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2009-04-01
Pig: Hey, Rat, it’s me, Pig…Where are you?
rat: 鼠 pig: 猪
I’m at the Hilton downtown…The society of angry misanthropes is holding its annual ‘people haters’ convention.
downtown: 市中心 society: 社会团体，协会，社团 misanthrope: 不愿与人来往者 hold: 举行，召开annual: 每年的 haters ：怀恨在心者 convention: 大会
Rat: What’s that?
It’s the largest gathering of people who hate associating with other people anywhere in north America.
largest ：（large的最高级）最大的 gathering: 集会 hate: 憎恨
associate with: 和……交往 associate: (与别人)交往，结交(伙伴、同伙、朋友等
Oh, yeah? How’s it going?
How’s it going：怎么样
Great. No one’s left their hotel room.
great:好极了 Left：leave离开 hotel:旅馆
Pig: That’s an odd organization.
odd: 古怪的 organization: 组织
2009-04-02
Pig: Every time I stare at my reflection in the mirror. I feel so fat and dumpy.
stare at: 凝视 reflection: 映像 mirror: 镜子 fat：肥胖的 dumpy: 矮胖的
Goat: Oh, pig, why?
Pig: Why? Look at him.
Look at：看
I think he’s part of the problem.
problem: 问题
2009-04-03
Larry: Hey, Junior…Where you mudder? Me no can find her anywheres.
junior: 年少者 you: your mudder: mother妈妈 me no can: I can not
Junior: She said she had some errands. But she’s been gone all afternoon. What do you think we should do?
errand: 差使,差事
Junior: I mean to find her.
mean: 打算
Larry: Find her? Oh, dat beeg meestake.
dat beeg meestake: That’s a big mistake. mistake:错误的
2009-04-04
Pig: What are you writing, Zebra?
write: 写 zebra: 斑马
Zebra: A peace proposal to Larry, the croc next door. I’m offering to give him something he wants if he’ll agree to leave me alone.
peace: 和平 proposal: 建议 croc: 鳄鱼 next door :邻居 offer: 提供 leave…alone: 让某人独自呆一会
Pig: Does he want something you have?
Mudder: He better!
He better：他最好
Zebra: Long story.
2009-04-05
Principal: Thanks for agreeing to come in here today, Mr…Uh…Larry…As I’m sure you’ve surmised, I wanted to talk to you about your son, Junior…
agreeing ：agree同意 as:因为 surmise: 猜测
Larry: Whuh he do bad?
Whuh: what
Principal: Oh, nothing ,Sir…It’s just that I was talking to him about his home study habits and he said that sometimes when he is reading, you’ll come in and say…‘books is for idiots.’
habit: 习惯 sometimes :有时 reading：read阅读 idiot: 白痴
Larry: Bah. Me no say nutteeng.
Bah ：呸 nutteeng: nothing
Principal: Well, sir. I’m sure you’d agree reading is an important part of life…where would we be without it? I mean, no offense, sir…But you do know how to read, don’t you?
important part ：重要部分 mean ：意思 no offense: 请勿见怪,别介意 offense: 攻击
Larry: Oh, peese…of course me know, meester……Prancer and vixen. On donner! On bleetzen!
peese: please me: I meester: mister 先生 prancer: 腾跃前进的人 vixen: 泼妇，刁妇
donner: 雷声 bleetzen: blitzen闪动
Principal: Ohhhh lord…
lord: 主,天啊
2009-04-06
Jonior: Woomun! Larry need cuppa joe!
cuppa: 一杯茶 joe: [美国俚语]咖啡
Zebra: At least he’s noticed you’re gone.
notice: 注意
Mudder: Grumble
grumble: 咕哝，嘟囔，发哼声
2009-04-07
I have your wife. Will exchange for agreement to leave me alone. Awaiting prompt response.
exchange for: 用…交换 exchange: 交换 agreement: 协议 await: 等候 prompt: 立刻的 response: 回答
2009-04-08
Larry: Son…Me has some news…Mudder geet keednapped.
me: I geet: get keednap: kidnap绑架,诱拐,拐骗
Jonior: Kidnapped?Oh,my gawd! What do we do? What do we do?!!
gawd: <俚>上帝
Larry: Son…son…peese…calm down. Dad have step-by-step plan…
peese: please calm down: 平静下来 step-by-step: 按部就班的 plan：计划
Jonior: Okay…okay…What do we do first?
Larry: Deebate pros and cons.
debate: 讨论 pros: 赞成地 cons: 反对地
Jonior: She’s my mother. I’d miss her.
miss: 想念
Larry: Hey! Dat our first con.
Dat: That’s con: 反对地
2009-04-09
Larry: Okay, son, you ees be happy to know me contact proper autoritees to rescue keednapped mom…Dey on way now.
ees: is contact: 联系 proper: 适合的 authoritees: authorities官方 rescue: 营救 keednapped: kidnapped: 【被绑架的】 dey: they
Jonior: Oh, thank god!...Who’d you contact?! A S.W.A.T. team?? The F.B.I.??...The C.I.A??
S.W.A.T: Special Weapons and Tactics Team 特种武器和战术小组(警察部队)
F.B.I: Federal Bureau of Investigation (美国)联邦调查局
C.I.A: Central Intelligence Agency (美国)中央情报局
2009-04-10
It is a dark and stormy night…a son lies awake. Watting for news…His mother kidnapped…Her fate in the hands of rescuers…Rescuers in whom the young boy places his complete faith.
stormy: 暴风雨的 lies awake ：醒着躺在那里 lie: 处于某种状态 awake: 醒的 fate: 命运 rescuer: 救援者 place: 把(信赖、希望等)寄托于complete: 全部的 faith: 信任
Rescuer: What can me staple?!!
me: I staple: 用订书钉钉
2009-04-11
Zebra: Patty, I’m gonna be in my office doing some paperwork…Gotta remove some staples from these documents with this staple remover…So if you need anything. Just let me-
gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) office: 办公室 paperwork: 文书工作
gotta: <美俚> (=have got to) 必须 remove: 消除 document: 文件
staple remover: 拨钉机
RescuerA: …Staple…remover…
remover:转移者
RescuerB: Curse you. Zeeba neighbaaaaaa
curse: 诅咒 zeeba: zebra
2009-04-12
A child in distress. And a kidnapped mother. And a dead superhero. And one hero very much alive. Intent on avenging his friend, saving a mother and jamming each and every door in the vile Zebra’s home. And another tragedy.
distress: 忧虑 kidnap: 绑架 superhero: 超级英雄 alive: 活着的 intent on: 决心要实行 avenging: avenge 替(受害者)报仇 saving :拯救 jam: 压碎 vile: 恶劣的 tragedy: 悲剧
2009-04-13
And so the Fantastic Four was down to one.
Fantastic Four: 神奇四侠 down to: 减少到
One who realized the perils of now acting alone. One who realized the need for an ally.
realize: 察觉 peril: 危险 alone ：单独的 the need for：对…的需要 ally: 盟友
And so the call was put out for someone fierce, someone with nothing to lose, someone with a past, someone whose heart has grown cold…
put out for: 要求 fierce: 猛烈的 with a past ：不可告人的经历 heart：心
Duck: They call me ‘The Waterfowler’.
waterfowler: 狩猎水鸟者
2009-04-14
In the dark night of the soul, a weary duck commiserates with the bottle. And he ponders…How did I get her? Am I good? Or am I…evil? Once a guard duck…Then a lover. And then alone. Left by a girl as a corporate spokesperson over him. A decision he needs to forget…But can’t…
soul: 灵魂 weary:疲倦的 commiserate: 同情 bottle.：瓶子 ponder: 沉思,考虑 evil: 邪恶的 guard: 守卫 corporate: 社团的 spokesperson: 代言人 decision：决定 forget：忘记
2009-04-15
Story update: And so to defeat the vile Zebra, our lone hero, Paper Jam Boy, forges a new alliance with dark stranger, the waterfowler.
update: 更新 so to: 【为了】 defeat: 击败 vile: 恶劣的 lone: 孤单的 forge: 打制
alliance: 同盟者 stranger：陌生人
…In whom he places his complete trust.
place: 把(信赖、希望等)寄托于 trust: 信任
…And from whom he learns a valuable lesson……Never trust a duck.
valuable: 有价值的 learn:学习 duck: 鸭子
Rescuer: And so when we ees get een Zeeba house, me will clear all paper jam from Zeeba copier, like this, while you is-
ees: is een: in Zeeba: Zeebra’s me: I clear: 清除 paper jam: 塞纸 copier: 复印机
Duck: Oh, I’m sorry. It says’add toner’,not ‘kill loner’.
add: 添加 toner: 墨粉 kill ：杀 loner: 孤独的人
2009-04-16
Zebra: Hey,Larry…I’ve decided to bring back your wife. Sorry for kidnapping her…I’m throwing in a bucket of chicken so there’ll be no hard feelings.
decide: 决定 bring back: 归还 wife ：妻子 kidnap: 绑架 throw in: 额外奉送 bucket: 桶 chicken：鸡 hard feelings：反感
Larry: Ohhh, me so mad at you!!
me: I am mad at: 对…恼火
Zebra: You are? You never seemed to care.
care: 介意
Larry: You bet me care! You no eenclude mash potatoes.
bet: 敢说 me: I don’t eenclude: include包括
mash potatoes: mashed potatoes土豆泥 mashed: 捣烂的 potato: 马铃薯
Mudder: I’ll mash your potatoes!
mash: 捣碎
Larry: Me go eenside now. Protect my potatoes.
me: I eenside: inside里面 protect: 保护
2009-04-17
Rat: What do you do when someone makes you feel stressed or sad or bad?
stressed: 紧张的,有压力的 feel ：感觉 sad：悲伤的
Pig: I pretend I’m a little kid again and I’m sneaking through my childhood home. I try to remember how doors opened, how closets smelled, how floors squeaked.
pretend: 假设 sneak: 溜走 childhood: 童年 remember：记得 closet: 壁橱 smell: 闻，嗅 floors ：地板 squeak: 吱吱叫
Rat: That’s the lamest thing you’ve ever said.
lamest: 最无聊的
2009-04-18
Pig: What are you up to, rat?
up to: 正在做
Rat: I’m trying to figure out what makes stupid guys stupid. Is it genes? Is it environment? Is it something in the water?
figure out: 弄清 stupid: 愚蠢的 guy: 家伙 gene: 基因 environment: 环境
Pig: Hmm.Well, if I know my science, and I think I do. You should probably go through and test each hypothesis one by one.
science: 科学 probably: 或许 go through:通过 test：测试 hypothesis: 假设 one by one: 一个一个地
Rat: The lab will need it.
lab: 实验室
2009-04-19
Rat’s fairy tale o’ fairness and justice
fairy tale: 童话 fairy: 仙女的 tale: 故事 o’：on关于 fairness: 公平 justice: 正义,公正
Once upon a time, there was a bank C.E.O. who decided to make a lot of home loans to people he knew could not pay them back.
once upon a time: 从前 bank ：银行 C.E.O: 总经理 home loan: 住房贷款 pay back: 偿付
As a result, Mr.Bank C.E.O. made 550,000,000 in bonuses and stock options.
as a result: 结果 bonuses: 红利,奖金 stock options: 认股权 stock: 股份 option: 选择权
But then the loans went bad.
And as a result, the bank’s employees lost their jobs.
employee: 雇员 lose: 失去
And the bank’s shareholders lost their money.
shareholder: 股东
And the homeowners lost their homes.
homeowner: (住自己房子的)私房屋主
And taxpayers with no connection to the bank had to pay all the money to fix it.
taxpayer: 纳税人 connection: 联系,关系 pay: 支付 fix: 使稳固
And Mr. Bank C.E.O. got to keep all of his 550,000.000 and live happily ever after in his Connecticut mansion.
happily ：幸福地 ever after ：自…以后Connecticut: 康乃狄格(美国东北部州名) mansion: 大厦
Goat: Where’s the fairness and justice in that?
Rat: Whoa. perhaps I should re-title this.
whoa: 惊叹声, 停止 perhaps: 也许 should：应该 re-title: 重命题
Pig: Oh, I just love happy endings.
ending: 结尾,结局
2009-04-20
Rat: Hello, Goat. Would you like a newspaper? Me and my business development manager, Pig, sell all the news of the neighborhood for just one dollar. Or, if you’d like, you can read it all online for free.
newspaper：报纸 business development：商业区 manager：经理 sell：销售 neighborhood：邻近 online：在线 free：免费的
Goat: Why would I buy it if you’re giving it away for free?
give away: (有意、无意地)泄露(情报、秘密等)：
Rat: If you’ll excuse me, I need to kick my business development manager in the oompa loompas.
excuse：原谅
Pig: Ohhh,not the oompa loompas.
2009-04-21
Rat: Hey, pig…What would you think if you and I were buried together one day? We could split the cost of the gravesite and all.
bury: 埋葬 split: 分担 cost: 花费 gravesite: 坟地
Pig: Oh my goodness. I’d be honored.
my goodness: 我的天啊 honor: 尊敬
Rat: Oh.Good. Because I already had it built.
because：因为 built: 建造
Pig: Can we put my name somewhere?
Rat: Oh, yeah. I spraypainted it here.
spraypaint: 喷漆
2009-04-22
Rat: I have a solution to our economic crisis! Let’s take every banker and politician that got us into this and pull them from their cushy mansions and tar and feather them.
solution: 解决办法 economic: 经济的 crisis: 危机 banker: 银行家 politician: 政治家 pull:拉 cushy: 轻松而容易赚钱的 mansion: 大厦 tar and feather them: 把浑身涂上柏油并粘上羽毛(严厉惩罚)
21世纪大英汉词典》
Goat: You can’t do that. It’s barbaric and inhumane.
barbaric: 粗野的 inhumane: 无人情味的
Mmmphmpphmmphh
Rat: Pipe down. Big bird.
pipe down: 安静下来 pipe: 尖声叫嚷
Goat: We really should have these conversations beforehand.
really ：真的 should ：应该 conversation: 会话,谈话 beforehand: 预先,事先
2009-04-23
A: What kind of card are you looking for, Bob?
what kind of：什么种类 card：卡片 look for: 寻找
Bob: Just a ‘thinking of you’ card. This girl I’m dating is really special and I want he to know it…aha!...Here they-…are
thinking of you: 想念你 date: 约会 special: 特别的
A: We should try another store, Bob.
another ：另一个 store: 商店
Duck: Save your money, Bob. Buy a beer.
save: 节省 beer: 啤酒
2009-04-24
A: What the heck is going on here?
the heck: 究竟
Duck: I’m burning all your romantic cards. Sir…The ‘thinking of you’ cards, ‘happy anniversary’ cards…Love’s not real, sir. And the world needs to know it.
burn: 烧毁 romantic: 浪漫的 anniversary: 周年纪念(日) world：世界
A: Listen, pal. Just because you may not believe in the existence of love does not give you the right of burn all of our cards.
listen ：听着 pal: 朋友 believe ：相信 existence: 存在 right: 权利
Duck: Whoa whoa whoa, sir.I did not burn all of your cards. I didn’t even touch those.
whoa: 惊叹声, 停止 even ：甚至 touch: 触及
A: You left the condolence cards.
condolence: 哀悼
Duck: Now death…That’s real.
death: 死亡 real：真实的
2009-04-25
Rat: Do you realize that if every single person in the country decided to immediately got out and spend money this recession would end overnight?
realize: 了解 every single ：每一个 decided to ：决定 immediately: 马上 spend: 花费 recession: (商业活动等的)衰退(现象) end: 结束 overnight: 一夜工夫
Goat: Is that so?
Rat: Yes, so as a public service. I’m gonna count to three and clap my hands. And when I do, I want everyone reading this to go out and spend every dollar in their pocket. Ready?...One…Two…Three!
So as：只要 public: 公共的 service: 服务 gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) count: 数 clap: 鼓掌 pocket: 口袋
Clap clap clap
Pig: Take that. Mr. Recession!
Rat: And they say we’re just a comic strip.
comic: 喜剧的 strip: 连环漫画
2009-04-26
Larry: Hail to cheef!!
hail: 向...欢呼 cheef: chief首领
Zebra: What are you doing?
Larry: Crocs geet pressydent of United State to take side of crocs. Now he geev speech.
Order bad tings for you sad zeeba face!
geet: get pressydent: president 总统 geev: give speech：演讲 tings: things
Zebra: I find it hard to believe you even know who the president is.
hard：难的
Larry: Beeg important man. Whole country like. Geevs gud speeches.From some place called Eelinaise.
beeg: big whole: 整个的 gud: good
Zebra: Alright,fine…so you know current events. It hardly means you could get him to-
alright: 好吧 current: 现在的,最近的 event: 大事 hardly:几乎不
Larry: Four scored and seven year ago!!!
scored: score划线
Zebra: Ohhhhh,lord.
lord: 主,天啊
Jonior: Hey. Shut mouf. leesten to pressydent leencoln-log.
shut: 闭起 mouf: mouth嘴 leesten: listen pressydent：president
Larry: Blah blah blah Okay-where part me aboleesh Zeebery？
me: I aboleesh: abolish废止,革除 Zeebery: Zebra
2009-04-27
Goat: What’s this with all these companies asking the government for bailouts? First, the insurance companies. Then the banks. Then the auto companies.
company: 公司 government: 政府 bailout: (尤指政府对陷于财政困难的企业，特别是大公司的)紧急救济insurance: 保险 auto: 汽车
Rat: Do they get any money?
Goat: Yeah.Most of the time…makes you wonder what sleazeball industry will be pleading poverty next.
wonder: 想知道 sleazeball: [俚语]卑鄙小人 industry: 产业 plead: 辩护 poverty: 贫穷,贫困
Rat: I’m a poor,poor comic strip character.
poor: 穷人可怜的 comic: 喜剧的 strip: 连环漫画 character: 人物
2009-04-28
Zebra: Is it true you’re petitioning congress to bail out comic strip characters?
petition: 祈求 congress: 国会 bail out: 保释出(某人) bail: 保释
Rat: Yes. We’re an American institution and with newspapers struggling, our future is threatened.
institution: 机构 struggle:斗争 threaten: 构成威胁
Zebra: Yeah.But how are you gonna get them to give you money?
gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) money：钱
Rat: It’s all about having the right witnesses presented the right way saying the right things.
all about ：到处 witness: 目击者 present: 提出
Baby: I can’t even afford pants.
afford: 买得起，花得起 pants: 裤子
2009-04-29
Larry: Hullo, son.Whuh you reading?
hullo: hello whuh: what are
Jonior: ‘The scarlet letter’…It’s for my English class. It’s about a woman living in the seventeenth century who-I think I might know why you didn’t do well in English, dad.
scarlet: 深红色的 century: 世纪 do well in：在…方面干得好
Larry: Hey…how me get on floor?
floor：底层
2009-04-30
Goat: Rat couldn’t get congress to give comic strip characters a bailout, so he’s gonna try something new to secure our financial future.
congress: 国会 comic: 喜剧的 strip: 连环漫画 character: 人物 bailout: 紧急救济 gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) secure: 使…安全 financial: 财政的 future:将来
Zebra: What’s that?
Goat: Take over the newspapers and make some cuts that can make them more profitable.
take over: 接管 cut: 削减 profitable: 有益的,有用的
Zebra: Like what?
Rat: We’re calling it ‘all the news that fits on a post-it.’
fit: 安装 post-it: 报事贴便条纸
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