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2009-05-01
Rat. the newspaper owner
newspaper ：报纸 owner: 所有人
Rat: Okay. Mr. Funny guy editorial cartoonist, I’ve decided to cut your position. My security team, Mr. Larry，Will escorts you from the building.
editorial: 编辑的 cartoonist: 漫画家 position: 职位 security: 保安 escort: 护送
Mr.Funny: Why is security necessary?
necessary: 必要的
Rat: For fear of the harm you may do to the paper in your remaining time here.
fear: 害怕 harm: 伤害 remaining: 剩余的
Mr.Funny: Gee. If that were the standard, wouldn’t they drag you out in chains?
gee: 惊讶时所发声音 standard: 标准 drag out:把…拖出来 in chain: 上着镣铐
Rat: Eat the funny man.
funny：有趣的
2009-05-02
Pig: I have big plans for my life.
plan: 计划
Zebra: Like what?
Pig: Like never dying…I don’t plan to die.
never ：从不 die: 死
Zebra: We have no choice, pig. We did whether we want to or not.
choice: 选择 whether：是否
Pig: That’s gonna affect my other plans.
gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) affect: 影响
2009-05-03
Goat: What the G#☆G happened to my newspaper?! It’s the size of a ‘post-it’.
size: 尺寸 post-it: 报事贴便条纸
Rat: I. Newspaper Magnate rat. Bought the paper and cut the size to save on production costs.
magnate: 大亨 rat ：鼠 cut: 缩减 production: 产品 cost: 费用
Goat: But this is ridiculous. I can barely read the words.
ridiculous: 荒谬的,可笑的 barely: 仅仅,勉强
Rat: No need. I fired the reporters.
fire: 开除 reporter: 记者
Goat: But where’s my ‘style’ section?
style: 时尚 section: 部分
Rat: I merged it with the front page which I then merged with the sports page and the business page and the editorial page.
merge: 合并 front page: (报纸的)头版 business ：商业 editorial page：社论专页
Goat: So what’s left?
leave:留下
Rat: Letters to the editor. It’s the only content I can get for free. In fact I think I printed one there…
letters：信 editor: 编辑 content: 内容 free: 免费的 print: 打印
Goat: ‘Your paper stinks.’
stinks: 坏透，糟透
Rat: Readers hate change.
reader:读者 change ：改变
2009-05-04
Goat: What’s the matter with you?
Rat: My stupid newspaper. Turns out you can’t fire all the reporters and still have a paper. So now I need to look for one.
stupid: 愚蠢的 turn out: 证明是 fire ：解雇 reporter: 记者 look for：寻找
Pig: Can I do it?
Rat: You? A reporter? What beat would you want?
beat: 新闻记者负责采访的区域(或部门)
Pig: Well, I haven’t thought about it much. But I guess I wouldn’t mind…
guess：猜想 mind: 介意
Goat: You might want to keep looking.
want :想要 keep保持
Rat: Now…what kind of beating would you want?
2009-05-05
Goat: Did you see that ‘oceantopia’ aquatic park finally shut down? I heard they had some trouble finding homes for their animals.
aquatic park: 水生动物公园 finally ：最后 shut down: 关闭 trouble: 麻烦,困难
animal:动物
Rat: Yeah. Big surprise，dude. What kind of moron wants to keep a great white shark at his house?
big surprise ：大吃一惊 dude :纨绔子弟 moron: 笨人 great white shark ：大白鲨shark: 鲨鱼 house：房子
Pig: Shhhh.
shh: 嘘, 安静一点
2009-05-06
Goat: Hey, pig. How goes it?
Pig: Not good. I’m keeping a great white shark in my bathtub.
bathtub: 浴缸
Goat: A great white? That’s the world’s deadliest breed of shark…What will rat say?
deadliest: 最致命的 breed: 品种,族类
Pig: I told the shark not to admit he’s a great white…to just pretend he’s something else.
admit: 承认 pretend: 假装 something else：别的东西
2009-05-07
Rat: Perhaps you’d care to explain.
perhaps: 也许 care：小心 explain: 解释
Pig: Bad dog! Bad dog!
2009-05-08
Rat: Okay, Mr. Literature Guy. I want you to know I just read the William Faulkner classic ‘the sound and the fury’ and I have a literary analysis.
literature: 文学 classic: 古典的 The Sound and The Fury: 喧声与狂怒 fury: 狂怒
literay: 文学的 analysis: 分析
Goat: Oh yeah? Tell me…I’d like to hear it.
hear：听
Rat: The book makes no sense!!!!
make no sense: 没有意义
That noise you hear is the sound of nine million high school English students clapping.
sound ：声音 million：百万 high school ：中学 clap: 鼓掌
2009-05-09
Goat: I’m thinking about buying a used car.
thinking about ：考虑 used: 二手的
Rat: Buy one of those giant tank-like S.U.V.s.They help promote a safe and healthy environment.
giant: 巨大的 tank-like: 【坦克一样的】 S.U.V.：sport-utility vehicle多功能箱式跑车 promote: 促进,提升 healthy: 健康的 environment: 环境
Goat: How do you figure that?
figure: 认为
Rat: If you get in an accident, you’re much more likely to kill the other guy than he is to kill you.
get in: 进入 accident: 事故 likely: 可能的 kill：杀
Goat: Please go away.
go away: 走开
Rat: I’d call that a pretty safe and healthy environment.
pretty: 相当 safe：安全
2009-05-10
Rat. The newspaper owner
Rat: Okay, staff. Or as I like to call you-tattered remnants-I’m hearing a lot of grumbling about the cuts I’ve made to the paper.
staff: 全体人员 or as:或者 tattered: 破烂的 remnant: 残存者 grumble: 怨言
Rest assured. Your grumbling is due to your grand ignorance as to my grand strategy. so, allow me to explain using this butter sculpture which I will call ‘Mr. Newspaper Man’.
rest assured: 放心 due to: 由于 grand: 重大的 ignorance: 无知 as to: 就...而论
strategy: 策略 allow: 准许 explain: 解释 butter: 黄油 sculpture: 雕塑
You see. Poor Mr. Newspaper Man is sick. He is too fat. He needs to lose weight.
poor ：可怜的 sick: 有病的 fat :肥胖的 lose weight: 减肥
So to make him healthy, I cut off an arm.
cut off: 切断
But it did not work. So I cut off a leg and another arm. But it still did not work.
work: 有效，奏效 cut off：切断 leg ：腿 arm：手臂
So reluctantly. I have decided to remove most of his upper torso. Which I am convinced will work. Giving us a sleeker. Healthier Mr. Newspaper Man that is more attractive to readers and-good news. We’re sleeker than ever.
reluctantly: 不情愿地 remove: 除掉 upper: 上面的 torso: 躯干 convince: 使...相信
sleeker: 磨光器 attractive: 有吸引力的 sleeker: 光洁的
2009-05-11
Goat: What are you doing, rat?
Rat: I have figured out a way to identify who among us are the whack-jobs. I call it ‘the bumper sticker barometer’.
figure out: 想出 identify: 识别 among ：在…之间 whack-job: 【疯子】
bumper sticker ：[美国英语](汽车)保险杠上的标贴，张贴在汽车保险杠上的小标语 barometer: 晴雨表
You see, if a guy has no bumper stickers on his car, he’s probably okay. One or two-that’s a red flag. But three or more?
flag: 标志
Whack job alert! Whack job alert! Whack job alert!
whack ：重击 alert: 警报
Pig: Don’t you have a dozen of those?
a dozen of: 一打
Goat: He knows.
Rat: Hey…Mind strapping this to your head?
mind :介意 strap: 用绳索捆扎
2009-05-12
Larry: Hulloooo zeeba neighba…leesten.dis jows.He croc wid beegest snout.So he croc most guys want be and most girls like best.
hulooo: hello zeeba: zebra neighba: neighbour 邻居 leesten: listen beegest: biggest snout: 鼻子 croc：crocodile鳄鱼
Zebra: I thought that was determined by tail size.
determine: 决定 tail: 尾部 size：尺寸
Larry: No.
That’s just what I heard.
Emeelio: Peese stop talking.
peese: please
2009-05-13
Larry: Woomun…Me want you meet new croc frend,Emeelio.
woomun: woman me: I frend: friend
Mudder: Snicker
snicker: 窃笑
Emeelio: Me want go home now, Larry.
me: I
Larry: Tail size no everything， Emeelio.
no: is not everything：一切
2009-05-14
Tonight, on’animal planet’！The mighty saltwater crocodile! With its eight-foot tail. This beast is the godzilla of the swampland! Master over huge harem of waiting females!So stay tuned! And don’t touch that dial.
planet: 星球 mighty：强有力的 saltwater: 咸水 crocodile: 鳄鱼 beast: 动物 godzilla: 哥斯拉swampland: 沼泽地master: 征服 huge：巨大的 harem: 一群雌兽 female: 雌性的动物 tuned: 调谐的 touch: 触及 dial：刻度盘
2009-05-15
Goat: They say if you look at all of a man’s friends collectively. You have a good composite picture of the man.
collectively: 共同的 composite: 合成的,复合的
Rat: Aaaahhhhhhhhh
No offense.
no offense: 请勿见怪
Pig: Some taken.
2009-05-16
Rat: What’s the matter with you?
Goat: Just thinking about my family back home. I love them so much. But they’re such a pain in the rear.
pain: 痛苦 in the rear: 在后面
Rat: It’s best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance. Preferably separated by bars.
Siberian: 西伯利亚的 tiger: 老虎 distance: 远方 preferably: 宁可 separate: 分开 bar: 横木
Goat: It scares me when you make sense.
scare: 使恐惧 make sense: 言之有理
2009-05-17
Rat: What’s the matter with you?
Zebra: I got a letter from my family. A cheetah ate my favorite cousin.Ohhh, god…What a huge loss.
cheetah: 猎豹 favorite: 最喜爱的 cousin: 堂(或表)兄弟(姐妹) loss: 损失
Rat: Oh,gee…You know! If it’s any consolation, I know how you feel.
gee: 惊讶时所发声音 consolation: 安慰
Zebra: You do?
Rat: Yeah.Yesterday I was getting coffee at Starbucks’ and they asked if I needed room for cream, and even though I said yes, they poured the coffee to the top and I had to dump the excess coffee down that little trash hole.
Starbuck: 星巴克 cream ：奶油 pour: 倒 dump down: 沉重地落下 excess: 过量的 trash: 垃圾 hole：洞
Zebra: That’s not quite the same.
quite: 很,十分
Rat: Well, yeah. You’re a lot more weepy than I was.
weepy: 催人泪下的
2009-05-18
Pig: Do you think we can look to the stars for direction as to what we should do with our lives?
direction: 指引方向
Rat: No.Why?
Pig: No reason.
reason:理由
2009-05-19
Pig: What are you reading, Goat?
Goat: The complete works of Alexander Pushkin.
complete: 已完成的 works: 作品
Pig: Oh, I love that guy.
guy：家伙
Goat: You do? How do you know him?
Pig: He keeps all my paper stuck to the bulletin board.
stuck: 不能动的 bulletin board: 告示牌
Goat: That’s push pin.
push pin: 推针
Pig: Oh, maybe they’re brothers.
maybe：也许
2009-05-20
Rat: That would be very confusing.
confusing: 使人困惑的,令人费解的
Pig: Wow. Can you imagine if comic strips did that?
imagine: 想像 comic: 喜剧的,有趣的 strip: 连环漫画
Rat: No. You idiot. They put the beginning of a book at what we’d call the end and read in the reverse order we would.
idiot: 白痴 21世纪大英汉词典》
beginning: 开始 reverse: 颠倒的 order: 顺序
beginning: 开始 reverse: 颠倒的 order: 顺序
Pig: Oh my goodness. So they read the end of a book first?
my goodness: 我的天 first：首先
Rat: Did you know that Chinese is traditionally read from right to left. Instead of left to right?
Chinese 汉语 traditionally: 传统上 instead of: 而不是...
2009-05-21
Goat: Hey. Pig. What are you doing？
Pig: Reading my journal. I make an entry in it every day. Here, read a page.
journal: 日记 entry: 记录
Today I went to a party at my neighbors’ house. They were kind. They were funny. They were interesting. So I burned their house to the ground.
party ：聚会 neighbor: 邻居 kind ：有好的 funny ：有趣的 interesting ：有趣的burn: 使燃烧 to the ground：彻底的
Pig: Please don’t write in my journal.
2009-05-22
Rat: What are you doing, Pig?
Pig: I’ve become a certified hug specialist. With this gear, we determine the amount of hugs in your hug tank. If it’s low, we fill you up. As a low count can produce unhappiness.
certified: 经证明合格的 hug: 拥抱 specialist: 专家 gear: 设备 determine: 决定 tank: 箱，槽 fill up: 装满 count: 数 produce: 产生 unhappiness: 忧愁, 苦恼
Rat: Touch me and I push you down a flight of stairs.
touch: 碰到 push down: 下推 a flight of stairs: 一段楼梯
Pig: Abort.
abort: 中止
2009-05-23
Goat: What do you got there. rat?
Rat: A poodle in a handbag. All the rich people are doing it. They’re the accessory for the upper class…Isn’t that right, L’il Fluffles?
poodle: 狮子狗 handbag: 手提包 rich ：：富裕 accessory: 装饰品 upper calss: 上流社会
Pondle: Kill the bourgeoisie!
bourgeoisie: 中产阶级
Rat: Please stop shouting Marxist slogans.
marxist: 马克思主义的 slogan: 标语,口号
2009-05-24
Rat: What are you looking at, Pig?
Pig: I’m searching for my yiayia.
search for: 找寻 search: 搜寻
Rat: What’s a yiayia?
Pig: It’s what we called my grandmother. She died when I was five. I keep hoping I can find her in the stars.
called ：称呼 grandmother：祖母 died：死亡
Rat: Pig…deceased people do not become constellations.
deceased: 已故的 constellation: 星座
Pig: They do in Greek mythologh.
Greek: 希腊(人)的 mythologh: 神话
Rat: No…they don’t. The Greeks would look at a few random stars and selectively connect them to form an image the wanted to see.
random: 杂乱无章的 selectively: 有选择地 form :形成 connect: 连接 image: 图像
Pig: But I want so badly to think she’s watching over me.
badly ：极度地 watch over: 监视
Rat: Well. Then think it. But you’re not gonna get proof up there. Now, come on. I’m hungry. Let’s get a burger.
gonna: <美> 将要(=going to) proof: 证据 hungry：饥饿的 burger: 汉堡包
Pig: Okay.
2009-05-25
Larry: Hey,son…want play wii?
wii: while
Junior: Can’t. I have to write a report on the book of ‘mice and men’…We have to compare and contrast the characters.
write ：写 report: 报告 compare: 比较 contrast: 对比 character: 人物
Larry: Oh,peese.Dat like so easy.
peese: please dat: that easy：容易的
Junior: How do you figure?
figure: 认为
Larry: Mice is small. Men wear pants.
small：小的 wear ：穿着 pants: 裤子
Junior: Thanks, dad.
Larry: Okay…now you play wii?
2009-05-26
Rat: Behold!I am the sultan of schadenfreude! And this is my stupendous salt shaker of schadenfreude!
behold: 看 sultan: 土耳其皇帝 schadenfreude: 幸灾乐祸 stupendous: 惊人的
salt shaker: （餐桌上的）盐瓶 shaker: 摇动器
Pig: What is schadenfreude?
Rat: Wishing ill on others’ endeavors.
wishing：希望 ill: 坏的 endeavor: 努力
Pig: Oh.That’s not good. I want a world where we’re all together and we help each other and hold hands and dance and sing in one grand glorious gathering!
all together ：一起 hold: 握住 grand: 豪华的,宏伟的 glorious: 辉煌的 gathering: 集会
2009-05-27
Pig: What are you doing, Goat?
Goat: I thought I’d try my hand at writing maybe get a novel published.
try my hand: 尝试 novel: 小说 publish: 出版
Pig: Oh, boy, goat…I wish you all success in the world!
success: 成功
Pig: Ignore the sultan of schadenfreude.
ignore: 忽视 sultan: 土耳其皇帝 schadenfreude: 幸灾乐祸
2009-05-28
Pig: Bye, rat. I’m off on my big date with Pigita.
off: 离开 date: 约会
Rat: Why are you wearing a marching band hat?
marching band: 奏进行曲作操练表演的乐队
Pig: I thought it looked good.
Rat: You dumb Pig. Marching band hats are only for marching band guys when they’re playing their instruments.
dumb: 愚蠢的 playing ：演奏 instrument: 乐器
Pig: Oh.What should I do?
Rat: What do you think you should do?
2009-05-29
Larry: Hey, son, want play wii?
wii: while
Junior: I can’t. I have to go to a classmate’s house to dissect a frog for my science class…it’ll probably take all afternoon.
classmate ：同学 dissect: 解剖 frog: 蛙 science：科学 probably：可能
Larry: Whuh ‘dissect’ mean?
Whuh：what
Junior: You cut it up and it’s a pretty involved process. So there’s not much I can do to speed things up.
cut up: 切碎 pretty: 相当地 involved: 形式复杂的 process: 过程 speed up: 加快速度
Larry: Dey must no have wii.
dey: they no: not
Junior: Scientists work a little slower than that,dad.
scientists:科学家 slower:慢一点
2009-05-30
Rat: What are you reading?
Goat: A biography of Andy Grove. He was one of the founders of ‘Intel’. You know, the computer chipmaker?
biography: 传记 founder: 创立者 Intel：英特尔 (财富500强公司之一，总部所在地美国,主要经营半导体) chipmaker: 芯片制造商
Rat: Dude.Please.I know who Andy Grove is. He’s the man who said ‘only the paranoid survive.’
dude: 朋友，老兄 paranoid: 患妄想狂者 survive: 生存
Goat: Wow.How’d you know rule.
rule: 规则
Rat: It’s the golden rule.
golden rule: 金科玉律
Goat: That’s not the golden rule.
Rat: Do not blaspheme. Heathen goat!!!
blaspheme: 诽谤,亵渎 heathen: 不文明的 goat：山羊
2009-05-31
Danny Donkey died and went to heaven.
heaven: 天堂
At the Pearly Gates, St.Peter reviewed Danny’s entire life.
Pearlty Gate: 珍珠之门,天国之门 review: 回顾 entire: 全部的,整个的
St.Peter: You sat on the couch and drank beer.
couch: 长椅 drank：drink的过去时 beer：啤酒
Danny Donkey defended himself.
defend: 为…辩护
Danny Donkey: Sometimes I recycled the can.
Sometimes：有时 recycle: 使再循环 can: 罐头
Unimpressed, St.Peter condemned Danny to a life of eternal torment.
unimpressed: 未受感动的 condemn: 判刑 eternal: 永久的,永恒的 torment: 折磨
“Wait,” argued Danny, “You’re not letting me in, but you’re letting that guy in?”
wait:等等 argued: 表示赞成(或反对)的意见 let…in:让…进来
“Which guy?” replied St.Peter. “That guy behind you,” said Danny Donkey.St. Peter turned to look.
Replied：回答 behind：在…之后 turned：转过去
And Danny hopped the fence.
hop: 跃过 fence: 围墙
Goat: This is the book you want to title ‘Danny Donkey’s Guide to eternal salvation’?
title：【命名】 guide: 指导 eternal：永久的 salvation: 拯救
Rat: Yeah, that, or ‘Distracting St.Peter for Dummies’.
distract: 使(人)分心 dummies：傀儡
Pig: I will buy ten!!
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