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2009-06-01
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Goat: Thanks for inviting me for breakfast, Pig…got any salt and pepper for the eggs?
inviting ：invite邀请 salt ：盐 peeper: 胡椒
Pig: Yeah, here’s some salt, but I’m out of pepper, here, try this instead…
out of：缺乏
Goat: Pepper spray is not pepper, Pig.
pepper spray: 胡椒喷雾
Rat: Aaaugh my eyes!!
Pig: And it seemed like such a convenient little spray.
convenient: 方便的
2009-06-02
Pig: Hey, Rat, I hope you don’t mind. But I invited my friend Jeff over. He’s a cyclist.
mind :介意 cyclist: 骑自行车的人
Rat: A cyclist? Dude, I don’t know what it is about cyclists. But every one I’ve ever met has always been so self-righteous.
dude:伙计 self-righteous: 自以为是的
Jeff:I am fit! I am great! Share the road! You are fat. You are lazy. Share the road.
Rat: Well, He’s humbler than I expected.
fit :适合的 great：伟大的 road ：路fat：肥胖的 lazy：懒惰的 humbler: 谦逊的 expected：预期的
2009-06-03
Rat: When you throw off the gravitational balance of the strip, you’re too fat.
throw off: 摆脱 gravitational: 重力的 balance: 平衡 strip: 轨道
Pig: Hey! I stopped rolling!
stopped ：（stop的过去式）停止 rolling: 滚动
2009-06-04
Zebra: Look at this…my stupid contractor installed the wrong front door. This one’s got one of those mail slots.
contractor: 承包商 install: 安装 wrong：错误的 mail slots: 邮箱
Pig: What’s wrong with that? I like being able to get my mail dropped right into my house.
Larry: Hey, tell Heem you fed ex guy.
heem：him
Pig: Hi, me fed ex guy.
me: I
Zebra: I don’t.
2009-06-05
A: Can I help you, sir?
Pig: Yes, I’d like a free wifey.
free: 免费的 wifey: 妻子
A: I’m sorry?
Pig: I am too, sir. I’m lonely and I need a woman. And if I can get a wife for free, all the better.
lonely: 孤独的 all the better: 更好
A: I think you’re misreading the sign, sir.
misreading: 误解 sign: 标牌
Pig: Oh, great…does she cost money?
cost:花费
2009-06-06
Junior: Bye, mom.
Mudder: Have a good day at school, sweetie…study hard.
sweetie: 亲爱的人 study hard：学习用功
Junior: You know, dad, some fathers like their kid to attend school.
kid: 小孩 attend: 参加
Larry: Not me. Stay home. paly wii.
Stay：【呆在】
Mudder: Hey, super Mario, look over here.
2009-06-07
A: Two fried eggs.
fried eggs: 煎蛋
Pig: Thank you.
Goat: I’d like to be seated somewhere else.
seated：坐着的 somewhere else：别的地方
Rat: The fat pig started it.
Pig: Hey, I don’t poke you in the fried egg eyes.
poke: 戳
2009-06-08
Rat: What are you doing?
Pig: Staring at this ant and wondering.
stare at:: 凝视 ant: 蚂蚁 wondering: 觉得奇怪
Rat: Wondering what?
Pig: If he has all the daily struggles and worries that we do, and if so, what I could do to help him get rid of them.
daily ：每日的 struggles: 努力 worries: 烦恼 get rid of: 摆脱
Rat: There’s that.
2009-06-09
Goat: Where’s rat today?
Pig: He got a job as a book editor. He picks which submissions get published and which don’t. And they’re letting him work from home.
editor: 编辑 submission: 提交物 publish: 出版
Goat: That’s great, but isn’t that a lot of reading for him? Or does he shortcut it by just reading the first few chapters of each submission?
great ：好极了 shortcut: 【走捷径】 chapter: 章节 each：每个
Pig: yeah,I think he shortcuts it.
Dear Sir,
Your opening word, “the,” was less than compelling. Better luck next time.
less than ：少于 compelling: 强求【原来要求的】Better luck next time：祝你下一次好运
2009-06-10
Dear contributor, Thank you for your very interesting and nicely bound manuscript, which I have recently reviewed. I believe your work will make a valuable contribution to the publishing world.
contributor: 投稿者 interesting ：有趣的 nicely：恰好的 bound: 装订的 manuscript: 原稿 recently ：最近 review: 评审 valuable ：有价值的contribution: 贡献
By ‘valuable,’ I mean that I think we can re-use the brads.
re-use: 重新使用 brads:曲头订
Rat: I’d like to be encouraging.
encouraging: 鼓舞人心的
2009-06-11
Dear Sir, Thank you for your manuscript, which I recently reviewed.
Had I been familiar with the literary merit of your work, I probably would not have reviewed it while my dog was on my lap.
be familiar with: 熟悉 literary merit ：文学的价值 probably ：大概 lap: 膝盖
I say this because at one point during my review, my dog took one look at your prose and died.
at one point: 一度 during ：在…期间 prose: 散文
Rat: I like to make them feel as bad as possible.
as possible: 尽可能
2009-06-12
Larry: Tonight on ‘national geographic,’ we explore the world of African predators and their prey. So come…
national geographic: 国家地理 explore: 探讨 predator: 捕食者 prey: 牺牲者
Larry:…Join us.
Junior: They don’t mean it literally, dad.
mean ：意谓 literally: 不夸张地
Larry: Whoa, ees dark een Afreeca.
whoa: 惊叹声 ees: is een: in Afreeca: Africa非洲
2009-06-13
Pig: Look at that old woman in her car. She drives so slow. If anything, you’d think old people would drive fast.
drive:驾驶 slow ：慢的 if anything: 如果有什么的话
Rat: Why fast?
Pig: They have less time left.
Rat: I wish you had less time left.
Pig: The clock is ticking lady!!
ticking: 滴答声 lady: 女士
2009-06-14
Rat: Hey, Pig, want to play ‘Bobbing for Seeds’?
bob: 设法用牙咬住悬挂(或飘动或浮于水面)的水果等物 seed: 种子
Pig: What’s that?
Rat: You hold a water-melon and suck as many seeds as you can out of it in one minute.
watermelon: 西瓜 suck: 吮吸 out: 【吐出】
Pig: Oh, Yeah! Let me try!
Rat: Not bad, not bad. Alright. Now we try a new game called ‘Farce’. It’s like ‘bobbing for seeds’. But here, Instead of a dry watermelon. We make it harder by oiling up.
farce: 闹剧,胡闹 dry: 干的 harder ：更难 oil up: 【加点润滑油】
Pig: It’ll be too hard to hold.
Rat: Yeah. That’s why we call it ‘Farce’. It’s just a huge comedy of errors.
huge ：巨大的 comedy: 喜剧 error: 错误,过失
Pig: What if I can’t do it with the oily one?
What if ：如果…将会怎么样 oily: 油的,油滑的
Rat: We go back to the other game.
game:游戏
Pig: So if at ‘Farce’ I don’t suck seed, Try dry again?
suck:吸吮
Rat: Have some pride.
pride: 自尊
2009-06-15
Rat: What video game are you playing, pig?
video game: 电子游戏
Timmy the garden boy. Timmy’s a sweet little boy who you help plant beautiful gardens.
sweet ：可爱的 plant ：种植 beautiful：美丽的 gardens：花园
Pig: Right now, he’s talking to Petey policeman. You can be Petey if you want.
policeman: 警察
Please don’t shoot Timmy the garden boy.
shoot: 射击
2009-06-16
Pig: Hey, goat, want to hear this report I wrote for the paleontology class I’m taking at the junior college? It’s on dinosaurs.
report ：报告 paleontology: 古生物学 on ：关于 dinosaurs: 恐龙类
Goat: Sure, pig, I’d love to.
Pig: “Dinosaurs and humans lived together many, many years ago…”
together：一起 many：许多
Goat: Pig, pig, pig…dinosaurs and humans never lived together. Their existence was separated by millions of years.
never ：从不 existence: 存在 separated: 分开的
Pig: What do I do with this chapter on ‘the flintstones’?
do with: 处理 flintstone: 燧石
2009-06-17
Goat: I think the reason I don’t get dates is that I try too hard when I meet girls.
reason ：原因 date: 约会
Pig: Ohh, goat, that’s not true.
Goat A: Excuse me, but do either of you know what time it is?
either of: 任何一个
Goat: Yes, it’s 1:30. Actually, it just turned 1:31…pacific standard time…in case you need the time zone…which you probably don’t…but, at least now you
have…all…the…information…
actually: 实际上 pacific: 太平洋 standard: 标准 in case ：以防万一 at least: 至少 information: 信息
Rat: Oh, smooooth.
smooth: 流畅的
Goat: Shut up. Just shut up.
shut up: 闭嘴
Pig: Why is that nice girl running?
nice: 美好的 running:跑
2009-06-18
Pig: You coming, rat? ... The concert starts in a half hour!
coming: 来了 concert: 音乐会 a half hour: 半小时
Rat: Yep.
yep: 是
Pig: What are you wearing all that for?
wearing ：穿着 all that: 到那种程度
Rat: It’s for the mosh pit, dude. You always want to look as intimidating as you can so you can flail at will at all the idiots around you.
mosh pit: 狂舞区 always ：总是 intimidating: 给人以威胁的 flail: 欢腾 idiot: 白痴
around：在…周围
Pig: It’s a Barbra Streisand concert.
Rat: Oh, I will so dominate.
dominate: 占优势
2009-06-19
Rat: My ethical conduct has begun to sink below even my standards. I think it’s time for me to change.
ethical conduct: 伦理行为 sink below: 沉到以下 change:改变
Goat: I’m surprised to hear you say that, rat. What are you going to do?
surprise: 惊讶
Rat: Lower my ethical standards.
lower: 降低 standards：标准
Goat: Some people might change their conduct.
conduct: 行为
Rat: Why take the hard road?
hard: 艰难的
2009-06-20
Pig: What’s the matter with you, rat?
Rat: I’m struggling to figure you why it is that some people succeed at everything they do…it raises so many questions.
struggling: 挣扎 figure: 【告诉】 succeed at: 在…方面成功 raised: 引起 question:问题
Pig: Like what? Maybe I can help.
Rat: Well…like…what do they have that the rest of us don’t?
the rest of: …其余部分
Pig: Success. I can be a terrific resource.
terrific: 了不起的 resource: 资源
2009-06-21
Rat: Why do people leave such long messages?
long messages: 长报文
I don’t want to hear your thoughts on the world…just say your name and phone number.
Heck, I don’t even want your phone number, because if I don’t know it, I probably don’t know you, and I don’t want to talk to you.
And if I do know you, I still don’t want to talk to you.
Technology made simple.
phone number ：电话号码 talk to ：对某人说话 technology: 技术 simple: 简单的
2009-06-22
Pig: Hey, goat, do you know the story of the pied piper?
pied piper: 吹笛手
Goat: The guy who saved the people of his town from rats by playing a tune and luring the rats out of town?
guy: 家伙 saved：拯救 town：城镇 playing: 演奏 tune: 歌曲 luring: 引诱
Pig: Are you sure it’s not the story of a rat who saves his neighborhood by playing a tune and leading out the neighbors he thinks are stupid?
story ：故事 neighborhood: 邻居 lead out: 带…出去 stupid: 愚蠢的
Goat: Yeah. Why?
A: Get off my lawn, rat.
get off: 离开 lawn: 草坪
Rat: Focus on the music, neighbor bob.
focus on: 集中
2009-06-23
Goat: Did you hear rat’s turned into the pied piper-rat? He’s playing a tune to lead the stupid people out of town.
pied piper: 吹笛手
Zebra: You gotta be kidding…he hasn’t gotten anyone to follow him, has he?
gotta: 【肯定】 kid: 开玩笑 follow: 跟随
2009-06-24
Rat: Pig, it’s me. Pied piper-rat…listen…I started playing some schlocky pop hits from the 70’s and I got some people to follow me out of town, but now I need to know what to do with them…
schlocky: 劣质的 hit: 偶然发现 out of town：不在城里
Pig: Well, gee, here in the pied piper story, he leads the rats into a river, and they drown.
gee: 惊讶时所发声音 drown: 淹死
Rat: Bad news, Barry Manilow-lovers…
Barry Manilow: 白瑞•曼尼罗 lovers: 情侣
2009-06-25
Zebra: What are you doing, pig?
Pig: I’ve started studying rocks. This is my collection.
rock: 岩石 collection: 收藏品
Zebra: Hey, that’s great! Now if I remember correctly, there are three kinds of rock, right? Igneous、sedimentary and metamorphic? So what do you call that one in your hands?
remember:记得 correctly ：正确地 igneous: 似火的 sedimentary: 沉淀性的 metamorphic: 变化的
Pig: The bumpy one.
bumpy: 凹凸不平的
2009-06-26
Pig: Aaaaa Chcoo
Goat: Bless you.
bless you: 祝福你
Rat: Why do people say ‘bless you’ when people sneeze?...it’s such an odd non-sequitur.
sneeze: 打喷嚏 odd: 古怪的 non-sequitur: 不合逻辑的推论
Goat: It’s just custom.
custom: 风俗
Rat: Yeah, well, it’s an odd custom…I say if we’re gonna toss out odd non-sequiturs whenever someone sneezes, we should at least come up with new ones.
gonna: going to将要 toss out: 丢掉 at least ：至少 come up with: 提出
Like what?
Pig: Aaaaa Chcoo
Rat: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: 查克•罗礼士
Goat: I give up.
give up: 放弃
2009-06-27
Rat: Dude…why is this grocery bag filled with forty bottles of hair gel?
dude: 朋友，老兄 grocery bag: 食品杂货袋 filled with: 充满 hair gel: 发胶
Pig: I bought them.
Rat: You have no hair.
Pig: I’m a sucker for a sale.
sucker: 任何人 sale: 销售
2009-06-28
Pig: Hey rat, whatcha doing?
whatcha: what are you
Rat: Conducting a séance. Just hold hands, close your eyes and think of someone famous who died tragically. Then we can conjure up their spirit.
conducting ：指挥 séance: 集会 hold hands: 握手 famous ：著名的 tragically: 悲惨地 conjure up: 以魔法召唤 spirit: 灵魂
Pig: Nuts. I can’t think of anyone.
nuts: 发狂的 think of: 想到 anyone：任何人
Rat: Dude, please, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Jim Morrison…it’s not that hard.
Marilyn Monroe: 玛丽莲•梦露 James Dean: 詹姆斯••狄恩 Jim Morrison: 吉姆•莫里森
hard：困难的
Pig: But I don’t know any of them.
Rat: Fine, dude, then just think of someone famous you do know that died tragically. Cmon, man, this is out chance to meet anyone.
cmon: come on 拜托 chance:机会
Rat: How about someone other than Humpty Dumpty?
other than ：除了 Humpty Dumpty: 矮胖子
Pig: Oh, but he had such a great fall.
a great fall：重重地摔下来
A: I blame the king’s horses.
blame: 责备 king:国王 horses.：horse马
2009-06-29
Zebra: I heard you and pig had a séance to conjure up the souls of famous guys who died tragically.
conjure up：以魔法召唤 soul：灵魂 tragically：悲惨地
Rat: Yeah, and the only guy pig could think of was Humpty Dumpty.
Zebra: You know, some people think you shouldn’t mess with that stuff because the soul can be permanently drawn to the energy of your home.
mess with: 参预 stuff: 东西 permanently: 永久地 draw: 抽出 energy: 活力
Rat: What the heck does that mean?
what the heck: 怎么搞的
…And really, what kind of king sends horse’s to repair eggs?
repair: 修复 send:送
Pig: Can I go to sleep now, humpty?
go to sleep: 睡觉
2009-06-30
Goat: Do you fear going to hell?
fear ：害怕 hell: 地狱
Pig: Not today.
Goat: Why not today?
Pig: I’ve got monkey underwear.
monkey: 猴子 underwear: 内衣
Goat: Your theology may lack support.
theology: 神学 lack ：缺少 support: 支持
Pig: Oh, I’ve got support, my friend.
词汇解析：Lotus 校对：Vivi
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