disco music.
B:Pong?
Pong:恶臭
C:The walkman.
Walkman:随身听
D:Surfing.
Surfing:冲浪，漫游
E:Hang ten ,man!
“No, no, no!” cried Danny, “You don’t understand.”
Understand:明白，懂得
A:We don’t understand? We win comics polls.
Poll:民意调查
B:Lots of them!
C:All of them!
D:I just thought of ten more golfing gags.
And with that, Danny Donkey fell to his knees, and the veteran cartoonist hit him with their golf clubs.
Golf club:高尔夫球棒
And Danny gave up the ghost.
Give up:放弃，把……带给 ghost:鬼
E:Hey, I just thought of another golf gag!
Goat:And how is this ‘an uplifting tale of the American comics page’?
Uplift:道德高尚的 tale:故事
Rat:Danny dies and doesn’t have to read em anymore.
Die:去世 em:<them>,他们
Pig:Ya gots to love the golf gags.
Ya:你们
词汇解析：Bearbear 校对：弹珠
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