看Friends 学英语 第七季 6集：The One With The Nap Partners
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
restaurant: 餐厅 brunch: 早午餐
-Monica: Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have
been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
maid of honor: 首席女傧相
【maid of honor只能有一个，因此有个词就叫首席伴娘而bridesmaid可以有好几个，所
以去当 maid of honor 算是一种荣耀。】
今天叫你们两个出来吃早午餐，因为我考虑了一下选谁做我的伴娘。
-Rachel: Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope
it’s you!
噢，天啊！终于等到了！我真的希望会是你！
-Phoebe: I hope it’s you.
我希望是你。
-Rachel: Me too!
我也这么想！
-Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…
important: 重要的
首先，嗯，你们两个我都很爱，你们两个对我来说都很重要…...
-Rachel: Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!
bla-bla:（俚语）表示废话或长篇大论
好了，别罗嗦了！！到底选谁？
-Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where
we trade of being maid of honor for each other.
system: 系统 trade: 交换
嗯，也许我们可以定一个规则，互换做对方的伴娘。
Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…
hypothetically: 假设地
比方说假设Phoebe是我的…...
-Phoebe: Yes!!! Oh!!
成了！！！噢！
-Rachel: Hypothetically!
是假设的！
-Phoebe: Still.
那也是我。
-Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor…
如果Phoebe是我的伴娘…...
-Rachel: Uh-hmm.
嗯哼。
-Monica: Rachel would be Phoebe’s, I would be Rachel’s,
Rachel会是Phoebe的，我会是Rachel的，
that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
upset: 不高兴
那样我们每人都有机会做一次，也不会有人不高兴了。
-Rachel: Yeah that’s actually pretty a good idea.
actually: 事实上，确实 pretty: 非常
对，那确实是个好主意。
-Phoebe: Yeah, I’ll do that. So who gets to be yours?
好，就那样。那谁会做你的？
-Monica: (laughs) Well that’s the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
那是最精彩的部分。嗯，你们来决定吧！
-Phoebe: Wh-why is that the best part?
为什么那是最精彩的部分？
-Monica: Because then I don’t have to!
因为那样就不用我来决定！
-Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you!
我们当然会帮你决定！我们会尽我们所能帮你！
Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the
table behind them overhears Chandler’s name and starts listening closer),
make a toast: 祝酒，干杯 overhear: 无意中听到
现在，我要来一段祝酒辞，为未来的Chandler Bing太太，
my best friend, and one of the nicest people that…
truly: 真实的
我的好友，世上最好的人 …...
-Monica: I’m really not deciding!
我真的不想下决定！
-Rachel: Fine!
好吧！
(The woman gets up and walks over to their table.)
-Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldn’t help overhearing, you’re marrying Chandler Bing?
can't help doing sth: 情不自禁做某事
打扰了，我不小心旁听到，你要嫁给Chandler Bing?
-Monica: Yeah that’s right.
没错正是。
-Woman: (sarcastically) Huh, good luck!
sarcastically: 讽刺地
啊，祝你好运！
-Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
喔，也祝你好运！多好的人！
Opening Credits
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on
video.]
Apartment: 公寓 Die Hard: 虎胆龙威，Bruce Willis主演的荷里活猛片
-Chandler: Die Hard still great!
《虎胆龙威》还是那么棒！
-Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
double feature: (电影)两场连映
就是。咱们再来部片子怎么样？
-Chandler: What’d you rent?
rent: 租
你还租了什么？
-Joey: Die Hard 2.
《虎胆龙威2》。
-Chandler: (looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
tape: 录音带，录影带
Joey, 这还是《虎胆龙威1》。
-Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and it’s Die Hard 2!
噢，那再看一遍不就是《虎胆龙威2》了？
-Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey, 我们才看过！
-Joey: And?
那又怎样？
-Ross: And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
那再看一遍也很酷！
-Joey and Ross: Die Hard !!!!!!
虎胆龙威！！！！！！
-Ross: Dude, you didn’t say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
大哥，你没说虎胆龙威。你没事吧？
-Chandler: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
没事，我只是，另有计划。
-Ross: Well, John McLane had plans!
喔，John McLane (虎胆龙威的主角名)有计划！
【John McLane: Ross、 Joey大谈他们最喜欢的电影《虎胆龙威(Die Hard)》，但
Chandler却不太起劲，所以Ross就问他怎么了。Chandler 说他有安排了，不想再看《虎胆龙威》，Ross说：“知道了，约翰·麦克兰(McClane)有安排了。”约翰·麦克兰就是《虎胆龙威》里面的英雄主人公，Ross的嘴巴还是不离开这本动作电影】
-Chandler: No, you see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked
up and starts calling everybody bitch.
worked up: 激动 bitch: 婊子
不，是这样，我想在 Joey开始激动管谁都叫婊子之前离开。
-Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
你在瞎说什么？婊子。
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee.]
-Phoebe: Hey Rachel?
嘿Rachel?
-Rachel: Yeah?
干嘛？
-Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
当我结婚时你愿意当我的伴娘吗？
-Rachel: Really?!
真的？！
-Phoebe: Uh-hmm.
嗯。
-Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute.
噢，天啊Phoebe! 我真是…...等等
If I’m your maid of honor，that means you are Monica’s.
我要是你的伴娘，意味着你是Monica的。
-Phoebe: Oh! Well, if that’s what you want…
噢！好啊，如果你想那样的话…...
-Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!
噢~~少来了 Phoebe! 我要当Monica的！
-Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
可这有什么关系的呢？！
-Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
那这对你来说有什么关系呢？！
-Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and it’s two of our best friends!
因为这一个可是现在的！再说是我们的两个好朋友！
Who knows what you’re gonna marry!
谁知道你会嫁给谁呢！
-Rachel: What-what if I marry Ross—Or Joey?
那如果我嫁给了Ross? 或 Joey呢？
-Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this,
gasp: 倒抽一口气
你才不会！好吧Rachel, 我知道你真的很想做，
but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least
twice!
at least: 至少
可我从没当过任何人的伴娘！我知道你至少当过两次了。
-Rachel: Yeah but Phoebe…
那倒是，可是Phoebe…...
-Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess
that was it.
还有，噢拜托，请让我说完。噢，我好像说完了。
-Rachel: Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made
of honor.
好吧好吧。既然你从没当过，你来做Monica的伴娘。
-Phoebe: Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.
hug: 拥抱
噢，太谢谢你了！
-Rachel: I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.
y'know= you know
我会嫁个好人。知道吗？
-Phoebe: Oh I know.
噢我知道。
-Rachel: Better than Chandler. (Phoebe exhales as if to say, "Like what isn’t?")
exhale: 呼气
比Chandler 要好。
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know
that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And they’re on the same couch. Which
means they’re sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other,
they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasn’t been any
clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that there’s anything wrong
with that. That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about
the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married.
Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a
nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they
just did, scream, and jump up.]
remove: 移除，移开 not that: 倒不是 unless: 除非 Republican: 共和党人士
downfall: 垮台；下降；陷落 society: 社会 especially: 尤其 bring about: 导致
recap: 扼要重述 sum up: 总结 take a nap: 午睡，打盹 realize: 意识到
scream: 尖叫 jump up: 跳起来
-Ross: What happened?!!
怎么回事？！！
-Joey: Well, I don’t know!!
我不知道！！
-Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
fall asleep: 睡着
我们睡着了！仅此而已。
-Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go.
对。没错。好的，嗯，我还是走吧。
-Ross: I think that would be best.
我想那最好不过。
-Joey: Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later.
好的，我晚点再和你聊吧。
-Ross: Okay. But not about this!
好。但不能说这个！
-Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Ross’s hand.) Bye.
shake sb's hand: 和某人握手
不说！永远不说！绝不！再见。
-Ross: No touch! No touch!
避免接触！避免接触！
(Monica has just gotten back from brunch as Chandler make a hasty switch to TV shows
about making food)
hasty: 急速的，仓促的 switch: 转移，（扭动式开关）关闭
-Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch.
weird: 奇怪的
嘿，今天在吃早午餐时发生了件奇怪的事。
This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she…she wished me good
luck.
有个女人旁听到我要嫁给你，然后她…...祝我好运。
-Chandler: That’s sweet.
那真有心！
-Monica: No, it’s more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
不，她的意思是 “ 祝你平安无事 ”。
-Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
那个女人长什么样子？
-Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
attractive: 迷人的
她30左右，黑发，挺迷人的。
-Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a
mirror?
【is that any chance: 有没有可能】
喔，有没有可能是你盯着块儿亮的，能反光的东西，叫做镜子？
-Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
date: 约会
拜托，是不是你大学时约会过的？
-Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive…
(Thinks a little while.)
a little while: 一会儿
不可能，大学时我只和两个女孩约会过，都是金发，都不迷人…...
Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album)
check out: 看看 grab: 抓起 album: 相册
等等，让我查一下。
-Monica: What are you doing?
你在干什么？
-Chandler: Well, let’s see… (Finding the picture he wants.) Okay uh, is that her?
(Pointing to the picture.)
喔，来找找…...没错，是她吗？
-Monica: Oh my God yes! Who is she?
噢天啊，是她！她是谁？
-Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Julie Grath, 我夏令营时的女友。
-Monica: Did you break up with her?
break up: 分手
你和她分手了吗？
-Chandler: (pause) No, we’re still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then
I broke up with her.
pause: 停顿，暂停 go out: 出外
没有，我们仍在一起。约会过两个暑假，我就和她分手了。
-Monica: Why?
为什么？
-Chandler: Well,'cause she came back the third summer and she’d gotten really fa-aa-
aw-ow…
'cause= because
嗯，因为她第三个暑假时变得非常肥-诶-喔~
-Monica: Fat?!
肥？！
-Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow…"
我没说肥！我说， "肥-诶-喔~"
-Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
你和那女孩分手就因为她肥？！
-Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
feel bad: 难受，难过
是啊。是啊，但那是很久很久以前的事了！她还觉得难受吗？
-Monica: Well, apparently she does.
apparently: 显然
很显然是的。
-Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget.
elephant: 大象
【elephants never forget <俚>Joke term used when someone remembers something
very well that they would not be expected to, plus if that person is fat, the joke will
definitely be more laughable】
Joke term: 玩笑 expect: 期望，预想 plus: 更加，而且 definitely: 绝对地
laughable: 可笑的，搞笑的
你知道人们怎么说吗，大象永远忘不了。
(Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
amused: 有趣的 statement: 陈述 seriously: 认真地
说真的，嫁给我好运。
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are there.]
-Joey: (enters) Hey! What’s going on?
嘿！干什么呢？
-Rachel: Phoebe is gonna be Monica’s maid of honor!
gonna= going to
Phoebe将成为Monica的伴娘！
-Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs,
remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
downstairs: 楼下的 glare at: 怒视
嘿！我希望这次能比你上次给楼下那女孩当伴娘要做得好些，记得吗？
-Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
shocked: 震惊的
你当过伴娘？！！
-Phoebe: See? This is exactly why you shouldn’t lie!
看见了吧？这正是为什么你不该骗人！
-Rachel: All right that’s it! I am maid of honor!
好了就这样了！我是伴娘！
-Phoebe: Na-uh, I am!
才不，我是！
-Rachel: How come you are?!
【how come: 为什么】
为什么是你？！
-Phoebe: Because I cared enough to lie!
care enough to: 足以
我说谎是因为太在乎！
-Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it!
嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿，我能帮你们决定谁来当！
Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how you’d handle maid of honor
type situations.
audition: 试演 handle: 处理 situation: 局面
对，我们该搞个，搞个试演，看你们怎样处理伴娘面对的局面。
-Phoebe: What are you talking about?
你在说什么呢？
-Joey: Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I’m the best of the people they
see, I get the part.
当我需要一份工作时，我会去试演，如果他们觉得我是最棒的，我就可以演出。
-Phoebe: So，okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?
那试演完，谁来决定谁当伴娘？
-Joey: Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges.
judge: 评判，评委，法官
噢，我和Ross可以当评委。
-Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, it’s better than us deciding.
那总好过我们自己决定。
-Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Can’t we just flip a coin?!
flip: 抛
噢，拜托！这多疯狂！不能抛硬币决定吗？！
-Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
不干！硬币讨厌我！
-Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, y’know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide.
好好好，就这样吧，让Ross和 Joey决定。
(Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
sexy: 性感的
嗨~~~Ross! 亲爱的。
-Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
嘿，你这大帅哥。
-Ross: Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio.
cologne: 古龙香水 every bit: 从头至尾
【Giorgio: Rachel和Phoebe争着当莫尼卡的伴娘，而 Joey提议由他和Ross来作评判。
Ross进门时，Phoebe和Rachel为了博得他的好感，都向他抛媚眼。Ross还以为真是自
己身上的古龙水起了作用，说“这古龙水真的和乔治(Giorgio)一样好”。乔治是服装大师乔
治·阿玛尼(Armani)的名字，也就是指乔治·阿玛尼古龙水】
哇，这古龙水的香味和Georgio香水一样诱人。
-Joey: Hi.
嗨。
-Ross: Just uh, brought back your videos.
video: 录像带
只是，把录像带还给你。
-Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
嘿Ross, 我想咱们该谈谈之前的事。
-Ross: No! No we don’t!
不！不，我们没什么好说的！
-Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
就要说！听着，那是我这辈子睡过的最棒的小睡！！
-Ross: (pause) I… I don’t know what you are talking about.
我…...我不知道你在说什么。
-Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
admit: 承认
真是的！承认吧！那也是你最棒的小睡！
-Ross: I’ve had better.
我睡过更好的。
-Joey: Okay! When?!
是吗！什么时候？！
-Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
好吧！好吧！那是我最好的小睡！
-Joey: Uh-huh!
啊哈！
-Ross: I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!
我承认了！行了吗？！那已经过去了 Joey!
-Joey: I want to do it again.
我想再睡一次。
-Ross: We can’t do it again.
我们不能再睡一次。
-Joey: Why not?
为什么不能？
-Ross: Because it’s weird!
weird: 怪的
因为那样会很怪！
-Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
算了！你要喝点什么吗？
-Ross: Sure, what do you got?
好啊，你有什么？
-Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
【Excedrin P.M.: Joey和Ross在沙发上抱着双双睡着了，醒来后两人都很惊骇。Ross
说绝对不能再这么睡了，否则就太奇怪了， Joey则还想再睡，因此他问Ross是否想喝
饮料“热牛奶和阿斯匹林—对乙酞氨基酚(Excedrin P.M.)”，这是一种镇定止痛片。】
温牛奶和安眠药。
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door
behind which Chandler is using the facility.]
approach: 接近 bathroom: 浴室 facility: 设备
-Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
knock on: 敲 figure out: 弄明白，想出
Chandler! Chandler! 我刚想出你是谁了！
-Chandler: Can you figure out what I’m doing?
你能想出我正在干什么吗？
-Monica: You’re Lewis Posin.
你是Lewis Posin.
-Chandler: Who?
谁？
-Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade,
Lewis Posin!他是我五年级时的好朋友，
and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
有一天我让他做我的男友他说不。你知道为什么吗？
-Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
因为你在他想上厕所的时候不停的跟他讲话？！
-Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without
flushing by the way.)
emerge: 浮现，出现；冒出，暴露 flushing: 冲洗
不是！是因为他觉得我太肥~~
And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade!
每次一想到这儿，就像五年级时那样难受。
Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
apologize: 道歉
你知道吗，我真的觉得你应该向Julie道歉。
-Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
什么？开什么玩笑？那是16年前的事了。
-Monica: No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized
to me.
我明白。但你可知道，如果Lewis向我道歉我会觉得好过很多。
-Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you,
好吧，我会道歉。但我得警告你，
this may make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with!
fall in love sb: 爱上某人
这会让我成为一个更好的人，可并不是你爱上的那个人。
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid
of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
【lay out the ground rule: 定下规则】
-Joey: Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work.
好了，规则是这样的。
We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a
scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
situation: 情况 be scored: 被打分 scale: 标尺，等级
我们出题假设伴娘所遇到的情景，并会给你们打分，从1分到10分。1分是最高分。
-Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
不对， 10分才是最高分。
-Joey: Why is 10 the highest?
为什么10分是最高分？
-Ross: Because it’s the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel you’re up first.
shrug: 耸肩 shoulder: 肩膀
就因为它是最高的。好， Rachel, 你先来。
(Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: You’re with Monica, the wedding is
about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
get cold feet: 临阵畏缩
一号情景：你和Monica在一起，婚礼就快开始， Monica临阵畏缩。开始！
-Joey: (crying) I don’t want to marry Chandler!
我不想嫁给Chandler!
-Rachel: Okay, uh…
好的，嗯…...
-Joey: I’ve got cold feet.
我好害怕。
-Rachel: …it’s gonna be okay!
…...不会有事的！
-Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life?
不行啊，这辈子就只和一个男人过？
I don’t know if I can do it! This means I’ll never get to sleep with Joey!
我不知道自己做不做得到！就是说我再也不能和 Joey上床了。
-Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common.
common: 普通的，普遍的
Monica，怯婚是很普遍的。
Y’know, it’s-it’s just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that
you love Chandler.
anticipation: 预期
是因为预见了将来的一切，你只要记得你爱Chandler.
And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don’t get to keep the gifts.
还有，我逃过一次婚。新婚礼物你就都得不到了。
-Joey: (out of his Monica character) Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like
that!
character: 角色 draw on: 利用 experience: 经验，经历
非常好！用上你自己的经验，我喜欢。
-Rachel: Thanks!
谢谢！
-Ross: Yes, very nice Rachel.
就是，说的好， Rachel.
-Rachel: Thank you judges.
judge: 评委
谢谢评委们。
-Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
【kiss ass: <俚>马屁精】
噢，马屁精。
-Rachel: Oh!
噢！
-Joey: Okay, Phoebe…
好，Phoebe…...
-Phoebe: Yes! Your honor?
是！评委大人？
-Joey: We’re now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say,
ceremony: 典礼
我们在婚典上， Monica正准备说，
" I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
yell: 喊叫，呐喊
“我愿意” 她的醉叔叔突然大叫。你怎么做？开始！
-Ross: (playing the drunk uncle) When Monica was a little girl, I remember
that—(Phoebe screams and tackles him)—Ooh!! Ow! Very good!
tackle: 扭倒
当Monica还是个小女孩的时候，我记得…...噢！！哇！非常棒！
-Phoebe: Oh!
噢！
-Joey: Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!
excellent: 非常好的，出色的
是啊！出色极了！10分！
-Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
make a scene: 吵架
等等！她刚刚在婚礼中大出洋相！
-Phoebe: Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
嘿！你是不是想尝尝Phoebe的厉害？！
-Joey: Ladies, please. Please. Okay, the next situation is for Rachel.
女士们，拜托。麻烦了。好了，轮到Rachel了。
The wedding is about to start.You walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a
nap with Ross.
back room: 化妆间，在教堂举行婚礼时，新娘会在教堂的后间化妆
婚礼快要开始了。你走进化妆间里，发现Monica和Ross正睡在一起。
(Ross lies down and supports him by elbows) I'll be Monica. Go! ( Joey is trying to take a
nap on top of Ross)
lie down: 躺下 support: 支持，撑着 elbow: 肘子 on top of: 在......上面
我来演Monica。来吧！
-Ross: (Jump up and be super-against it) No, no, no! This situation is not sanctioned!
Now, we're moving on to the next one.
super against: 超级反对，强烈反对 sanction: 认可批准
不，不！不许演这个情况！现在演下一个吧。
Okay. It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
give a speech: 发表演讲
轮到你们发表作为伴娘的演说了。
-Rachel: Ohh, wait a minute, we haven’t pre…
噢，等一下，我们还没准…...
-Ross: Go!
开始！
-Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as… (Ross and Joey
start writing.)
define: 定义
好的！好的！嗯，美国英语词典给婚姻下的定义是…...
Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh…
suck: 糟糕的
好吧！！当我没说！太差劲了！！好吧，别记了！重来！嗯，嗯，好…...
I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became
friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
我是在，在我们六岁的时候认识Monica的，在Chandler 25岁的时候和他成了好朋友，虽
然他看起来像只有六岁。
-Ross and Joey: Oh! That’s nice.
噢！说的好。
-Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much.
谢谢。非常感谢。
Umm, I’ve known them separately and I’ve known them together and-and to know them
as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love.
separately: 分别地 in the presence of: 在面前
嗯，我和他们分别相识，现在看到他们最终结合看着这一对就像见证着真爱的存在。
So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler
and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together.
adventure: 冒险 embark upon: 着手
所以我要为Monica和Chandler 而举杯，也为他们即将开始的美丽冒险而祝福。
I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
journey: 旅程
没人比他们更适合展开这段人生旅程。
-Joey: Wow. (To Ross) Good speech.
哇。精彩的演说。
-Ross: Yeah, it really was!
是啊，确实精彩！
-Rachel: Aw, thanks!
哦，谢谢！
-Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess you’re next (To Joey) although I really don’t see the point.
point: 意义
好， Phoebe, 到你了，不过我实在不觉得有必要。
-Joey: Yeah.
就是。
-Phoebe: Okay, I can’t believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married.
好的，我真不敢相信Monica和Chandler 要结婚了。
I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked.
(Raises her glass and drinks.)
shower: 淋浴 naked: 裸体的
我记得和Rachel聊起过这一天，当时我们在一起洗澡，没穿衣服。
(Joey and Ross pause while they picture the event.)
【picture the event: 意淫当时的状况】
-Joey: And she’s back in the game.
back in the game: 卷土从来
她再次局面占优！
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of
the woman from the beginning.]
random: 随意的
-Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Julie，嗨！Chandler Bing，我想你记得我。
-Julie: Hello Skidmark.
skidmark: 逃兵
你好啊，逃兵。
-Chandler: (To Monica) It’s a nickname, I’ll explain later.
nickname: 昵称
是昵称，我稍后再给你解释。
-Monica: It’s pretty clear.
已经非常清楚了。
-Chandler: Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up
with you because you were overweight.
overdue: 迟到的 overweight: 过重
啊，啊，我欠你一个迟到已久的道歉。我不应该因为你过重就和你分手。
-Julie: That’s why you broke up with me?
这就是你和我分手的原因？
-Chandler: You-you-you didn’t know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my
work here is done!
nod: 点头
你，你不知道。哦，我想我该做的完成了。
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their
election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]
result: 结果 election: 选举 somewhat: 有点，几分，稍微 add: 添加，补充
-Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves.
perform: 表演，演出 be proud of: 为......感到骄傲
好的，首先我想说你们表现的都很好。你们应该为自己感到骄傲。
And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except
for Rachel—Damn it!
competition: 竞赛 except for: 除了 damn: 该死的，他妈的
我还想说在这次竞赛中没人失败。哦，除了Rachel--该死的！
-Phoebe: Really?! I won!
真的？！我赢了！
-Rachel: What?!
什么？！
-Ross: I’m sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
很抱歉Rachel，比分非常接近了。
-Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where I’ve heard that before.)
well then: 那么 demand: 要求 recount: 重计
那么我要求重新算结果！
-Ross: Actually, it wasn’t that close.
其实，也不是那么接近。
-Rachel: No! Y’know what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was
ridiculous—We’re gonna flip a coin!
ridiculous: 荒谬的
不行！不行！你们搞的那些太愚蠢了，简直是荒谬---我们要抛硬币决定！
(Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in
disgust.)
grunt: 咕哝 in disgust: 厌恶地 flip: 掷
好吧？！公！
-Phoebe: The coins have finally forgiven me!
forgive: 原谅
硬币终于原谅我了！
-Rachel: Well y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her
vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circley shower! (Runs out.)
vegetarian: 素食的 voodoo: 伏都教的 goddess: 神圣的 circley: 全身的
哼，你知道吗？我希望在你给她办了个全素的，装神弄鬼的告别单身派对后，Monica能
原谅你！
-Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, it’s gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are
the best!
Rachel, 一切都会好的！你们是最好的！
-Joey: Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.
ya= you 【take a lot out of sb: 让某人累坏了】
告诉你吧，做评委可是把我累坏了。
-Ross: Yeah?
是吗？
-Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my
couch. (Raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him.)
raise one's eyebrows: 皱眉 question: 质问
可不！我在想或许上楼去在我的沙发上小睡一会儿。
-Ross: Why-why would I care about that?
care about: 关心
干，干嘛要告诉我呢？
-Joey: No reason, I’m just saying that uh… That’s where I’ll be.
没原因。就是说一下…我将要去那儿。
(Joey gets up and heads for the door. After a pause Ross decides to join him.)
head for: 走向
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from
Julie’s.]
-Chandler: As bad as that went,I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m gonna
apologize for all of the stupid things that I do.
经过那件事，我还爱上了道歉。我在想要为所有我做过的傻事道歉。
-Monica: Why don’t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn’t have to
apologize.
你停止做傻事不就行了？那你也不用为之道歉了。
-Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
我真的喜欢两样都做。
-Monica: All right, I…I have to ask.
好吧， 我…我不得不问。
-Chandler: What?
什么？
-Monica: Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?
要是我又变胖了你会和我分手吗？
-Chandler: What?!
什么？！
-Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
gain weight: 增加体重
你为这和Julie Grath分手！她当时重了多少？
-Chandler: A hundred and forty-five pounds.
【1 磅＝16 盎司＝0.4536 千克】
一百四十五磅。
-Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! That’s not the point.
仅一年？！老天，她吃了什么？她全家吗？这不是我要说的。
-Chandler: Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15!
我知道这是个愚蠢的分手原因，但我当时只有15岁！
-Monica: Well… That’s not the only time this was an issue.
issue: 问题
嗯… ...这个问题不仅这次出现。
You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Thanksgiving: 感恩节
你还记得和我家人一起过感恩节吗？你说过我肥。
-Chandler: Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different.
totally: 完全地
好吧。好吧，等一下，那是完全不同的。
-Monica: How?
怎么不同？
-Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
supposed to: 应该是
不应该被你听到！我那是背着你说的。
-Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean I’m gonna look different.
如果我生了孩子呢？身材会走样。
I’m okay with that, but I’m not sure that you are!
我倒无所谓，可我不确定你能接受。
-Chandler: Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.
thin: 单薄的，瘦的
你要知道我不觉得你又瘦又漂亮。
(Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later!
看，这就是我可稍后道歉的事情之一！
Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
是这样，我的意思是，你是Monica! 我爱的是Monica.
-Monica: Keep going.
继续说。
-Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
balloon up: 如气球般膨胀 shrink down: 缩小
所以无论你膨胀或缩小，我仍会爱着你。
-Monica: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?
inch: 英寸 shrink: 收缩
即使我缩成只有两英寸高？
-Chandler: I’d carry you around in my pocket.
我会把你装在口袋里带着走。
-Monica: I love you. (They hug and kiss.)
我爱你。
-Chandler: Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.
【get a way with sb: 对某人有一套】
逃兵对女性还是有一手的。
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
-Rachel: Hi Pheebs.
嗨， Phoebe.
-Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！
-Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.
嗨！我想向你道歉。对不起我之前太孩子气了。
-Phoebe: That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh,
you mean today.
真荒谬啊， Rachel，我们都曾经是小孩呢。噢，你是指今天。
-Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win.
deserve: 应受
是啊，你应该赢。
And-and y’know I was thinking about it, if-if you’re Monica’s maid of honor that means I
get to be yours.
我在想，如果你当Monica的伴娘，就是说我当你的呢。
-Phoebe: Oh yeah!
噢，对啊！
-Rachel: Yeah! Oh, umm when-when Monica and Chandler got engaged I started putting
some stuff together, y’know just in case…
engage: 订婚 put sth together: 准备某事 in case: 万一
是啊！嗯，当Monica和Chandler 订了婚，我就开始准备一些东西，以防万一…...
-Phoebe: Oh that’s so sweet thanks.
噢，想得真周到，谢谢。
-Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves.
poetry: 诗歌
这是一本Monica喜欢的诗集。
And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she
dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.)
Halloween: 万圣节 dress up: 乔装打扮 bride: 新娘
还有，噢，天，这个有趣，这是有一年万圣节Monica穿成新娘子样的相片。
And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman.
Wonder women: 女超人，神奇女侠 train: 长裙拖地部分
还有，她让我托着她的裙摆，那有点怪，因为我扮的是神奇女侠。
Oh and here’s a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Y’know I just thought that
maybe they could hold the rings in there.
purse: 钱包
噢，这是我找到的小钱包。我想也许他们能把戒指放在里面。
-Phoebe: Ohh.
噢~~
-Rachel: And umm, vintage handkerchiefs y’know 'cause, people cry at weddings.
(Starting to cry.) I’m just gonna grab a couple of these.
vintage: 上等的 handkerchief: 手帕 grab: 抓取
还有，一些手帕，因为，人们在婚礼上会哭。我现在就得用上几块儿。
-Phoebe: This stuff is great!
这些东西真是太棒了！
-Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here.
噢，我忘了这东西在这里。
Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be
Monica’s something borrowed and it’s blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah…
garter: 吊袜带
嗯，这是，吊袜带，本是留给我自己用的，但我希望Monica能有一些借来的东西。而且
是蓝色的。没错…...
-Phoebe: Y’know Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monica’s made of honor.
知道吗Rachel，我想应该由你来当Monica的伴娘。
-Rachel: You do? Why?
你这样想？为什么？
-Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
因为我认为这对你来说更重要。
-Rachel: But Pheebs, y’know you earned it.
earn: 获得
但Phoebe, 这是你赢来的。
-Phoebe: Its fine. I mean, this is something that you’ve been thinking about since you
were what, 14? (She’s referring to the Halloween picture.)
refer to: 指
没事。这是你从什么时候就开始考虑的， 14岁吗？
-Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
【develop early: 发育早】
不是，是10岁的时候。我早熟。
-Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
【 Man alive: 你这个人！】
我的妈呀！
-Monica: (entering) Hey, what’s going on?
嘿，干什么呢？
-Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
-Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is going to be your maid of honor.
哦，我们刚刚决定由Rachel当你的伴娘。
-Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! That’s great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! Ok, we
really have to start planning!
gasp: 气喘，倒抽气
噢，哇！太好了！我们真的要开始计划了。
I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four
times per week.
specific: 详细的 probably: 可能地 per: 每
我有很多非常详细的想法！我们应该每周见四次。
You can come over to my place; we’ll get together before work! What do you say, 6:30,
my place?
你可以去我那儿，要在上班前商量！六点半怎么样，我那儿？
I’m so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
completely: 完全地 stunned: 受惊的
我好兴奋啊！
-Rachel: Yeah okay, you laugh now, but she’s gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly
scared.)
suddenly: 突然地 scared: 害怕的
好啊，你现在笑个够，到时她可是你的伴娘。
Ending Credits
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up
at the same time.]
-Joey: Great nap.
睡得真香。
-Ross: It really was.
可不是嘛。
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at
them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see
the gang.)
gang: 人群 stare at: 盯着 needless to say: 更不用说 throat: 喉咙
-Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for
his room leaving Ross.)
react: 反应 dude: 大哥，大佬（表示惊讶） 【what the hell: （粗）他妈的到底......】
大哥！你奶奶的到底在干什么？！老天！
-Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
quietly: 悄悄地，小声地，安静地 exit: 离开，出去
不好意思。
词汇翻译：Danielle 校对：Charlotte Kwok
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