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绝望主妇 第八季第02集 Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 02

Previously on Desperate Housewife...

previously: 之前的 desperate: 绝望的 housewife: 主妇

绝望主妇前情回顾...

-Aside: Renee was charmed by the new neighbor.

charmed by: 被…吸引

Renee被新邻居所吸引。

-Renee: Dibs.

我预定了。

-Aside: Trying to protect Gaby, Carlos committed murder.

protect: 保护 commit: 犯罪 murder: 谋杀

Carlos为了保护Gaby而杀了人。

-Bree: We are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this.

anybody: 任何人

我们绝不能告诉任何人这件事。

Are you gonna be able to live with that?

live with: 忍受

你能接受这点吗？

-Aside: And the women swore to keep the secret.

swear: 发誓 secret: 秘密

她们发誓保守秘密。

But then Bree received a warning.

receive: 收到 warning: 警告

但Bree却收到警告。

When I was alive,

alive: 活着

当我还活着时，

Bree van de kamp was one of my closest friends.

close friend: 密友

Bree Van De Kamp是我最亲密的好友之一。

Maybe that's because we had so much in common.

maybe: 也许 in common: 共同点

也许是因为我们有很多共同点。

Like Bree, I also received a menacing letter...

menace: 恐吓，威胁

跟Bree一样，我也收到一封恐吓信...

One that threatened to shatter the perfect life

threaten: 威胁 shatter: 粉碎，破坏

信里威胁要粉碎我

I had worked so hard to create.

create: 创造

苦心经营的完美生活。

You see, I had once committed a desperate act of my own.

desperate: 令人绝望的 act: 行为

我曾经犯了错误。

And despite my best efforts to conceal it,

despite best effort: 尽全力 conceal: 掩盖

尽管我尽力去掩盖，

someone found out and was determined to expose me.

find out: 发现 determine: 决定 expose: 揭发

但是还是有人发现了并要揭发我。

I thought about telling my friends.

我考虑过告诉我的朋友们。

But I decided not to burden them.

burden: 使负担，烦扰

但我不想困扰她们。

I had hoped that with one final act,

final act: 最后行动

我寄希望于最后一搏，

I could consign my deeds to history.

consign: 交付 deed: 行动，行为 history: 历史

我希望我的过错能成为历史。

But I had forgotten that history...

forget: 忘记

但是我忘了历史...

Has a way of repeating itself.

repeat: 重复

总是惊人的相似。

-Chuck: Something interesting?

interesting: 有趣的

有什么有趣的事吗？

-Bree: No. No, just a... Letter...

没有。没有，只是... 一封...

From a friend who I haven't, uh, heard from in a while.

hear from: 收到…信

来自我很久没有联系的朋友的信。

-Chuck: You okay?

你还好吧？

-Bree: I'm fine.

我很好。

I'm just annoyed

annoy: 打扰，烦恼

我只是很烦

Because the, uh, postman left me Gaby's water bill again.

postman: 邮递员 water bill: 水电单

因为快递又把Gaby的水电单送到我这里。

You go in. I'll just put it back in the box.

你先进去。我把它放回去。

-Chuck: All right.

好吧。

-Bree: Oh, Karen.

哦，Karen。

You scared me. What are you doing out so late?

scare: 吓

你吓到我了。这么晚了你出来干什么？

-Karen: What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past 10:00.

我是猫吗？我可是允许10点以后出来逛的。

-Bree: I'm sorry. Have you seen anyone near my mailbox?

mailbox: 邮筒

不好意思。你有看到有谁靠近我的邮筒吗？

-Karen: What's the problem?

怎么了？

-Bree: I just... Got a letter.

我只是... 收到一封信。

An obscene letter.

obscene: 猥亵的

一封猥亵的信。

-Karen: That's all?

就这样？

You oughta be happy that someone still finds you obscene.

你应该高兴还有人猥亵你。

Last week, I got called "sir" three times.

上个星期，我被叫了三次“先生”。

-Bree: Karen! This is serious.

serious: 严肃的

Karen！正经点。

I need to find out who put this letter in my mailbox.

我要找出谁放这封信到我邮筒的。

-Karen: Wow, you're really shaken up.

shake up: 震撼，震惊

哇，你还来真的。

-Bree: Yes, I am.

是的。

This is very upsetting,

upset: 恼人

这真的很恼人，

and I don't know what I'm going to do.

我不知道该怎么做了。

-Karen: It's just a note, Bree. Let it go.

note: 字条

Bree这只是个字条。算了吧。

-Aside: Yes, Bree Van De Kamp and I had so much in common.

in common: 相同的

是的，Bree Van De Kamp和我真的很像。

We shared similar lives.

share: 分享 similar: 相似的 live: 生活

我们的生活很像。

And now Bree found herself praying

pray: 祈祷

现在Bree祈祷自己

that we wouldn't share a similar fate.

fate: 命运

不会有我这样的结局。

In the divided world of the suburbs,

divided: 分裂的 world: 世界 suburb: 郊区

在这个街道，

everyone is looking for a way to connect.

look for: 寻求 connect: 交流

每个人都想办法交流。

They fend off loneliness with casual conversation.

fend off: 避开，抵御 loneliness: 寂寞 casual: 随意的 conversation: 交谈

他们通过闲聊来打发寂寞。

They share old treasures with a young friend.

treasure: 珍宝 young: 年轻的

他们把儿时的珍藏送给小朋友。

They help a neighbor make a difficult move.

他们帮邻居迈出艰难的一步。

But for Carlos and Gaby Solis,

但对Carlos和Gaby夫妇来说，

the only connection that mattered

connection: 交流

唯一有用的交流

was the romantic one.

romantic: 浪漫的

就是最浪漫的那种。

And when it came to maintaining it,

maintain: 保持

为了保持浪漫，

Gaby was willing to pull out all the stops.

pull out: 拿出

Gaby就会使出浑身解数。

-Gaby: A new record. It's been 38 days since we last had sex,

record: 记录

新的记录。我们已经38天没上床了，

and that streak is ending tonight.

tonight: 结束

这个记录今晚结束。

-Carlos: Seriously, it's been that long?

真的假的，有这么长吗？

-Gaby: 38 days.

38天，千真万确。

That's like three years in hoo-hah time.

这就像混沌时间里的三年。

-Carlos: But I have way too much work to do.

但是我有很多工作。

-Gaby: Unh-unh. No, no. No excuses.

excuse: 借口

啊-嗯。不，不，不要找借口。

I changed the sheets, shaved my legs,

change: 更换 sheet: 床单 shave: 剃毛

我已经换了床单，刮了腿毛，

and dumped the kids at Mccluskey's,

dump: 扔，丢

把孩子留在Mccluskey家了，

so drop your pants, cowboy, and saddle up.

pant: 裤子 cowboy: 牛仔 saddle up: 装上马鞍

所以脱掉你的裤子，牛仔，装上马鞍。

-Carlos: Yes, ma'am.

遵命。

-Gaby: Oh!

啊！

Don't feel bad. It happens to lots of men.

别难受。很多男的都会这样。

-Carlos: Not to me. Not to us.

不能是我。不能是我们。

-Gaby: Well, it has been 38 days.

已经38天了。

Maybe the poor little guy forgot what to do.

maybe: 也许

也许那个可怜的小家伙忘记该怎么做了。

-Carlos: Not helping.

说这些也没用。

-Gaby: Oh.

哦。

Listen, you've been under a lot of stress lately.

stress: 压力 lately: 最近

听我说，你最近压力大。

So relax.

relax: 放松

所以要放松。

How about I give you a nice massage,

massage: 按摩

我给你按摩，

we finish the champagne, and later we try again?

finish: 完成 champagne: 香槟

我们喝完香槟，然后再试下怎么样？

-Carlos: Gaby, thanks, but it's not gonna work, Okay?

Gaby，谢了，但我明天还要工作，好吗？

-Aside: Like Carlos, Susan Delfino was also feeling disconnected.

disconnect: 断开联系

跟Carlos一样，Susan Delfino也感到被隔离了。

Her guilt made the world a strange and scary place...

guilt: 罪恶感 strange: 陌生 scary: 可怕的

她的犯罪感使得这个世界变得陌生可怕...

Where she could be exposed at any moment.

expose: 暴露

她随时可能被揭露。

-Kevin: Hey! Hold it right there!

嘿！站住！

I know what you did.

我知道你做的事。

-Susan: What?

什么？

-Kevin: Yeah, and you're not getting away with it.

是的，你逃不了了。

You thought you could walk out with a case of soda

a case of: 一箱 soda: 饮料

你认为你可以神不知鬼不觉的

and no one would notice?

notice: 注意

偷走一箱饮料吗？

-Susan: Oh. Uh...

哦，嗯...

I... I forgot those were down there.

我... 我忘记底下有饮料了。

-Kevin: Yeah. Right. I've never heard that one before.

是的。我可没听过这样的借口。

Ma'am, I'm gonna ask you to step away from the cart

cart: 购物车

女士，我要求你远离购物车，

and keep your hands where I can see 'em.

并把手放到我可以看到的位置。

If you consider larceny okay.

consider: 认为 larceny: 盗窃罪

如果你认为盗窃罪没事的话。

-Man: Mrs. Delfino,

Delfino夫人，

on behalf of Fairview market, I'd like to apologize for Kevin.

on behalf of: 代表 market: 集市 apologize: 道歉

我代表紫藤到集市替Kevin向你道歉。

Seems we're all paying the price

pay the price: 付出代价

看来我们都为他

for his rejection from the police academy.

rejection: 拒绝 police: 警察 academy: 学院

被警察学校拒绝而付出代价。

-Kevin: Oh, well, excuse me for not wanting to live in a world

哦，抱歉我不愿住在

where people can commit crimes

commit crime: 犯罪

一个人们可以犯罪

without suffering the consequences.

suffer: 遭受 consequence: 后果

却不会被抓的世界。

You are a criminal.

criminal: 罪犯

你是个罪犯。

-Man: I've known Mrs. Delfino for years.

我认识Delfino夫人好多年了。

She pays for the grapes she eats in the produce section.

grape: 葡萄 produce: 产品 section: 区域

她会为她在产品区吃掉的葡萄付钱。

She would never do anything bad.

她从不会做坏事。

-Susan: Sure, I would.

我当然会做坏事。

-Man: What?

你说什么？

-Susan: You don't know me at all.

你一点都不了解我。

I'm a very bad person. I did a horrible thing.

bad: 坏的 person: 人 horrible: 可怕的

我是个很糟糕的人。我做了很可怕的事。

I deserve to be punished.

deserve to: 应该 punish: 惩罚

我应该被处罚。

-Kevin: Let me cuff her. I have cuffs. I brought 'em from home.

cuff: 铐

让我来铐她。我有手铐。我从家里带来的。

-Man: No one's getting cuffed.

没人会被铐的。

Just... Pay for the soda next time you come in.

只要... 你下次来的时候付饮料的钱就行了。

-Susan: No, no, no. No, you need to march me inside

inside: 里面

不，不，不。你现在应该把我带进去。

I'm serious.

我是认真的。

Make an example of me to deter other criminals.

example: 例子 deter: 制止，阻止

用我来阻止其他罪犯。

Yep. Did the crime. Doing the time.

是的。犯了罪，被抓了。

Dead man walking.

死囚漫步。

-Ben: So what's the damage?

damage: 损坏

哪里坏了？

An arm and a leg? Just an arm?

坏了很多处？还是只有一处？

-Mike: Not even a finger. It's a cracked fitting.

crack: 裂缝 fitting: 维修

只有一点点。只是裂了点。

I swapped it out. It's no charge.

swap out: 更换 charge: 费用

我把它换了。不用钱。

-Ben: Really? The first guy I called

真的吗？我请的第一个人

said I had to re-pipe the whole house.

pipe: 水管 whole: 整个

说我必须把整个房子的水管都换了。

-Mike: Oh, it's a scam.

scam: 欺诈

那人骗你的。

These pipes are top-of-the-line copper.

top-of-the-line: 顶级的 copper: 铜

这些水管都是上等的铜管。

The guy that put 'em in did a great job.

安装它们的人做得不错。

-Ben: You just saved me 10 grand.

你刚给我省了一万美元。

No wonder people say such good things about you.

no wonder: 难怪

难怪大家都在夸你。

-Mike: Well...

哦...

What are neighbors for?

邻居就是用来互相帮忙的对吧？

Need anything else, just holler.

holler: 大喊

有什么需要帮助的，就喊声。

-Ben: Actually, there is one thing.

actually: 实际上

事实上有件事。

I'm a real estate developer,

real estate: 房地产 developer: 开发商

我是个房地产开发商，

about to break ground on a new project,

break ground: 破土动工 project: 项目

准备开一个新的项目，

and, uh, I'm looking for some help...

嗯，我在寻求...

Local guys that I can trust.

local: 本地的 trust: 信任

可以信任的本地人的帮助。

You interested?

你有兴趣吗？

-Renee: Hey, Mike. Got a minute?

minute: 分钟

嘿 Mike 有时间吗？

-Mike: Um... Hey, Renee.

嗯... 嘿 Renee。

-Renee: We're friends, right?

我们是朋友，是吧？

-Mike: Well...

哦...

-Renee: Oh, come on. You fixed my toilet for free.

fix: 修理 toilet: 厕所 for free: 免费

哦，拜托。你免费帮我修了厕所。

-Mike: Um, that wasn't free. I sent you a bill.

bill: 账单

嗯，那不是免费。我给你账单了。

You just haven't paid it.

你只是还没付。

-Renee: Ahh. Anyway, look, here's the deal.

哈哈哈。不管怎么样，事情是这样的。

Uh, Ben likes me. He just doesn't know it yet.

嗯，Ben喜欢我，他只是还没有意识到这点。

Now I need to find that thing that we connect on.

现在我需要找些我们的共同点。

You've been on the inside. What can you tell me about him?

你进去过他房间。你能告诉我一些关于他的事吗？

-Mike: Well, he's got copper pipes.

他用的是铜管。

-Renee: Something personal.

personal: 私人的

私人的事。

-Mike: I saw a box of cheerios... And a coffeemaker.

coffeemaker: 咖啡机

我看到一盒麦片... 和咖啡机。

He must like coffee. Unless it's for guests.

unless: 除非 guest: 客人

他肯定喜欢咖啡。除非那是为客人准备的。

-Renee: Oh, my god. I got more out of the cable guy,

cable: 电视电缆

天啊，我从有线电视修理工那得到的消息都比你多。

and he's deaf.

deaf: 聋的

他还是个聋子呢。

Does he have any photos? Artwork? Think, Delfino, think!

photo: 照片 artwork: 艺术品

他有没有什么照片？艺术品？快想，Delfino，快想！

-Mike: Okay.

好啦。

Okay. Um...

好吧。嗯...

There was this plaque from the mayor...

plaque: 匾 mayor: 市长

那里有个市长送的匾...

Something about his work with the elderly.

elderly: 老年人

有关于他帮助老人的。

-Renee: Really?

真的吗？

He likes the elderly?

他喜欢老人？

Well, I like the elderly.

好吧，我喜欢老人。

-Mike: Since when?

你什么时候开始喜欢老人？

-Renee: Oh. Old people are adorable.

adorable: 可爱的

哦。老人可爱。

I love their little raisin faces

raisin: 葡萄干

我喜欢他们像葡萄干的脸

and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.

tennis ball: 网球 walker: 轮椅

和他们在鞋底安装的网球。

Thanks for the tip...

tip: 提示

感谢你的提示...

Friend.

朋友。

-Penny: Mom!

妈妈！

-Lynette: Hey, how was your day?

嘿，今天过得怎么样？

-Penny: Awesome. Dad's hotel is so cool.

awesome: 很棒的 hotel: 旅馆

很棒。爸爸的住旅馆很酷。

We went swimming in the pool and played Marco Polo

swim: 游泳 pool: 游泳池

我们在游泳池里游泳玩Marco Polo

and cannonballed off the diving board.

cannonball: 炮弹 diving board: 跳水板

在跳水板上玩炮弹。

Why don't we have a pool?

为什么我们没有游泳池？

And then we got hamburgers and french fries

hamburger: 汉堡 French fries: 炸薯条

然后我们吃汉堡和炸薯条

and super-sized cherry cola slushies.

super-sized: 超大份的 cola: 可乐 slushy: 沙冰

还有超大份的樱桃可乐沙冰。

-Lynette: I guess you figured they were too young for meth?

figure: 认为 meth: 兴奋剂

我想你是觉得他们太小不能喝甲基(兴奋剂)？

-Tom: It's just a slushie.

只是沙冰而已。

-Lynette: On a school night. She's gonna be up till 2:00 a.m.

在上学时让她吃沙冰。她到2点都不会睡觉。

Just 'cause you couldn't say "no."

只是因为你不能说“不行”

-Tom: You're blowing this out of proportion.

out of proportion: 过分

你这说得过分了。

-Penny: Who wants to play mega monopoly?

monopoly: 大富翁

谁要玩地产大亨(一种益智游戏)？

It's just like regular monopoly but with more stuff.

regular: 一般 stuff: 东西

这是一般地产大亨的扩展版。

You just keep playing and playing

你可以一直玩一直玩

And playing and playing and playing...

一直玩一直玩...

-Lynette: Yeah. Way out of proportion.

是的。太过分了。

Look, now that we're really separated,

separate: 分开

现在我们分开了，

I refuse to be the bad guy all the time.

refuse: 拒绝

我不要再总是扮演坏人了。

You have got to learn to say "no."

你得学会说“不行”。

-Tom: I say it.

我说了啊。

Tonight when we walked past the pet shop,

walk past: 路过 pet shop: 宠物店

今晚我们路过宠物店，

they wanted a spider monkey. I said "no."

spider monkey: 蜘蛛猴

他们说想要个蜘蛛猴的时候。我果断拒绝了。

-Lynette: I'm serious. Things are different now.

different: 不同

我没跟你开玩笑。一切都不同了。

I'm not gonna let this be the house of pain

pain: 痛苦

我可不想你在外面小屋逍遥自在着，

while you're living it up at the MTV beach house.

beach: 海滩，海岸

我却得在家里收拾烂摊子。

-Tom: You're right.

你说得对。

Things are different now.

一切都不同了。

For instance, I used to have to stand here and listen to this.

for instance: 例如

刚才我还想站这儿听你唠叨唠叨。

But now I'm thinking... no.

现在我还是决定... 拒绝再听。

Hey, look at that. I'm getting pretty good at this "no" thing.

pretty: 非常

嘿，看到没。我越来越擅长拒绝了呢。

-Gaby: It's bad enough when we weren't even trying to have sex,

enough: 足够

我们不试着进行性生活，已经够糟的了。

but to try and fail?

fail: 失败

但试了又失败了，算怎么回事？

-Lynette: Well, do you think it might have something to do

那你认为这可能和Carlos近来

with the stress Carlos is under?

stress: 压力

压力太多有关吗？

-Gaby: We're all under stress. You know what's stressful?

stressful: 让人紧张的

我们压力都很大。你知道什么让人紧张吗？

Is not having sex for 39 1/2 days.

39天半没有性生活了。

-Susan: You're sounding a little callous.

callous: 无情的

你这么说太伤人了。

-Gaby: I don't mean to. It's just, sex is important to us.

sex: 性

我无心的。只是，性生活对我们来说很重要。

Even in our toughest times, it's what always held us together.

toughest: 最困难的

即使是在我们最困难的时候，它把我们的心连在了一起。

If we don't have that, I'm worried what will happen to us.

worry: 担心

如今我们无心做爱，我不知道会发生什么。

-Lynette: I get that.

我明白。

-Gaby: So... come on, girls.

好了... 说说吧，闺蜜们。

How can I spice things up in the bedroom?

spice: 使…增加情趣 bedroom: 卧室

我要怎么做才能增加卧室里的性趣？

-Bree: Is this actually happening?

actually: 真的

这是真的吗？

Gabrielle Solis is asking us for sex tips?

ask for: 询问

Gabrielle Solis在向我们征求性爱小贴士？

-Gaby: I know! It's the apocalypse.

apocalypse: 启示

我知道！只是启发启发我嘛。

-Lynette: Well, if you don't mind harsh lighting

harsh: 刺目的 lighting: 灯光 mind: 介意

呃，如果你不反感华丽的灯光

and blatant misogyny, you can always watch a porno.

blatant: 恶俗的 misogyny: 厌恶女人 porno: 三级片

和恶俗的女人，就看看三级片吧。

-Gaby: Watched one. Filmed one. Next.

watch: 看 film: 电影

看过，也拍过。下一个。

-Susan: This may shock you,

shock: 使震惊

说出来可别吓着你，

But sometimes Mike and I like doing it in public.

public: 公共场合

有时候 Mike和我会当众亲热。

-Lynette: Huh. Those of us who wandered

wander: 闲逛

哈。上次圣诞嘉年华时

by Santa's workshop at the Christmas Carnival...

workshop: 工作室

路过圣诞老人工作室的时候...

not that shocked.

也没怎么让人吃惊啊。

-Bree: You could try role-playing.

role-play: 角色扮演

你可以试试角色扮演。

Once, I dressed up in a French maid's costume,

dress up: 打扮 maid: 女仆 costume: 制服

有一次，我穿着法国女仆的制服，

and Orson pretended to be a stubborn stain,

pretend to: 假扮 stubborn: 顽固的 stain: 污渍

Orson就假扮是块顽固的污渍，

and why is everybody looking at me?

你们干嘛都看着我？

-Gaby: Seriously, guys, I need some new moves.

seriously: 认真地

说真的，伙计们，我需要点新花样。

-Lynette: Well, there's this one mom at school...

呃，学校里有个母亲...

and I promised I wouldn't use her name...

promise: 承诺

我就不说她是谁了...

Betty Cunningham... who hired a stripper to teach her

stripper: 脱衣舞娘

Betty Cunningham... 她雇了个脱衣舞娘

how to give her husband a lap dance.

lap dance: 大腿舞

教她对着她丈夫跳大腿舞。

-Gaby: Well, I don't know what a stripper could teach me,

嗯，我不知道脱衣舞娘有什么好教我的。

but it's worth a shot.

worth: 值得

不过值得一试。

-Susan: You really think that's gonna work?

你真的认为这会有效？

-Gaby: Why wouldn't it?

为什么不？

-Susan: Because... I get where Carlos is coming from.

因为... 我理解Carlos的感受。

This kind of guilt can really mess with your head.

guilt: 罪恶感 mess with: 干扰

那种愧疚感无时不刻不在你脑海盘旋。

-Lynette: Something you wanna talk about?

有事想跟我们说说吗？

-Susan: Okay, the other day,

好吧，那天，

I accidentally took a case of soda from the supermarket,

accidentally: 不小心 a case of: 一箱 soda: 饮料 supermarket: 超市

我不小心从超市带了一箱饮料出来，

and the security guard started yelling at me.

security guard: 保安 yell at: 喊叫

超市保安就开始冲我嚷嚷。

And at first, I was like, "no,"

起先，我矢口否认，

but then I was like "yes, I deserve it.

deserve: 应得

可接着，我就承认了，我想“这是我应得的

I deserve to be punished."

punish: 惩罚

我该被惩罚”。

It felt right to be publicly humiliated like that,

publicly: 公开的 humiliate: 羞辱，耻辱

当中接受惩罚似乎也是情理之中，

and why is everybody looking at me?

可为什么大家都在看着我？

-Gaby: 'Cause there's a bucket of crazy where your head used to be.

crazy: 疯狂的 head: 脑袋

因为你脑子里都装了些什么不正常的思维啊。

-Susan: So now I'm crazy.

那就是说，我疯了吗。

I thought you said I could talk to you about this stuff.

我以为你们让我说说我心中的不快来着。

-Bree: You can,

你当然可以说，

and we appreciate what you're grappling with,

appreciate: 欣赏 grapple with: 努力克服

因为我们，你经历这一系列心理斗争，我们很感激，

but you cannot go around attracting attention like that.

attract: 吸引 attention: 注意

那你不能大张旗鼓地吸引公众注意。

It's not safe.

safe: 安全

这样不安全。

-Gaby: Exactly.

没错。

So knock it off and go get me some more coffee!

coffee: 咖啡

那就别想了，再给我倒点咖啡来！

What? She likes to be yelled at.

怎么？她喜欢别人冲她大吼大叫。

我知道你所做的一切，让我感到恶心，我要公诸于众。

-Chuck: Hey, you.

嘿，宝贝。

-Bree: Uh, I thought you were, uh, at work.

呃，我以为，你在上班。

-Chuck: I pronounce the city of fairview

pronounce: 宣布

我宣布，美景镇相当安全，

safe enough to have lunch with my girl.

lunch: 午餐

我可以安心回来和我的女人共进午餐。

-Bree: Oh, that would be lovely,

哦，这再好不过了，

but I have something I need to do. Shoot.

但，我还有事要做，真糟糕。

-Chuck: Oh, yeah? Like what?

哦，是吗？什么事？

-Bree: What?

怎么？

-Chuck: Unless it's a... it's a big secret.

unless: 除非 secret: 秘密

除非... 除非是个不可告人的秘密。

Is it a big secret?

是秘密吗？

-Bree: Chuck.

Chuck啊。

-Chuck: I'm sorry. You're right.

抱歉。你说得对。

I...

我...

You don't owe me any explanations.

explanation: 解释

你无须向我解释。

I just... I just need to know that we're okay.

我只是... 我只是想知道，我们之间还好吧。

-Bree: Chuck...

Chuck啊...

My feelings for you have not changed,

feeling: 感觉

我对你的感情一直没变，

just my schedule for the day.

schedule: 安排

只是我今天有安排了。

Mwah.

么。

-Chuck: Well, that's good,

嗯，那就好。

because suspicion can be a great trait in police work,

suspicion: 猜疑 trait: 品质 police: 警察

因为猜疑是警察工作中的必备优秀品质，

but it's horrible in a relationship.

horrible: 糟糕的 relationship: 情感关系

在感情生活中，却很致命。

Just ask my ex.

不信问问我前任。

I never wanna be that guy again.

我可不想再成为我之前那样。

-Renee: Hello there, Karen.

你好，Karen。

-Karen: Karen?

你叫我"Karen"？

What happened to "liver spot" or "6 feet under"

你怎么不叫我"定点居民"、"矮冬瓜"

or one of your other cute nicknames?

cute: 可爱的 nickname: 绰号

或者其他绰号了？

-Renee: No, no, I can't come in!

不不，我就不进来了！

I'm just dropping off another home-cooked meal!

drop off: 放下，交给 home-cooked meal: 家常菜

我只是惯例给你带点家常菜罢了！

-Karen: What meal? What the hell are you yelling for?

什么菜？你究竟在嚷嚷什么？

-Renee: Just lift the napkin.

napkin: 手帕

把手帕抬起来看看。

-Karen: 50 bucks. What's the catch?

50块。要我做什么？

-Renee: Don't look now, but do you see Ben over there?

别太明显，你看下Ben是不是在那边？

J Mm. Subtle.

subtle: 不明显的

嗯。真不明显。

Anyway, he has a soft spot for old people,

总之，他很敬老，

and as far as he knows, so do I.

而就如他所知，我也一样。

No, no, your crinkled little smile

crinkle: 皱纹 smile: 微笑

不不，你的眉宇间微笑的皱纹

is thanks enough for me.

已经诉尽你的感激。

-Karen: Are you petting me?

你是在抚摸我吗？

-Renee: Just say nice things about me to Ben.

帮我向Ben说点好话。

Tell him I bring you meals, that kind of stuff.

meal: 食物

告诉他我给你送食物，之类的。

-Karen: Well, it's a pretty big favor for 50 bucks.

嗯，50块不足以收买我。

Considering I don't like you, I'll do it for $100.

consider: 考虑到

鉴于我不喜欢你，100块成交。

-Renee: Fine.

好。

Tomorrow I'll bring you a C-note and a jell-o mold. Deal?

mold: 模具

明天带给你一百美金和果冻模具，成交？

-Karen: Oh, Renee.

哦，Renee。

Bless your heart. You're so good to me.

愿主保佑你。你对我太好了。

-Renee: No, you're the one who enriches my life.

enrich: 丰富

不，是你丰富了我的人生。

The joy I get...

joy: 愉悦

让我得到...

Hands off, he's gone.

手拿开，他走了。

-Paul: Oh, my God.

哦，天呐。

You think I sent this?

send: 寄

你认为这是我寄给你的？

You have any idea how this makes me feel?

idea: 想法

你知道这让我有什么感觉吗？

-Bree: Forgive me. I didn't think it was possible

forgive: 原谅

原谅我。我不认为这样就会毁灭一个

to damage the self-esteem of a murderer.

damage: 伤害 self-esteem: 自尊心 murderer: 杀人犯

杀人犯的自尊心。

-Paul: A confessed murderer.

confessed: 自首的

一个自首的杀人犯。

And this... this is the only way you can see me?

而这个... 你就是这么看我的？

-Bree: Paul! Paul.

Paul！Paul啊。

Please.

拜托了。

I'm sorry. I've just been so panicked since I got it.

panick: 恐慌

对不起。自从我拿到这个我就一直很惊恐。

It has the exact same wording as the letter Mary Alice received.

exact: 一模一样 receive: 收到

这和Mary Alice收到的便条几乎一模一样。

-Paul: Yes.

没错。

That's very weird.

weird: 奇怪

很奇怪。

But why are you so worked up about it?

但，你怎么情绪这么激动？

-Bree: I believe Mary Alice got a little worked up

believe: 相信

我相信Mary Alice收到这个的时候

when she got hers.

也有会点激动。

-Paul: But she was hiding something. You aren't.

hide: 藏

但她藏着个秘密。而你没有。

Right?

是吗？

-Bree: Of course not.

当然没有。

It's obviously just a cruel prank,

obviously: 明显的 cruel: 残酷的 prank: 恶作剧

这只是个低俗的恶作剧，

but I still wanna know who's responsible.

responsible: 负责

但我还是想知道是谁干的。

It had to be someone who knew about the original note.

original: 原来的

一定是某个知道之前那件事的人干的。

-Paul: Well, let's see. Obviously there's Martha Huber.

嗯，我想想，很显然有Martha Huber。

-Bree: Obviously she didn't send it.

很显然不是她干的。

-Paul: Then there's you,

还有你，

Susan, Lynette, Gaby.

Susan，Lynette和Gaby。

I assume you've already asked them.

assume: 认为，猜想 already: 已经

我想你已经问过她们了。

-Bree: Uh, actually, I... I haven't mentioned it to the girls yet.

mention: 提及

呃，实际上，我... 我还没有跟她们提过。

I... I still haven't figured out exactly what it is.

figure out: 弄清 exactly: 确切的

我... 我还没有弄清究竟是怎么一回事。

-Paul: Well, whatever it is,

whatever: 无论什么

呃，不管怎样，

don't keep it to yourself.

别闷在心里。

If Mary Alice had shared her note with you girls...

share: 分享

如果Mary Alice当初把便条的事告诉你们...

things might have turned out...

turn out: 结果是

或许一切...

a whole different way.

都会不一样。

-Karen: You know it's recycling day.

recycling: 回收

今天是回收日。

-Susan: So?

那又怎样？

-Karen: So it looks like you're about

貌似你准备把厨房垃圾

to put kitchen garbage in your recycling bin.

kitchen: 厨房 garbage: 垃圾 recycling bin: 垃圾箱

也倒进回收垃圾箱。

-Susan: Oh. I hope I don't get punished.

hope: 希望 punish: 惩罚

哦，真希望我不用接受惩罚。

Oh, here I am, dropping a turkey carcass

turkey: 火鸡 carcass: 骨头

哦，看看我，把火鸡骨头

in with the recycling.

也丢进回收垃圾箱了。

-Man A: And here I am, not giving a crap.

看看我，关我什么事。

-Susan: Uh-oh. You got me.

啊哦。被你抓到了。

-Man B: Can I bum one?

bum: 乞讨，讨到

能给我一根吗？

My old lady made me quit.

quit: 放弃

老婆不让我抽。

-Susan: 17...

第17...

18...

第18...

19...

第19...

-Woman: Thank God. Those were from last week.

谢天谢地，那都是上周剩下的。

每位顾客限免费食用两块样品

-Renee: Hello. Uh, ben, isn't it?

你好。呃 Ben 对吧？

-Ben: Yes.

对。

Uh, listen, uh,

呃，听着，呃，

I was just talking to Mrs. Mccluskey,

我刚和Mccluskey夫人聊过，

and I gotta say, I really misjudged you.

misjudge: 误会

我得说，我真的误会你了。

-Renee: Oh? Yeah.

哦？是嘛。

-Ben: She was telling me all the ways you've helped her.

她告诉我你帮助了她很多。

-Renee: Well, I like to think I'm doing God's work,

嗯，我比较倾向于理解成，我是遵从上帝的旨意。

you know, until he takes her in her sleep or what have you.

until: 直到 sleep: 睡觉

你知道的，直到他在睡梦中把她带走，或是用别的什么方式。

-Ben: Yeah, I don't know if you knew this,

是啊，我不清楚你是不是知道，

but I'm quite involved with seniors myself.

quite: 非常 involve with: 参与，涉及 senior: 年长者

我自己也很喜欢帮助老年人。

-Renee: Get out! Look at us, having things in common.

in common: 共同

不是吧！看看咱俩，有共同点哎。

-Ben: Yeah.

没错。

-Renee: So is there something else I can help you with?

那有什么别的我可以帮你的吗？

-Ben: Actually, yes. Are you free tonight?

actually: 实际上 free: 有空

实际上，是的，今晚你有空吗？

-Lynette: Hey, buddy.

嘿，伙计。

What are you thinking for dinner tonight?

dinner: 晚餐

晚餐想吃点什么？

-Parker: Actually, there's a party at Rich Cohen's

party: 派对

事实上，今晚Rich Cohen家有场派对，

I was hoping to go to.

hope: 希望

我挺想去的。

-Lynette: Yeah? Don't hope too hard.

是吗？别抱太大希望哦。

-Parker: Why not?

为什么？

-Lynette: Remember when Rich turned 13?

remember: 记得

还记得Rich的13岁生日那次吗？

It was the only bar mitzvah ever shut down by the police.

shut down: 停工，关闭

那可是警察拘留过的唯一13岁的少年吧。

I don't trust his parents.

trust: 信任 parents: 父母

我不信任他的父母。

-Parker: Well, if you makes you feel better, they're out of town.

town: 城镇

那如果这能让你放心点，他们出城了。

-Lynette: Ooh, an unsupervised party? Even better.

unsupervised: 无人监管的

喔，无人监管的派对？更棒了。

-Parker: We're just gonna be

我们只是

eating pizza and watching movies and stuff,

pizza: 披萨 movie: 电影

去吃吃披萨，看看电影什么的。

and Rich's older brother will be there.

Rich的哥哥会在那儿。

-Lynette: Perfect. Someone to buy the beer.

beer: 酒

棒极了。还有人买酒了。

-Parker: So you're saying "no"? Again?

again: 再次

这么说你是不肯了？又不肯啊？

-Lynette: Uh...

呃...

I'm not saying no. I'm saying ask your dad.

我没说不。我是说问你爸。

-Tom: Hey! I'm just dropping off a check.

check: 支票

嘿！只是少带了一张支票。

-Lynette: Unless Parker has something he wanted to ask you.

unless: 除非

不过Parker还有事想问你。

-Tom: Parker.

Parker 问吧。

-Parker: Can I go to a party at Rich Cohen's house tonight?

我今晚能去Rich Cohen家的聚会吗？

-Tom: What did your mom say?

你妈怎么说？

-Lynette: His mom said he should ask his dad.

他妈说他应该问他爸。

-Tom: Oh. Well... H... his parents are gonna be there, right?

哦，呃... 他... 他父母应该在的，对吧？

-Lynette: Nope. No parents.

不在。没有家长。

-Tom: And... Rich Cohen...

而且... Rich Cohen...

didn't something happen at his bar mitzvah?

bar mitzvah: 成人礼

他的成人礼上是不是发生过什么事？

-Lynette: Lots of things happened... drinking, pot smoking,

drinking: 喝酒 smoking: 抽烟

不少呢... 酗酒，抽烟，

the Whittaker girl got pregnant.

pregnant: 怀孕

还把个叫Whittaker的女生肚子搞大了。

-Tom: It sounds like you already made up your mind here.

sounds like: 听起来 make up mind: 有主意

听起来你好像已经有主意了。

-Lynette: No, no, no.

不，没有，没。

I have not made up my mind. It is entirely up to you.

entirely: 完全 up to you: 由你决定

我没有打定主意。完全由你决定。

-Parker: You hear that, dad? Entirely up to you.

你听到了吧，爸？完全由你决定。

-Tom: Well... I... it seems like your mom doesn't think

呃... 看... 看起来你妈妈认为

this is a good idea...

-Lynette: I didn't say that.

我没这么说。

I don't not think it's a good idea.

good idea: 好主意

我没说不是个好主意。

-Tom: Oh, so you do do think it's a good idea.

哦，那你认为是个好主意了。

-Lynette: I don't not think it's not... not... a good idea.

我没说不是不... 不是... 好主意。

-Parker: Okay, I'm confused.

confused: 迷茫的

行了，我都晕了。

-Tom: Well, if your mom's not saying "no,"

哦，如果你妈妈不说"不"，

I'm not saying "no" either.

either: 也

那我也不会说"不"。

-Lynette: Oh! Well, if your dad's not saying "no,"

哦！呃，如果你爸爸不说"不"，

I'm sure as hell not going to say "no."

我肯定不会说"不"。

-Parker: So is that a "yes"?

就是说"可以"了？

-Tom: Well... it's not a "no."

哦... 当然不是"不行"。

-Parker: Sweet.

真棒。

-Gaby: Are you sure this thing is safe?

你确定这东西安全吗？

-Stripper: My son plays fireman on mine all the time.

fireman: 消防员

我儿子用它玩消防员的游戏。

Do you wanna see a picture?

picture: 照片

你想看看照片吗？

-Gaby: Let's not make this sadder than it is.

还是别搞得那么凄惨吧。

All right, so my husband's having a little problem

husband: 丈夫

好吧，我丈夫在床上，

Yes, with his... wiener.

是，他的... 那玩意儿。

-Stripper: Well, you can relax, because I'm like a doctor,

relax: 放心 doctor: 医生

哦，你放心吧，因为我就像个医生一样，

and I see this problem all the time with older women.

problem: 问题

经常遇到有这种问题的年长女性。

-Gaby: older? Excuse me.

年长？稍等。

I don't think our ages are that far apart.

age: 年龄

我认为我们差不了那么多岁吧。

When were you born?

你哪年的？

-Stripper: 1992

92年的。

-Gaby: Me, too. All right, enough chitchat.

chitchat: 闲谈

我，也差不多，行了，别扯闲话了。

Give me a taste of what I'm gonna learn here.

taste: 体验

让我看看我该学些什么。

Okay. I'd do ya.

好的。我看明白了。

Let me try.

让我试试。

-Stripper: That was kind of advanced.

advanced: 高级的

这是进阶层次的动作。

I was thinking maybe we could start with something simple,

maybe: 也许 start with: 以…开始 simple: 简单的

我在想我们应该从最基本的学起，

like grinding on a chair.

chair: 椅子

比如先用椅子什么的。

-Gaby: Okay, will you stop treating me like a grandma?

treat: 对待 grandma: 老奶奶

行了，你能不把我当老太太对待吗？

I do yoga and zumba and kickboxing.

yoga: 瑜伽 zumba: 桑巴 kickboxing: 跆拳道

我练瑜伽，桑巴，还有跆拳道的。

I'm in excellent shape.

excellent: 很棒的 shape: 体型

我体型棒极了。

-Stripper: Okay.

好吧。

Not bad.

还可以。

Okay, now ass up, legs out,

ass: 屁股

好的，屁股抬高，腿撇开，

and remember, slow is sexy.

remember: 记住 slow: 慢

要记住，越慢越性感。

-Gaby: Aah!

啊！

-Stripper: Oh, my God.

哦，天呐。

-Gaby: Ohh!

喔！

Okay. Uh... a little harder than it looks.

好吧。呃... 比看上去要有难度。

-Stripper: No worries. You'll pick it up in no time.

worry: 担心

别担心，你会很快学会的。

Six months tops.

top: 封顶，最多

撑死了六个月。

-Gaby: What?! I can't wait that long.

什么？我等不了那么久。

I need your moves, your body...

move: 动作

我需要你的动作，你的身材...

my ass, but basically I need to be you by tonight.

basically: 基本上 tonight: 今晚

我自己的屁股。不过总之呢，我今晚就得变成你的样子。

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

嘿，你今晚有安排吗？

-Stripper: I'm headlining at Double D's.

headline: 中心，主角

我是双D(脱衣舞)俱乐部今晚的头牌。

-Gaby: If I triple your pay,

triple: 三倍

如果我付你三倍的钱，

would you mind being the opening act here?

opening act: 开场

你愿意今晚在这开场吗？

-Renee: Ben, I don't know how the food is,

food: 食物

Ben，我不知道菜怎么样。

but I already love this restaurant.

restaurant: 餐馆

不过我已经爱上这餐馆了。

We are the youngest people here.

young: 年轻的

没有比我们年轻的人。

-Ben: Oh, this isn't a restaurant.

哦，这不是餐馆。

This is the senior center.

senior center: 老年人活动中心

这里是老年人活动中心。

Welcome to the Ben Faulkner function room.

欢迎来到Ben Faulkner多功能中心。

-Renee: We're not eating here, are we?

eat: 吃

我们不在这吃饭，对吧？

-Ben: No, no, we're serving.

serve: 服务

不，不吃，我们服务。

We can eat afterwards if there are, you know, leftovers.

afterward: 之后 leftover: 剩余

服务完了可以吃，这个，如果有的剩的话。

-Renee: Oh, fun.

哦，有意思。

Uh, but I'm... I'm a little underdressed.

underdressed: 穿的不合适

呃，不过我... 我的服饰好像不太合适。

-Ben: There you go.

穿这个。

There. Now you're perfect.

perfect: 完美

给。现在你就完美了。

-Carlos: Gaby, f.y.i., guys who used to be blind

blind: 瞎的

Gaby，我想提醒你一下，曾经瞎过的人

don't enjoy reliving it.

enjoy: 享受 relive: 再体验

都不喜欢复发的感觉。

-Gaby: Relax. You're gonna love this.

放松。你会喜欢的。

Now just sit back

现在坐好，

and get ready for takeoff.

takeoff: 起飞

准备起飞。

-Carlos: Mmm.

嗯。

-Gaby: Yeah.

啊。

-Carlos: Wow. You've been working out.

喔。你有做功课啊。

-Gaby: I have... but that's not my ass.

是有... 不过那不是我的屁股。

It's professional. Meet Dakota.

professional: 专业的

人家可是专业的。来见见Dakota。

-Carlos: What the hell? What is this?

怎么回事？这是他妈算什么？

-Stripper: A gift from your wife. I work at Double D's,

gift: 礼物

你妻子的礼物，我来自洲际

out by the interstate.

双D俱乐部。

Not the one by the airport that had the hepatitis scare.

airport: 机场 hepatitis: 肝炎

不是机场附近那家查出有肝炎携带者的俱乐部。

-Carlos: You hired a stripper.

hire: 雇佣

你请了个脱衣舞娘。

-Gaby: Only as a warm-up act.

warm up: 热身

作为热身表演。

Then later on, she'll clear out,

clear out: 走开

过后，她就走了。

and it's just you and me for the main event.

main: 主要的 event: 活动

正式上场的只有咱们俩。

-Carlos: Nope. Not doing this.

不。不行。

-Stripper: Hang on. Idea. Sit down.

hang on: 等等

等等，有主意了，坐下。

-Gaby: Oh! Okay. What are you doing?

哦！好吧，你要干什么？

I don't... Oh, my God. He's right.

我不... 哦，天呐，他说得对，

Your body... it's like a dolphin.

dolphin: 海豚

你的身体... 像海豚一样。

-Stripper: Give it a little spank.

spank: 拍打

轻轻拍打。

Nothing will fix his problem quicker

来段双人表演，

than a little girl-on-girl action.

action: 表演

对他的问题治疗比什么效果都好。

-Carlos: My "problem."

我的"问题"。

You told her.

你告诉她了。

-Gaby: Okay, quick. Make out with me.

quick: 快

好了，快，带我入戏。

-Carlos: Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?

embarrassing: 尴尬

你知道这对我来说有多尴尬吗？

-Gaby: Thank you, doctor. You can go now.

谢谢，医生，你可以走了。

-Carlos: How could you do that to me?

你怎么能这样对我？

-Gaby: Try to get our sex life back on track?

back on track: 回归正轨

努力使我们的性生活回归正轨好吗？

Carlos, even at our worst,

worst: 最糟的

Carlos，就算是在最困难的时候，

this is the one thing that's always worked for us.

always: 总是

这对我们都一直有效果。

I just want us to get back to normal.

normal: 正常

我只是想让我们回归正常。

-Carlos: We're never going back to normal!

我们正常不了啦！

Don't you understand that?!

understand: 明白

你明白吗？

What I did...

我做的事...

you can't wish it away.

wish: 希望

不可能随风飘散。

It is with me all the time,

它一直缠绕着我，

whether I'm awake

awake: 醒着的

不管我是醒

or asleep...

asleep: 睡着的

是睡...

or trying to make love to you.

亦或是想跟你做爱。

-Gaby: I'm sorry. I just wish there was something I could do.

对不起。我只是希望能做些什么。

-Carlos: There's not.

什么都做不了。

-Woman: What's that?

这是什么？

-Renee: I don't know.

不知道。

-Woman: Is it good?

好吃吗？

-Renee: Let me clue you in on something.

clue: 为…提供情况

我帮你总结一下吧。

Food is usually either good or free.

食物要么是好吃的要么是免费的。

-Woman: How come you're dressed so fancy?

fancy: 高档的

你怎么能穿这么好？

-Renee: Because I'm on a date with that hot aussie over there.

on a date: 约会 hot: 火辣的 aussie: 澳洲人

因为我在和那边那个火辣的澳洲人约会。

He just failed to mention what the date was.

fail to: 未能 mention: 提到

他只是没告诉我约会干什么。

-Woman: Ben brought you to sling food dressed like that?

sling: 抛，扔

Ben带你穿成这样来分发食物？

Honey, I think he's messing with you.

亲爱的，我猜他对你不是认真的。

-Renee: I hope you had a good laugh.

laugh: 笑

希望你笑得开心。

Be thankful I shoved that on your head.

thankful: 感激的 shove: 推，撞

感谢我把它扔你头上。

There was another option.

其实我还可以更狠。

-Ben: Renee, stop.

Renee 站住。

-Renee: Why? So you can mock me some more?

mock: 嘲笑

为什么？让你继续嘲笑我？

-Ben: I wasn't mocking you.

我没有嘲笑你。

Okay, but I mean, you did kinda deserve it...

deserve: 应得

好吧，不过我认为，你算是罪有应得吧...

I mean, your whole "I heart old people" thing.

我是说，你装作"我爱老年人"的事情。

-Renee: I was trying to find something we had in common,

in common: 共同的

我在努力寻找咱俩的共同点。

and now I know we have nothing in common.

而现在我知道我们之间没有共同点。

You're a good person who does things like this,

你是个做这种事的好人，

and... I'm me.

而... 我就是我。

-Ben: You're not a good person?

你不是个好人？

-Renee: No, Ben, I'm not.

不，Ben 我不是。

Because truthfully, doing charity makes me nauseous.

truthfully: 诚实地 nauseous: 令人厌恶的

因为说实话，我讨厌做慈善事业。

-Ben: Yeah, me, too.

对，我，也是。

-Renee: What?

什么？

-Ben: Makes me uncomfortable, too, but I know why that is.

uncomfortable: 不舒服的

让我不舒服，一样，但我知道是为什么。

Do you?

你呢？

-Renee: I don't want to talk about this.

我不想说。

-Ben: Why? You afraid of saying something truthful?

afraid of: 该怕

为什么？你害怕说真话？

-Renee: When my mom... died,

在我母亲... 去世的时候，

I was bounced around from relative to relative,

bounce around: 丢来丢去 relative: 亲戚

我被亲戚们丢来丢去，

most of them dirt-poor.

poor: 穷人

他们多数是穷人。

We were on the receiving end of a lot of charity.

charity: 慈善机构

我们接受很多慈善机构的救助。

I spent plenty of time in places like this.

spend: 度过 plenty of: 很多

我在这样的地方呆过很长时间。

And I hated it.

hate: 讨厌

而我讨厌这里。

They hand you something...

他们给你东西...

-Ben: a, uh, a dented can of food or an ugly shirt.

dented: 瘪进去的 can: 罐头 ugly: 丑的 shirt: 裙子

一个，呃，一个瘪进去的食品罐头或者一件难堪的裙子。

And someone tells you, "say 'thank you' to the nice lady."

还有人跟你说 "对这个善良的女士说'谢谢'"。

And you do, but secretly, you wanna scream, "I hate you."

secretly: 暗地里 scream: 大喊

虽然你说了，但暗地里，你想大喊 "我恨你"。

I know what it's like to claw your way out of something.

claw: 用爪抓

我理解像你那样摆脱某些事情的感受。

-Renee: Look at us...

看来我们...

having things in common.

还是有共同点的。

-Susan: It's about time.

挺准时。

Is there a problem, officer?

有问题吗，警官？

-Policeman: Yeah. You're parked in a fire zone.

park: 停车 fire zone: 消防通道

有。你停在消防通道上了。

-Susan: Oh! Darn the luck, I am.

哦！我真是，该死。

Well, sounds like somebody's gonna be slapped

somebody: 有人 slap: 打击，斥责

哦，听起来有人要被

with a pretty steep fine.

steep fine: 高额罚金

罚以重金了。

-Policeman: Yeah, I should write you a ticket.

ticket: 罚单

对，我该给你开罚单。

-Susan: Mm.

嗯。

-Policeman: But if you promise not to do it again,

promise: 保证

不过如果你保证不再犯了，

I'll let you off with a warning.

warning: 警告

我可以放你一马。

-Susan: What? Why would you do that?

什么？你为什么这样？

-Policeman: 'Cause I'm a new dad.

我刚当爹。

-Susan: Oh, jeez.

不会吧。

-Policeman: Abigail Dorothy Brovka, 8 pounds, 6 ounces.

pound: 磅 ounce: 盎司

她叫Abigail Dorothy Brovka，8磅零6盎司。

I'm just so happy,

我太快乐了，

filled with love.

fill with: 充满

满心欢喜。

Anything short of a triple murder,

murder: 谋杀

除非是连杀三人，

and I'm pretty much looking the other way.

否则我都会睁一眼闭一眼的。

-Susan: No, no. No, don't look the other way.

不行，别，不，别睁一眼闭一眼。

No, look this way.

别，全都睁开。

Laws have been broken. There must be consequences.

law: 法律 consequence: 后果

有人违法。必须承担后果。

-Policeman: I just wanna get home to my baby.

baby: 宝宝

我只想回家去看我的孩子。

I mean, look at her, all wrapped up

wrap up: 裹起来

我是说，你看她，都包裹起来，

like the tastiest little burrito in Fairview.

tasty: 甜美的 burrito: 卷饼

就像是美景镇最甜美的小卷饼一样。

-Susan: Oh, look at that. Yeah.

哦，看看，是啊。

Ah, well...

啊，呃...

-Policeman: That was not cool.

这可不好。

Now fortunately for you, I always carry a backup.

fortunately: 幸运的 backup: 备用的

你运气真好，我总是带着备用的。

-Susan: Are you kidding me?

你耍我吧？

What do I have to do to get arrested here?

arrest: 逮捕

我得怎么做你才会把我抓起来？

-Policeman: Lady, people like you used to drive me nuts.

夫人，换做平时我肯定已经被你惹毛了。

But nothing can faze me now that this sweet little girl's

faze: 激怒 sweet: 可爱的

但是现在，这个可爱的小女孩来到了这个世上，

come into my life.

什么事也激怒不了我了。

-Susan: Well, that sweet little girl... she's got dumbo ears.

dumbo: 蠢的 ear: 耳朵

这个可爱的小女孩... 长着一对小飞象的耳朵。

-Policeman: Uhh!

呃！

Ma'am, you can turn around

女士，转身，

and put your hands behind your back.

把手放在背后。

You have the right to remain silent.

remain: 保持 silent: 沉默

你有权保持沉默。

anything you say can and will be used against you

你所说的一切都将作为

in a court of law.

court: 法庭

呈堂证供。

-Ben: Hey, Mike.

嘿，Mike。

Um, I, uh, I've got a bit of a problem.

呃，我，呃，碰到了一点儿难题。

Maybe you can help me out with it.

你或许能帮我。

-Mike: I can try. What's the problem?

我可以试试，什么事？

-Ben: You.

你。

How am I supposed to hire you when I can't get you bonded?

suppose to: 应该 hire: 雇佣 bond: 担保

在我不能给你做担保的情况下该怎么雇你？

Who knew? Mike Delfino, suburban dad,

suburban: 郊区

有谁知道呢？Mike Delfino 住在郊区的一名父亲，

guy who keeps the neatest lawn on the block,

neat: 平整的 lawn: 草坪

能把草坪修正得整整齐齐，

ex con?

却有过前科？

-Mike: Yep.

没错。

-Ben: And you were gonna mention this when?

mention: 提及

你打算什么时候让我知道呢？

-Mike: Look, I'm sorry. It's not something I tend to lead with

对不起，我不会见人就把这种事

when I meet somebody.

meet: 见到

告诉对方。

-Ben: 'Cause you're not that guy anymore.

因为你已经痛改前非了。

-Mike: That's right.

没错。

-Ben: A bad cop tried to rape your girlfriend,

cop: 警察 rape: 强奸 girlfriend: 女友

一名坏警察企图强奸你的女友，

and you fought him to protect her.

protect: 保护

为了保护她你打了他。

Tell me why you wouldn't wanna be that guy anymore.

anymore: 不再

你怎么就不会再这么做了呢。

-Mike: T It was a long time ago. I was a kid,

kid: 孩子

那是很久以前的事了，那时我还是一个孩子。

and I've learned life's a lot more complicated than I thought.

complicated: 复杂

我渐渐明白生活比我想象的复杂得多。

-Ben: Nah. Nah.

你错了。

Life is brutally simple.

brutally: 非常的 simple: 简单

生活其实很简单。

Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love

生活就是取你所需，护你所爱。

and everything else is weakness.

weakness: 弱势

其余皆浮云。

A guy like you

像你这样的人，

guy like you knows it.

应该明白这一点的。

-Mike: Ben, if this is all just to tell me you can't use me,

Ben，如果你只是想来告诉我你不能雇我了，

I understand.

understand: 理解

我能理解。

-Ben: No, no, no, no, I didn't say that.

不，不，不，不，我可没那么说。

I said I couldn't bond you.

我只是说不能给你做担保。

I can definitely use you.

definitely: 绝对

但我绝对雇用你。

-Policeman: I hope you've cooled off a bit.

cool off: 冷静

希望你已经冷静一些了。

-Susan: Yeah. Well, uh, spending a few hours in a cell

没错，在监牢里和一个有异装癖的醉鬼，

with a drunk transvestite will do that to you.

drunk: 喝醉的 transvestite: 异装癖

待了几个小时确实很有帮助。

Your baby's cute, by the way.

cute: 可爱

你的孩子很可爱。

I swear she'll grow into those ears.

swear: 发誓

我发誓她不会长出小飞象的耳朵。

-Policeman: Thanks. The guy you called to pick you up is here.

谢谢，你打电话让他保你出来的人就在这儿。

-Susan: Carlos, thanks for coming.

Carlos，谢谢你能来。

I couldn't call Mike, and, uh,

我不能让Mike知道，而且，

I didn't wanna upset the girls, so...

upset: 打扰

我也不想惊扰到姑娘们，所以...

-Carlos: You okay?

你没事吧？

They told me you assaulted a motorcycle cop.

assault: 袭击 motorcycle: 摩托车

他们告诉我你袭击了一名骑警。

-Susan: Actually, it was just a motorcycle.

其实只袭击了摩托车而已。

-Carlos: That doesn't sound like you.

这不像是你的作风啊。

-Susan: I've been

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